DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[David Davidson]

What's his hateboner with the Japanese about?

This

 

[actually]

Reminder that eternal_napalm is such a cunt that even the other mods don't like him.

 

[Forbidden Math]

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DSP's personal Vietnam, I wonder if he gets flashbacks of getting beat by Tokido.

Btw god bless you Tokido.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Because they beat him at a fighting game tournament 16 years ago.

They also fuck with his money every now and then and make games that his brain can't handle.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Reminder that eternal_napalm is such a cunt that even the other mods don't like him.

Do any of Phil's mods like each other?
I always assume it's just a shouting match for who can get more attention from Daddy Dearest

 

[UaineRunei]

Reminder that eternal_napalm is such a cunt that even the other mods don't like him.

Speaking about other mods...

I even forgot that this guys existed lmao

 

[wahkando]

Do any of Phil's mods like each other?
I always assume it's just a shouting match for who can get more attention from Daddy Dearest

Most of them like Infinite55 but he isn't around. Swagginz is ok with some of the mods and madara mostly gets along.

EVERYONE hates OIC and Napalm, especially the other mods. Kinggoken has no personality or spine so he's a non entity really.

 

[kebab4you]

Phil again with his business degree does not understand a lick about the business word. "Just hire more people to make chips!" when the current factories are already operating at maximum output and it takes years to set up new once...

 

[David Davidson]

Nice little end rant about the CPU shortage. Phil thinks all you need to do is hire more people and pay them more money so you can get more CPUs. Then he gets angry when he is told that CPU manufacturing is all automated and says that's why it's all fucked up.

The amount of effort and precision needed to make a single component out of silicon is so high level that you can't depend on people to do it DSP. You need robots. Also you need sterile clean factories to prevent contamination. Throwing bodies at the problem won't fix it.

 

[TheTractor]

I love how the 3 major pahsitive ''gifted'' elements have nothing to do with the enjoyment of the viewers but is money related.

- Xbox; gamepass allows him to have ''free'' games, thus 60$ more to masturbate to gacha. There's no hype to sell playing old games that are not even exclusives to this platform.
- New laptop; Only uses it to hawk streamlabs and tips.
- Gold vest; Immediatly paywalls something sent for ''free'' by a fan the day he received it.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil acting like his parents are surprised they have 10 to 15 years left.

There goes his 10 year plan. how will he stretch the years until his parents die *cough* until he gets a job

 

[Brother Wind]

I'm so confused, he stayed home and ordered delivery instead of going out to save money? How is an upcharge+delivery fee+tip LOWER than the norm of going to a restaurant? Where the fuck does he usually eat breakfast??? breakfast usually isn't an expensive meal, you could feed a large family breakfast with $100. Doesn't matter I guess, his whales are gonna pay anyways.

So I got real autistic about this for a minute. $100 right? Well 25 lb bag of pancake mix costs $25. Now, how many people does that feed? Well, little google says it makes between 12-30 pancakes per pound. Ill be generous to Phil. And the good soldiers of Kiwistan. And make 12 good sized pancakes. Also ignoring eggs, because Ive worked at a place where we have eggless mix. Just add water. Im nice to the soldiers of Kiwistan, but im not their mother. Alright so 12 pancakes per pound. Times 25 pounds. Thats 300 pancakes. Now Im gonna be nice and give everyone 2 big pancakes. Thats 150 people. Already feeding a goddamn football team and their front office. But we have only spent $25. 150 times 4 is 600 people. According to Wikipedia, that is twice the minimum of a battalion. So, with a $100 dollars a day I could feed a small battalion poorly, but not super poorly. Or I could feed a company twice.

I could go to goddamn war with what Phil spends. Because $100 is his poverty level. So what I need to feed a company twice, isn't normally what he spends. So anything extra is just equipping them. Or feeding extra people. And whats more, is I found an expensive bag of mix. I could actually tighten up my budget and spend less feeding the amount of people it would take me to siege his gated community. And even if we let food through, he would somehow starve before my army.

 

[Piece of Peace]

DSP's goatee is the facial hair representation of what happens when you turn your PC off in the middle of a Windows update.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Snowkarl asked DSP why he doesn't just use his wife's CC when the paycheck comes a day late. DSP really had no answer for that it was kind of impressive to see a mid sentence memory hole before stuttering about how foolish it would be to ever mention his wife's finances and he's too gallant to ever do such a thing.

Also I wish he'd just ask DSP whenever he goes on his rants about Intel not paying employees enough because they're so greedy and it's the cause of all the pain in the world when DSP is going to start paying his moderators.

 

[bajagoogoo]

it's so sad; you can tell that Timbo hates Phil, but he is a lonely guy that he has nowhere else to go so he lets Phil treat him like shit and embarrass him. Same with Swagginz.



In the words of Don Corleone:

They love troll attention.

There are plenty of small streamer that would be thrilled to have the attention and financial support that they give Phil. They would be treated better as well.

They don't have to go by the same name so it's not like detractors would ever know they left Phil.

Some of them have enough cash to support multiple small streamers at once and have the benefits of looking good in the process

If Phil was to drop dead today, they'd move to Wings stream tomorrow. They have absolutely zero interest in a streamer unless they're a lolcow who pulls trolls autistic enough to watch every single move they make.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Do any of Phil's mods like each other?
I always assume it's just a shouting match for who can get more attention from Daddy Dearest

I started thinking the same lol. Most buying a modship and even after a good chunk of money Dave can't be bothered with them at times. Maybe he gives them attention in the discords that were made.

DSP's goatee is the facial hair representation of what happens when you turn your PC off in the middle of a Windows update.

Looks worse than the dude in a Jackass movie that played a terrorist.

 

[Hogan of the South]

“I can’t sell anything on eBay Bc da trolls”.
Always living rent free in that empty skull

 

[Forbidden Math]

By the way you know DSP is looking forward to when his parents die. He'll get pity tips, and an inheritance. If his dad has an IRA or 401k with a sizeable chunk of money in it we could be looking at a DSP who is set for life to spend the rest of his days streaming until he dies of heart attack on stream. DSP's parents dying is his next big win really, and I think he knows this.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Snowkarl asked DSP why he doesn't just use his wife's CC when the paycheck comes a day late. DSP really had no answer for that it was kind of impressive to see a mid sentence memory hole before stuttering about how foolish it would be to ever mention his wife's finances and he's too gallant to ever do such a thing.

Also I wish he'd just ask DSP whenever he goes on his rants about Intel not paying employees enough because they're so greedy and it's the cause of all the pain in the world when DSP is going to start paying his moderators.

Her money is her money dood! Stop being an immature asshole kid. sound good? okay

I will have to go back and watch. he gets super sensitive about people asking that lol

 

[Sy Sperling]

It was his June 28th prestream rant about "elitism" because DSP was ranting about how the big players got special invites after the registration closed because they didn't anticipate so many people signing up.

I remember this because like usual DSP instantly assumed malice from everyone instead of just the unexpected happening.

Edit: I never thought about it this way, but there was a Youtube comment where I burned this from that actually had a good idea.

DSP starts ranting about the Japanese players at 5:40 of this video. You know how DSP's "biggest achievement" is his 4th place at EVO and "#1 American"? What if he's bitter because if those fucking Japanese didn't get the VIP treatment, DSP would have won that tournament outright? I'm ashamed to admit that I never thought of that before.

DSP continues to dwell on the FGC while bitter about Japanese Players - Pre Stream 06_28_21-i4...mp4

Ah, I think I mashed the two thoughts together. But thanks! 9:37 is when he cries about being malnourished and dehydrated because he woke up early and couldn't eat breakfast.