August 29, 2015: Ahuviya tried to force Jordan to fuck their ass with ginger root.

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Skeealator powiedział(a):
I don't know what's worse, learning what "figging" is, or learning that Jack-In-The-Box is an acceptable substitute for figging.
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Jack-in-the-Box is apparently how you stop a tard from getting thrown out of a motel in a tard rampage because he becomes enraged at not being figged properly.
 
All right, that's it. I'm locking the thread whilst I clean this shit up.

As horrifying as it is, focus on Phil's fuckery, not your terrible fucking lemon fan fiction.

EDIT: All right. Offending posts pruned and thread re-opened. In no order:

@Dynastia, please think before provoking those with no common sense, I don't care how hilarious it is

@LikeicareKF We have an entire subforum for your horrifying lemon fanfiction, post it there instead of shitting up this thread with enlightening new views of what terrifying fetishes you may or may not be into

Everyone the fuck else, carry on your business of mocking and/or making light of Phil doing something horrifying and making terrible jokes about Ginger Root.
 
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I'm assuming this happened before any back shaving, so Phil probably felt he was an actual show horse, and an old, weathered, broken horse at that.

Coupled with the mention of bondage gear, all I can picture is this, but with a much larger and smellier person shoved in there. I suppose the filth-encrusted skin saves up on the talcum powder bill.
 
Skeealator powiedział(a):
I don't know what's worse, learning what "figging" is, or learning that Jack-In-The-Box is an acceptable substitute for figging.
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May as well say both considering what figging is and the fact that one has to buy fast food with their own money to avoid figging.

LikeicareKF powiedział(a):
i had to look up what jack-in-the-box is. america is strange. why can't it just have like 5 chains like australia does
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Because American citizens are overweight and want more options compared to Australia.
 
Wally Balljacker powiedział(a):
I'm assuming this happened before any back shaving, so Phil probably felt he was an actual show horse, and an old, weathered, broken horse at that.

Coupled with the mention of bondage gear, all I can picture is this, but with a much larger and smellier person shoved in there. I suppose the filth-encrusted skin saves up on the talcum powder bill.
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Okay, I REALLY didn't need that imagery.
 
The horse thing we're not supposed mention isn't some weird metaphor for BDSM pony time (or maybe it is, I don't want to know) ... It's a reference to real horses and horse shows. Particularly among the Saddlebred community to have the horse perform with higher action (flashy trot) in the show ring. And as someone pointed out up post it was an old horse traders trick to liven up a pluggy horse they wanted to sell. Yes, it is now largely banned from the horse world because animal abuse. That play pretend pony fetish people now do it doesn't even surprise me. To the best of my knowledge buying the horse some Jack in the Box to calm it down has never been a thing.
 
Imagine how out of control someone would have to be to annoy the front desk at a cheap motel in Oakland.
 
Dynastia powiedział(a):
I did think about it, and then I did it anyway.
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And you were very successful.

Unofficially, I'd give you a high-five. Officially, I'm obligated to verbally castigate you in front of the other Kiwis.

This works out to more or less neutral, so carry on.
 
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