August 29, 2015: Ahuviya tried to force Jordan to fuck their ass with ginger root.

[bearycool]

I've been thinking- how long can the poor bastard survive? What relationship ADF managed to not completely ruin yet?

She keeps biting the hands that feed her. Sooner or later she'll have to run out of friends. Then what?

>she

That's an insult to women

 

[Null]

are you implying that reading this thread somehow has some effect on how you go about your own life??

sad levels just hit a new low

Everyone deserves a drink after learning what figging is, friend.

 

[JU 199]

That's an insult to women

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

He's realized the fig is up

Fixed.

 

[DNJACK]

>she

That's an insult to women

Well I wouldn't wan't to call him a man either.

 

[Positron]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/shit2-jpg.45768/

That last post is pure projection.

I can fully believe that Thomas "Jordan" doesn't wipe his ass either.

 

[HG 400]

Everyone deserves a drink after learning what figging is, friend.

Ginger beers all 'round.

 

[DNJACK]

Anyway, bdsm is a normal fetish.

As long as he enjoys it, I have absolutely no problem with it.
I know that a couple people on this website can't accept people are enjoying things they don't though.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

 

[SpessCaptain]

Horses used to be 'gingered' so they can raise their tails and gate with a more established manner. Basically they shoved a ginger up their ass or vagina to make them seem more livelier.

I guess Jordan wasn't ready to be a show horse.

Historically the process, the purpose of which was often to make an older horse behave like one that was younger, or to temporarily liven up a sick or weakened animal, was known as feaguing (from which the modern term figging derives), and involved a piece of ginger, onion, pepper, tobacco, or a live eel.

A.. A LIVE EEL.

 

[melty]

SHOVING ROOTS UP SOMEONES ASS MAKES YOU AN ANTI-FEMINIST

NEVER FORGET

I lost it at that too.
So you want someone to shove roots up your ass. Is that generally abhorrent and completely disgusting? Does that overstep the boundaries of your relationship? Eh whatever.
So it's often used as a form of animal abuse? It's a technique once used to torture slaves? Sure whatever.
Wait wait wait. IT'S ANTIFEMINIST? Oh HELL no, shut that shit down!

 

[AnOminous]

Well I wouldn't wan't to call him a man either.

I just avoid pronouns with Phil when I can, so that I can call him a potato or a spastic or a gimp or something one more time.

 

[Null]

how many drinks do you earn after reading this???

none because im not going to read a 20 page father/daughter rape fic. why the fuck do you even have that on hand

 

[DavidFerrie]

That's our Philthy. Every time we think he's hit rock bottom, he picks up the jackhammer and pounds out new depths to wallow in.

 

[HG 400]

none because im not going to read a 20 page father/daughter rape fic. why the fuck do you even have that on hand

Somebody here once posted a quadruple-amputee child-rape fic.

 

[DNJACK]

Let's ignore the rest of everything he has done, and the situation around this entire fiasco.

I read the op. Was I suppose the read something else?

 

[AnOminous]

how many drinks do you earn after reading this???

2007 called it wants its pasta back.

 

[LikeicareKF]

2007 called it wants its pasta back.

1997 actually

 

[Ruin]

Made myself a bloody mary, a screwdriver, and a shot of jack. Now I'm ready for this thread.

 

[Skeletor]

I don't know what's worse, learning what "figging" is, or learning that Jack-In-The-Box is an acceptable substitute for figging.