DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Full Race Replay]

Nice little end rant about the CPU shortage. Phil thinks all you need to do is hire more people and pay them more money so you can get more CPUs. Then he gets angry when he is told that CPU manufacturing is all automated and says that's why it's all fucked up.

The amount of effort and precision needed to make a single component out of silicon is so high level that you can't depend on people to do it DSP. You need robots. Also you need sterile clean factories to prevent contamination. Throwing bodies at the problem won't fix it.

yeah, because cpu shortages are due to the robots in the factory suddenly not working as fast as before. Sure phil, don't even think about supply chain issues or mining of the materials necessary.

 

[BlackDragoons]

"This is Phil's land"
Jesus what a fucking faggot.

Yeah and its a swamp filled with dead pigs and swarming with roaches.

 

[UsedUp]

Kinggokun please explain what blind hatred is? You gonna tell us that, Phil has done absolutely nothing wrong to warrant all the hate he does get? Kill yourself faggot. People like you that have such loyalty to DSP for no reason are part of the problem that is DarkSydePhil.

 

[Paladin Derich]

So I got real autistic about this for a minute. $100 right? Well 25 lb bag of pancake mix costs $25. Now, how many people does that feed? Well, little google says it makes between 12-30 pancakes per pound. Ill be generous to Phil. And the good soldiers of Kiwistan. And make 12 good sized pancakes. Also ignoring eggs, because Ive worked at a place where we have eggless mix. Just add water. Im nice to the soldiers of Kiwistan, but im not their mother. Alright so 12 pancakes per pound. Times 25 pounds. Thats 300 pancakes. Now Im gonna be nice and give everyone 2 big pancakes. Thats 150 people. Already feeding a goddamn football team and their front office. But we have only spent $25. 150 times 4 is 600 people. According to Wikipedia, that is twice the minimum of a battalion. So, with a $100 dollars a day I could feed a small battalion poorly, but not super poorly. Or I could feed a company twice.

I could go to goddamn war with what Phil spends. Because $100 is his poverty level. So what I need to feed a company twice, isn't normally what he spends. So anything extra is just equipping them. Or feeding extra people. And whats more, is I found an expensive bag of mix. I could actually tighten up my budget and spend less feeding the amount of people it would take me to siege his gated community. And even if we let food through, he would somehow starve before my army.

You could also buy those giant bags of asian rice, and cans of beans. IIRC phil loads up freezer with fucking otter pops lol.

Also, there's food banks in Renton. Those places practically give away food.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

"By the way, I'm going to go on break momentarily here, everyone; I'm getting so immersed in the game I'm not realizing it's actually breaktime. But I'll take a break in a moment once I get a chance here. There's people like "Isn't it breaktime? What's Phil doing?" Listen, I'm having fun, I'm immersed in the suspense of what's going on, man."

Not a single comment in his chat about him going on break before this. Literally putting words in the mouths of nonexistent people.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I'm ready for 2027 DSP to retcon his "Japan only listens to video game music" as something his dumb, young immature self said. What a fucking retard.

Now, something he mentioned upon being asked about Warhammer. He mentioned playing some old FPS (I'm assuming Space Marine) with Jahn Rahmbo. Please, if a driving force is out there, let Phil fall into wargaming.


They're still touring, impressively enough. Saw them in 2016 or so and htey put a hell of a show.


They still have some decent bands going on, although it has been drowned by a lot of bullshit.

I do recommend checking their 80s/90s hip-hop scene. Specially, Shakkazombie.

Haven't seen them in person but remember they had two songs on MTV and an interview they did there too. Still on the younger side at that point too. Would love to see Helloween if they come back to New England...I don't keep up much with tour dates lol. Edit: spelling

The question is: how many furry degenerates with some money he still has left?

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UaineRunei you are killing me man lol...Always digging up furries and weeby people. I do laugh because Phil wants to be in the popular cool kid crowd and he his stuck with The Island of Degenerate Tards(coming to a PC screen or mobile near you 6 days a week).

Note: I don't mind some anime but going in too deep is just madness. There's usually two Anime/comic Con type conventions that comes to Boston's Hynes Convention Center every year(haven't noticed in a few years.) There was enough questionable stuff I've seen in passing that made me pray for the sweet release of death. Something like seeing 20 Bleach(think it was) cosplayers have sword fights while 4-5 of them are in their 30's and the rest were HS age. The 30's year olds did not seem related or part of the group. Or hearing a grown ass man speaking japanese like he was something like that miku chick. Have love and passion but at a certain age you just look like a sex offender at those things.

 

[Nose Pincher]

"By the way, I'm going to go on break momentarily here, everyone; I'm getting so immersed in the game I'm not realizing it's actually breaktime. But I'll take a break in a moment once I get a chance here. There's people like "Isn't it breaktime? What's Phil doing?" Listen, I'm having fun, I'm immersed in the suspense of what's going on, man."

Not a single comment in his chat about him going on break before this. Literally putting words in the mouths of nonexistent people.

Well they wouldn't be the silent majority if they actually spoke up, you mouth dribbling, braindead, morhan.

 

[Gefaustet]

his take on the olympics opening ceremony was brain melting, nope not a single american knows a single foreign artist, not a one, we all live life in our house with no contact with the outside world except to get groceries we can't afford except we can.

Phil, stop with these takes, seriously, just stop for your own good

 

[Covfefe]

I just want to say that DSP and his dentheads constantly mentioning how much they laugh every time they get bodied on social media is a pretty sad meme. One of the following scenarios has to be true, retards:

1: You really don't care and you really do laugh. But also the trolls ruined Phil's business and they are psychopathic wastes of life who make Phil cry on camera about how "tuff" things have been.

2: You are super butthurt almost constantly but claim to laugh at it because you think that would make us upset for some reason.

We don't give a shit what any of you think. We aren't here to troll you. We are here to laugh and sometimes rage at the fact that Clown World can somehow continue to sustain the abject farce that is Phil's life. Whether you laugh at this or not makes no difference, but it is funny to imagine you crying because of your reddit ban and then pretending to be a tough guy in your dead little hugbox of a stream chat.

 

[CCheelai]

Seeing DSP say that we're jealous that he had genuine social interactions with his viewers yesterday was wild beyond belief. Reminds me of when he said it was ok that Leanna left him because he still had the stream chat years ago.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

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That film is fire btw. Not even joking. Phil's smooth brain wouldn't be able to enjoy it.

 

[Brother Wind]

You could also buy those giant bags of asian rice, and cans of beans. IIRC phil loads up freezer with fucking otter pops lol.

Also, there's food banks in Renton. Those places practically give away food.

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I do wanna stress that I don't think Phil should live on rice and beans. I mean, thats the one thing I have always lived above my means on is my food. But importantly I also live below my means for housing and car. Unlike Phil who lives above his means at all times in all ways.

My point was, that for $300 a day, I could fund a goddamn fighting force. So if you guys whale on me, the way he gets money, I will invade Renton. Or at least his gated community. We will put Phil in the stockades, ravage his women, and nail a cardboard dick to every wall. And it'd still be a better use of money than whatever he is doing. Soooooomehow

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Seeing DSP say that we're jealous that he had genuine social interactions with his viewers yesterday was wild beyond belief. Reminds me of when he said it was ok that Leanna left him because he still had the stream chat years ago.

The thing that interests me most about Phil has to do with his mentality but also the narcissism and denying things he did or does. His coping and sad boi muh depression must be really getting to him. I love this silent majority thing. I came in around the time Kat entered the picture and have not heard him use the term silent majority so much. I've heard him say it a bit in the past but It's becoming a daily occurrence now. I can tell something is rattling him and I think the jump to YT is part of it. He can't hid behind crazy member numbers because theres no gifting and he lost a couple things from Twitch. He has wonderful "interactions" with his fans such as yelling at them/abuse and feigning distress for money he "really" needs. Phil is so delusional and its aggressively getting worse because he fully believes himself most of the time.

 

[Poo Twister]

Kinggokun please explain what blind hatred is? You gonna tell us that, Phil has done absolutely nothing wrong to warrant all the hate he does get? Kill yourself faggot. People like you that have such loyalty to DSP for no reason are part of the problem that is DarkSydePhil.

Calm down sailor, wank out all of that rage and then come back and post more eloquently. You're coming across as being butt hurt over a DSP fan, and that just won't do. It's not that I don't agree with you, but it's really not worth popping a bollock over it.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I do wanna stress that I don't think Phil should live on rice and beans. I mean, thats the one thing I have always lived above my means on is my food. But importantly I also live below my means for housing and car. Unlike Phil who lives above his means at all times in all ways.

My point was, that for $300 a day, I could fund a goddamn fighting force. So if you guys whale on me, the way he gets money, I will invade Renton. Or at least his gated community. We will put Phil in the stockades, ravage his women, and nail a cardboard dick to every wall. And it'd still be a better use of money than whatever he is doing. Soooooomehow

Not into the ravage his women thing. A fat tater tard with a horse face won't turn me on. The cardboard dicks will be super glued to his garage door though cause he "never" got it that one time but talks about it an awful lot. that would be my contribution if I every gayoped. Until then I'll stay away and laugh at him like Nelson on the simpsons from a good distance.

 

[Paladin Derich]

DSP and his dentheads

I'm using that now instead of wheelchairs. I like it.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Just got home to see that pigroach went on an autistic as fuck text rant about Japan using video game music at the Olympics.

Does he not realize that Japanese composers for video games (and anime) are very highly respected and take their jobs very seriously? That there's a fucking reason they get the most talented symphonies and philharmonics the world over to play their compositions? Dude, Japanese composers could've stayed making little rinky-dink ditties for video games and instead gave us people like Nobuo Uematsu and Yasunori Mitsuda, Yoko Kanno and Joe Hisaishi . Their works rival a John Williams "Best Of" collection but this fucking idiot thinks it's meant for kids (unlike his high-brow, thought provoking entertainment).

But hey let's look at the flip side of this autism coin. What if Japan had gone more traditional? Someone like contemporary composer Takashi Yoshimatsu? Any of his pieces that involved the shakuhachi would be mocked by Phil for the whole "I'm playing a woodwind instrument! I'm Japanese! blurbalooo *autistic swaying*"

I can't wait for the arc where Kat wants her dumb weeb honeymoon to Japan to get her "toe-tay-moh kah-wah-eeee" swag from Shibuya, only for Japan to deny piglet's passport because they heard he's been talking that good shit. I hope they hit him with his own words: "Please understand. Fuck you. Suck our big Japanese cocks"

Unrelated but pre-posting thought. With Phil's homeless street magician vest he may very well be the world's first "slow-change artist".

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Calm down sailor, wank out all of that rage and then come back and post more eloquently. You're coming across as being butt hurt over a DSP fan, and that just won't do. It's not that I don't agree with you, but it's really not worth popping a bollock over it.

Shit can get to you sometimes lol. I went full mouth breather yesterday about the bankruptcy. The stuff he does or gets away with straight up confuzzles me. I'm sure UsedUp will be fine, his posts usually are good. I've decided that after the Midfirst stuff that i'm going to step away for atleast a few days or maybe a week. I'm curious to see what happens but not getting my hopes up like crazy. I'll still laugh if they get a grand or two out of Phil.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I do wanna stress that I don't think Phil should live on rice and beans. I mean, thats the one thing I have always lived above my means on is my food. But importantly I also live below my means for housing and car. Unlike Phil who lives above his means at all times in all ways.

My point was, that for $300 a day, I could fund a goddamn fighting force. So if you guys whale on me, the way he gets money, I will invade Renton. Or at least his gated community. We will put Phil in the stockades, ravage his women, and nail a cardboard dick to every wall. And it'd still be a better use of money than whatever he is doing. Soooooomehow

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Wanted to see what his paycheck would be at $300/day

Take home a month would be $5907.48
This would be at a regular job.

 

[Poo Twister]

Shit can get to you sometimes lol. I went full mouth breather yesterday about the bankruptcy. The stuff he does or gets away with straight up confuzzles me. I'm sure UsedUp will be fine, his posts usually are good. I've decided that after the Midfirst stuff that i'm going to step away for atleast a few days or maybe a week. I'm curious to see what happens but not getting my hopes up like crazy. I'll still laugh if they get a grand or two out of Phil.

Phil is one of the worst human beings on Earth, despite not being a serial killer. He gets to all of us eventually, I feel the anger from UsedUp, I don't blame him or anyone. I'm currently practicing Buddhist levels of restraint about his recent purchases.