August 29, 2015: Ahuviya tried to force Jordan to fuck their ass with ginger root.

[LikeicareKF]

@LikeicareKF We have an entire subforum for your horrifying lemon fanfiction.

but why would i want to post it somewhere where its allowed

 

[Randall Fragg]

Oh my fucking god.
You know, even though I was one of the guys pushing for an ADF subforum, I still had some doubts over whether Jingles could sustain his own subforum.
This has completely dispelled these doubts.
This is just...
Jesus Christ Phil, this is the hardest I've laughed since DN ended, and the sickest I've felt since Nick Bates.
Thank you.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Phil's swamp ass, figging, Jack In The Box and sexual harassment.

Just when I think this lunatic will outdo himself, he surprises me. Touché, Phil. Tou-motherfucking-ché.

 

[Logia_Peter]

Ah, Phil, you keep giving me a new picture of your revolting existence.

A pathetic, ugly, heavily bearded creature in make up, a back shaggier than a bear's, smeared with vomit and feces, hissing at strangers and shrieking DIE CIS SCUM at passing cars or as he calls them fedoramobiles. The creature is barely cognizant, just a wallowing, fat, diabetic mass of diarrhea and hate, demanding hand outs and pick me ups as it soils everything it touches.

Rubbing its disgusting, huge, gout-infected hands on anything within range, desperate for "fucky fucky". So severely autistic that drool and slime leak from the corners of its mouth, pustules leaking toxins and abscesses pouring out putrid pus and remains of tattoos shabbily done.

That is Ahuviya Harel Araujo / Phil DeLici. That is what he managed to turn himself into - transitioning from sickening to downright bafflingly disgusting. Adding attempted sexual assault on top of possibly being a humanoid bioweapon and battering and hurting those who dare think "I should help this poor creature".

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I'll wager a bitcoin that ADF's next tattoo will be a ginger root

 

[tweaker the cat]

Who paid the motel bill?

Jordan, I believe.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

"The used ginger can be skinned further or a new one can be used for continuation with an undiminished effect on the subject."
Well, that's convenient.

That means that after he's done using it, he can shave off a layer and eat it.

You know he would.

 

[HG 400]

That means that after he's done using it, he can shave off a layer and eat it.

You know he would.

I doubt he'd bother to shave off a layer before he eats it.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I doubt he'd bother to shave off a layer before he eats it.

Good point. He could use his asshole for dip.

 

[Null]

I'll wager a bitcoin that ADF's next tattoo will be a ginger root

You're on.

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[Chan the Wizard]

Who paid the motel bill?

The American taxpayer.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Phil is #payingattention

Wyświetl załącznik 45757

False sexual assault allegations? Has Phil unwittingly revealed yet another unsavory aspect of his past history that has yet to be brought to light?

@tweaker the cat do you know anything about this?

Phil already assaults all the senses so moving onto the physical ones seems like the most logical step.

I don't know what to do with this information.

You walk away, broken; close your eyes...no tears, only dreams now.

Kiwi Farms' livestock buying tip o' the day:

• If buying an older horse that seems unusually lively, thoroughly inspect its asshole for ginger residue first.

Do you bring your own flashlight or do they provide one?

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Maybe he's looking for the spice of life.

 

[MY 405]

The lulz must flow...

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The lulz must flow...

Flow? Like out of his ass?

 

[Sussuro]

Ah, Phil, you keep giving me a new picture of your revolting existence.

A pathetic, ugly, heavily bearded creature in make up, a back shaggier than a bear's, smeared with vomit and feces, hissing at strangers and shrieking DIE CIS SCUM at passing cars or as he calls them fedoramobiles. The creature is barely cognizant, just a wallowing, fat, diabetic mass of diarrhea and hate, demanding hand outs and pick me ups as it soils everything it touches.

Rubbing its disgusting, huge, gout-infected hands on anything within range, desperate for "fucky fucky". So severely autistic that drool and slime leak from the corners of its mouth, pustules leaking toxins and abscesses pouring out putrid pus and remains of tattoos shabbily done.

That is Ahuviya Harel Araujo / Phil DeLici. That is what he managed to turn himself into - transitioning from sickening to downright bafflingly disgusting. Adding attempted sexual assault on top of possibly being a humanoid bioweapon and battering and hurting those who dare think "I should help this poor creature".

Yeah, thanks for that, as if the ginger thing wasn't nauseous enough already...

 

[kookerpie]

I guess if one was in a place where there were separate men's and women's floors, it could be awkward for trans patients, but I don't think that's the norm so much.

Also, nobody would ever think Hooves was Latina, because of the whole "not being able to speak Spanish at all" thing (and Hooves's current legal name is Ahuviya Rotem Harel so it's not like the paperwork would tip them off).

Many places dont let males and females just wander a building together, because that would be a recipe for a lawsuit. So most mental health facilities, and group homes are sex segregated.

 

[Adamska]

I can't stop laughing at the idea that Phil squealed like an actual hog until he got food to shovel down his face. Makes me think he'd squeal even louder if he induced the firehole/bloodstorm with that root.

 

[blackie toy]

That means that after he's done using it, he can shave off a layer and eat it.

You know he would.

>implying Phil would eat something healthy like ginger

 

[Jason Puncheon]

Why would anyone think this is a good idea? "Lemme shove this root up your ass, it'll be great! Honest!"