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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
Listening to the pre stream from yesterday and one thing that stood out was Phil saying a lot of the food they buy grocery shopping goes bad before they’re able to use/finish it and they end up throwing it out. You would think someone so strapped for cash wouldn’t let so much perfectly good food just spoil and go to waste.
Im sure the obvious answer though is that they simply eat/order out so often that most of the shit they buy just rots cause they’re too lazy to actually cook.
She's out experiencing life and growing as a person - he is in the same grease spot playing quite literally the same fucking games for handicaps while shaking his tin cup for liquor money. I don't usually use faggy meme words but, BIG OOF
Listening to the pre stream from yesterday and one thing that stood out was Phil saying a lot of the food they buy grocery shopping goes bad before they’re able to use/finish it and they end up throwing it out.
I know the feeling. I ordered 200 pounds of imported Wagyu beef and it went bad before I could eat it all. It really was a strain on my budget, it's expensive running a household.
Any idea where I can find the clip? I totally beleive you I just would love to hear that. Funny part to me is I can totally see him claiming its dangerous for his health to miss a meal, but when Panda was in the hospital he ate her whole meal out in front of her. Love that guy.
I can't remember where I saw it, but he was talking about running his own tournaments and how everyone loved his tournaments because no one got preferential treatment.
To paraphrase:
Everyone had to show up early, so the top seeds couldn't show up late and have breakfast first, the plebs would be "malnourished and starving" and lose.
They also had to call DSP personally if they were going to be late for ANY reason and he would deem it legit or not HAHA.
Guys I had the WORST experience of my life. My GF made me ride her bike and I dont know if you guys know what a bike is but its like a car with less wheels. Anyways bugs kept getting my my mouth. Do those morhans at harly not know about windshields? Who designed this shit? Also it was so LOUD. Guys hanestly, I have an ear infection, don't these dumb motorcyle developers keep in mind streamers with sensitive ears when they design mufflers?
I forgot how funny I found Phil until a quick recap of the past few hundred or so pages. He's got this new gay looking vest, his goatee looks like shit, can't eat chicken like a normal person, muh newly donated ecksbawks and his retarded loyalist paypigs who lap up everything he says, and then the endless gin tweeting. Never change Phil, you are an endless source of entertainment.
Worth noting that Phil would write this off as ridiculous and a waste of money. The ~$75 pure profit he’d make after buying a cheap vest and hitting the vest goal ONCE would not be enough of a return for Phil.
I forgot how funny I found Phil until a quick recap of the past few hundred or so pages. He's got this new gay looking vest, his goatee looks like shit, can't eat chicken like a normal person, muh newly donated ecksbawks and his retarded loyalist paypigs who lap up everything he says, and then the endless gin tweeting. Never change Phil, you are an endless source of entertainment.
She's out experiencing life and growing as a person - he is in the same grease spot playing quite literally the same fucking games for handicaps while shaking his tin cup for liquor money. I don't usually use faggy meme words but, BIG OOF
I'm so confused, he stayed home and ordered delivery instead of going out to save money? How is an upcharge+delivery fee+tip LOWER than the norm of going to a restaurant? Where the fuck does he usually eat breakfast??? breakfast usually isn't an expensive meal, you could feed a large family breakfast with $100. Doesn't matter I guess, his whales are gonna pay anyways.
Yeah no my dude, don't do this to yourself. You'll give yourself brain rabies. Posts like this hurt me to watch.
All you ever need to do to solve for any "x" with this addled mong is remember that the only truth to anything he says/types, is that he fell asleep, & then he woke up. But also, maybe not.
Everything & anything that he insists happened in between those two events you can just autofile under "lolnope".
So long as you're just repulsed & bewildered, you're a-ok. Never let your mind wander further into the void than that. Not with this fuckin guy. You'll catch cancer.
Trust me & take my advice. I am an internet nurse.
Pandalee said something that stood out to me during one of her last appearances.
Timestamp at 2:00
The gout dungeon is a "manzone" according to Phil. Panda lee says that can remain a "manzone" forever, and that there would never be another woman in there, ever.
It was true. Panda had the last laugh at Phil. The only time Khet was there she got triggered so hard nobody has heard from her since.
I can't remember where I saw it, but he was talking about running his own tournaments and how everyone loved his tournaments because no one got preferential treatment.
To paraphrase:
Everyone had to show up early, so the top seeds couldn't show up late and have breakfast first, the plebs would be "malnourished and starving" and lose.
They also had to call DSP personally if they were going to be late for ANY reason and he would deem it legit or not HAHA.
It was his June 28th prestream rant about "elitism" because DSP was ranting about how the big players got special invites after the registration closed because they didn't anticipate so many people signing up.
I remember this because like usual DSP instantly assumed malice from everyone instead of just the unexpected happening.
Edit: I never thought about it this way, but there was a Youtube comment where I burned this from that actually had a good idea.
DSP starts ranting about the Japanese players at 5:40 of this video. You know how DSP's "biggest achievement" is his 4th place at EVO and "#1 American"? What if he's bitter because if those fucking Japanese didn't get the VIP treatment, DSP would have won that tournament outright? I'm ashamed to admit that I never thought of that before.
Listening to the pre stream from yesterday and one thing that stood out was Phil saying a lot of the food they buy grocery shopping goes bad before they’re able to use/finish it and they end up throwing it out. You would think someone so strapped for cash wouldn’t let so much perfectly good food just spoil and go to waste.
Im sure the obvious answer though is that they simply eat/order out so often that most of the shit they buy just rots cause they’re too lazy to actually cook.
"Why do people ride motorcycles? It's so loud and you get sore from the vibrations of the engine. If I want to relax and have fun I'd just play videogames!"
"Why do people ride motorcycles? It's so loud and you get sore from the vibrations of the engine. If I want to relax and have fun I'd just play videogames!"
Ummmmm, don't you know about his bad bahck? No way he can do something as strenuous as ride a motorcycle dood. He must sit in his jack off chair 12 hours a day and beg for money. A wholelotta people know that, and only a nudnig detractor would think otherwise. *wheezing lean in ban*
Recently, many people have commented on just how boring Phil’s streams have become. His streams mostly consist of retarded singing and food talk, turbo-begging, and mindless gameplay in the background. It’s amazing to consider that one of the most talked about days on the farms recently was an off day for Mr. Mature Adult. But why have Phil’s gameplay streams become an especially soulless, mind-numbing experience in the past year + ? The games he chooses to play.
There was a time when Phil’s gameplay provided quite a bit of gold dust: Repetitive fails, lashing out at game devs, getting destroyed by puzzle bosses; these things have generally been absent from his streams for many months. Here are the games Phil has played since finishing Demon’s Souls Remake (which he had to play but hated) in December 2021 (in general chronological order):
Twin mirror – a narrative adventure game that was AWFUL as a stream game.
Yakuza: Like a Dragon – Dragged out WAY too long
Cyberpunk 2077 – Constant bitchfest until he beat the game, returned it, and was reimbursed.
AC: Valhalla – some of the worst, most repetitive and boring streams on the internet.
Bugsnax – Clown moded through this whole game
Immortals: Fenyx Rising – Handheld for most of it
Hitman 3 – played on normal difficulty which was easy and boring
Super Mario 3D world – boring and repetitive, some salt but very little.
Divinity OS2 – Difficult game that he can’t be handheld all the time? We know what happened with this playthrough!
Ghosts ‘N Goblins – a difficult but terrible stream game, ended up being incredibly boring
Genshin Impact – Played for a bit then dropped, never should have played in the first place
Danganronpa v3 – Dragged out for ThePastryarchy’s guaranteed $50 per stream, handheld.
NieR Replicant – dragged out for OroTurtle guaranteed $$$, handheld.
Returnal – bitched and complained the whole time
Pokemon Snap – To please our boy Derish apparently, also could play while drinking gin.
Resident Evil Village – Played on Standard difficulty, was handheld through any part that required thinking
Mass Effect 1 Legendary Edition – Incredibly boring. Idk what difficulty but its not insanity and already and easy game.
Fallout New Vegas – Promised an explosive build, only to drop that. Handheld to the max, lets companions do all the work.
Virtua fighter 5 – dropped after the slightest resistance online
Mass effect 3 – same as ME1
Ratchet and Clank: RA – bad playthrough, didn’t choose the hardest difficulty
Mario Golf – Rage quit online play after mostly boring campaign
Skyward Sword HD – just started, going to be another long, boring playthrough with no difficulty
Finally, mix in games like fall guys, CoD, and SFII for Jaxx’s whale tips
What’s the pattern here? Phil doesn’t want to play anything that requires thinking. He expects to turn on his stream, go through the motions, and get paid $400 per day. He also hates gaming and wants to spend as little as possible on new games while expecting his audience to tip as much as possible for shitty games and repeated playthroughs.
No one watches DSP for gameplay anymore – his fans watch and support for the Us. vs. Them mentality, and his detractors watch for his pathetic begging, scams, and general stupidity in between. His gameplay is objectively terrible right now – he wastes time, doesn’t challenge himself, and gets handheld an inordinate amount in even easy games. Once again, none of this will change until his whales force him to change.
