August 29, 2015: Ahuviya tried to force Jordan to fuck their ass with ginger root.

[bearycool]

BITE THE PILLOW, IT'S GOING IN CANADA DRY

also just

why

Because let's be honest: if we don't joke about this, we're going to go insane by the disgusting, horrible life that is ADF.

 

[Trombonista]

Just going to point out that ginger root is around $7 per pound according to a brief internet shopping search. I refuse to search for how large a root would be required for this, but however much it was, great fiscal responsibility, Phil!

It's $2.99 per pound where I work.

 

[Maxwell]

Wow. Phil revealed that SJWs aren't always tolerant to weird activity. Apparently, their tolerance ends at asking someone to shove a ginger root up their ass.

 

[Thetan]

That's just sick. Where the hell is he getting these ideas, and why the fuck would he ask someone to do that for him.

#backshavingincidentalloveragain

Looks like Skarlett got off [relatively] easy then. Unless Phil made a similarly bizarre/gross request and Skarlett just didn't want to share (and who could blame her really).

 

[groupertherapy]

The tantrum sticks out more to me than the thing with the ginger, considering the subject. Was he offered fast food to get him to stop or did he ask for it?

 

[Twrx]

Jesus Christ. I've heard of figging. That's horrifying. Never in a million years would I do that to my sub.

Plus, he hasn't wiped his ass in nearly a decade, how would it even get past the mounds of shit caked to him.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

The only way you can describe figging is with

Spoiler: this gif

There is no earthly explanation for why this is a thing.

 

[Thetan]

Phil is #payingattention

False sexual assault allegations? Has Phil unwittingly revealed yet another unsavory aspect of his past history that has yet to be brought to light?

@tweaker the cat do you know anything about this?

 

[Twrx]

Phil is #payingattention

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Of course, everyone is a liar except Phil.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

It's $2.99 per pound where I work.

I'll go with that. I just looked at the first price that came up with I googled "buy ginger root." Still money that could have been spent on actual food, or contributed to the hotel room, or anything responsible.

Phil is #payingattention

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I will not excuse you, Phil. You've had too many chances already. There are no more excuses for you.

 

[niggers]

i called it fucking months ago, one of them would sell each other out

behold my ability to see into the future and perceive the fucking obvious

 

[Stress Sigh]

Phil is #payingattention

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Phil be a man and actually cut yourself instead of these little baby scrapes I get from practicing capoeira.

 

[Thetan]

And once again, he caps Jordan's email in a public FB post, where his remaining friends can read it (in all its gory details) for themselves?

Nice one Phil!

So what's next? Posting pictures of his recent 'cutting', more [fake] suicide threats?

 

[Null]

Well, time to add "tries to get people who help him to shove ginger up his asshole" to the sticky.

 

[Positron]

Please excuse me while I continue to self harm and do more cutting on my stomach

Figures.

Well now...I think I really am going to need to look over my back constantly wherever I am.

Enjoy looking over your back before the hair and mold grow back.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

False sexual assault allegations? Has Phil unwittingly revealed yet another unsavory aspect of his past history that has yet to be brought to light?

@tweaker the cat do you know anything about this?

The main one is his dad (didn't happen). His other one is when he got fingerbanged at the cafe or something (didn't happen either).

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Well now... It seems that Jordan has become one of our allies! One down, 500+ more asspatters to go!

 

[Stress Sigh]

And once again, he caps Jordan's email in a public FB post, where his remaining friends can read it (in all its gory details) for themselves?

Nice one Phil!

So what's next? Posting pictures of his recent 'cutting', more [fake] suicide threats?

If he gets riled up again I'll send him some Taco Bell that'll calm him down and he'll have something semi-latinx in him.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Phil is #payingattention

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False sexual assault allegations? Has Phil unwittingly revealed yet another unsavory aspect of his past history that has yet to be brought to light?

@tweaker the cat do you know anything about this?

"I think I am really going to need to look over my back constantly wherever I am."

Probably easier to see now without all the matted hair in the way, you ungrateful twat.

EDIT: fuck, sniped by @Positron . I'll rephrase:

"Even with all the hair gone you still can't see all the bridges you've burned."

Eh, close enough.

 

[Ravenor]

Well, time to add "tries to get people who help him to shove ginger up his asshole" to the sticky.

I know you have seen a lot of shit but I guess that's one particularly bizarre line you never thought you'd have to type.

Edit to add:

Of course he has done unwanted Sexual things to people we have fucking pics of him creeping on people an first hand accounts of events like that happening I'm just waiting for the information to drop that he has 100000000% tried to cross the line from a reliable source.