DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Coke Zero]

Nice little end rant about the CPU shortage. Phil thinks all you need to do is hire more people and pay them more money so you can get more CPUs. Then he gets angry when he is told that CPU manufacturing is all automated and says that's why it's all fucked up.

The amount of effort and precision needed to make a single component out of silicon is so high level that you can't depend on people to do it DSP. You need robots. Also you need sterile clean factories to prevent contamination. Throwing bodies at the problem won't fix it.

Just hire more people to tear down more mountains mining for these materials and hire more people to build more factories and robots bro. Phil solved the issue.

 

[YMB]

His "10 year plan" he came up with with Mama Burnell
really is just wait 10 years until his parents die, isn't it?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Just hire more people to tear down more mountains mining for these materials and hire more people to build more factories and robots bro. Phil solved the issue.

and if you need money just beg for it, sound good?

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Nice little end rant about the CPU shortage. Phil thinks all you need to do is hire more people and pay them more money so you can get more CPUs. Then he gets angry when he is told that CPU manufacturing is all automated and says that's why it's all fucked up.

The amount of effort and precision needed to make a single component out of silicon is so high level that you can't depend on people to do it DSP. You need robots. Also you need sterile clean factories to prevent contamination. Throwing bodies at the problem won't fix it.

Uh just build more robots dood nuhuhuh

 

[Hogan of the South]

I’m calling it, time of death for jasper…1238 pm

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

His "10 year plan" he came up with with Mama Burnell
really is just wait 10 years until his parents die, isn't it?

3 years down and 7 to go lol. He is a selfish person and have no doubt he thinks like this

 

[Pargon]

beatlemania was a lie made by the detractors

Reminder that the band once cited by Phil as one of his favorites, Radiohead, is British, and that he has stated he has spent evenings with Kat listening to world music.

DSP is a retard.

 

[BepsiLight]

Phil again with his business degree does not understand a lick about the business word. "Just hire more people to make chips!" when the current factories are already operating at maximum output and it takes years to set up new once...

And his dream job is a manager position somewhere. Honestly he's well suited for it.
He's like the fucking retards that ask how long the project will take, then ask if hiring double the people would cut the time in half.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

His "10 year plan" he came up with with Mama Burnell
really is just wait 10 years until his parents die, isn't it?

I think he recently denied having a ten year plan altogether.

Yeah here we go, him side-by-side describing the ten year plan and then doing the compulsive lying, first "I have no idea what you're talking about", then "people bring up shit from years ago like it's pertinent today"—which instantly contradict each other. So the ten year plan is gone, Phil lied to his mother the way he lies to everyone else.

What 10 year plan? DSP Memoryholes another moment.

Thank you so much Mr Huth for the brilliant content as always:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKjOG6EdylwI specifically cut out as much fluff of him blaming ...

www.youtube.com

 

[gaarashatan]

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maybe its the booze after work on a weekedn but i literally busted out laughing after investigating for a seconds. was he ranting about japanese ppl?

 

[Brother Wind]

Snowkarl asked DSP why he doesn't just use his wife's CC when the paycheck comes a day late. DSP really had no answer for that it was kind of impressive to see a mid sentence memory hole before stuttering about how foolish it would be to ever mention his wife's finances and he's too gallant to ever do such a thing.

Also I wish he'd just ask DSP whenever he goes on his rants about Intel not paying employees enough because they're so greedy and it's the cause of all the pain in the world when DSP is going to start paying his moderators.

This is one of my favorite little bits of autism. Because it shows a lot about him. I dunno if I'm weird, but I do this for girlfriends. And vice versa. Like, money is money phil. If someone I care about needs help, I'd do it. I've given friends, girlfriends, and fuck buddies my last dollar to buy them a pack of smokes. To say nothing of just paying for dinner or paying a bill. Or god even asking them for help. Because thats what partners do. So you better bet your ass fucking soul mates would.

 

[UaineRunei]

Just for the record: gameplay started at 12:43:30 pm.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Reminder that the band once cited by Phil as one of his favorites, Radiohead, is British, and that he has stated he has spent evenings with Kat listening to world music.

DSP is a retard.

His music references are always shit and can't imagine he's enjoyed listening at any point in his stunted, odd shaped head life.

@UaineRunei - He is really starting to drag these prestreams out because he loves playing games. When I came in as a green detractor 3 years ago he was at 1hr15 and some times more. Every year 15 minutes is added lol

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

By the way you know DSP is looking forward to when his parents die. He'll get pity tips, and an inheritance. If his dad has an IRA or 401k with a sizeable chunk of money in it we could be looking at a DSP who is set for life to spend the rest of his days streaming until he dies of heart attack on stream. DSP's parents dying is his next big win really, and I think he knows this.

Phil has to outlive Dave, though. He's probably still in decent shape while Phil is not.

 

[Iron Hamster]

his take on the olympics opening ceremony was brain melting, nope not a single american knows a single foreign artist, not a one, we all live life in our house with no contact with the outside world except to get groceries we can't afford except we can.

Phil, stop with these take, seriously, just stop for your own good

There were a couple good metal bands there in the late 80s.

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Reading this I thought he was referring to Phail crying about twitch again.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Just for the record: gameplay started at 12:43:30 pm.

And yet in his schedule he ALWAYS advertises starting at 10:45 AM. He also takes a 30-minute WWE Champions break and stalls for 5 minutes on the title screen to get Youtube Mode out of the way before actually starting the game. Phil is nothing if not a pathological liar.

 

[Jonny Rico]

By the way you know DSP is looking forward to when his parents die. He'll get pity tips, and an inheritance. If his dad has an IRA or 401k with a sizeable chunk of money in it we could be looking at a DSP who is set for life to spend the rest of his days streaming until he dies of heart attack on stream. DSP's parents dying is his next big win really, and I think he knows this.

There was a famous British comedian- Tommy Cooper who died in the middle of a show from a heart attack, the audience thought it was part of the act and were in hysterics laughing at him.

It's not too much of a stretch to imagine the same thing happening to Phil, wearing a platinum vest and a Stetson hat having a heart attack live on air with people lolling in his chat.

 

[Forbidden Math]

There was a famous British comedian- Tommy Cooper who died in the middle of a show from a heart attack, the audience thought it was part of the act and were in hysterics laughing at him.

It's not too much of a stretch to imagine the same thing happening to Phil, wearing a platinum vest and a Stetson hat having a heart attack live on air with people lolling in his chat.

It's the ending I'd write to the DSP HBO series.

 

[CCheelai]

If his dad has an IRA or 401k with a sizeable chunk of money in it we could be looking at a DSP who is set for life to spend the rest of his days streaming until he dies of heart attack on stream. DSP's parents dying is his next big win really, and I think he knows this.

You would think he'd be set for life if he got inheritance; but the reality is that DSP is such a frivolous spender that he'd blow through it all in a year, and all on unimportant crap that won't mean anything to him afterwards.

Phil is just a money parasite when it comes to this shit, nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Pargon]

You would think he'd be set for life if he got inheritance; but the reality is that DSP is such a frivolous spender that he'd blow through it all in a year, and all on unimportant crap that won't mean anything to him afterwards.

Phil is just a money parasite when it comes to this shit, nothing more, nothing less.

Also if his parents have been supporting him all these years it will mean less left to him in the will. Expect that to come up on a prestream following the second parent’s funeral, because we already know the man has no shame. He will use even that to beg and when someone calls him out on it he’ll say that people are kicking him when he’s down after losing his save file in FFXVII (oh and also his mom died).