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Anyone believes he hasn't had a drop of alcohol for 43 days?
Taking Ralph at his word, he would have stopped drinking on May 18th. Coincidentally, Ralph makes a confession on a paywalled episode of Bourbon with Butters (which aired on May 25th)


"I had a couple beers earlier"-Ethan Ralph

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Taking Ralph at his word, he would have stopped drinking on May 18th. Coincidentally, Ralph makes a confession on a paywalled episode of Bourbon with Butters (which aired on May 25th)
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"I had a couple beers earlier"-Ethan Ralph

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Most addicts lie out of necessity, to the people close to them or trying to hold them accountable. Ralph is such an insecure drunk he feels the need to lie to randos on twitter. Just pathetic.
 
Most addicts lie out of necessity, to the people close to them or trying to hold them accountable. Ralph is such an insecure drunk he feels the need to lie to randos on twitter. Just pathetic.
Ralph would have been better off saying he's drinking in moderation, not abstaining from drinking. A beer is alcohol there is no way to spin that as not drinking within the 43 day window.
 
There are plenty of past pals in my life who still think I'm drinking and puking every night, Gunt. People who were close to me, years and sometimes decades after last being in their presence. I simply accept that 1) my drunken antics alienated them, and 2) if these people can't accept that a person can change (if not "grow"--I claim absoultely no personal growth in my no longer being a drunk), the rest of their life is gonna be comically horrible.

Do I sit there whining about them because I am no longer a drunk? No. Do I pretend to be a 100% teetotaler? No.

Your approach to self-help is pathetic, Ethan. It's clear you're not doing it for the right reasons, you're just lying about it to have points over anyone calling you a drunk.

I'll say it again for Chuntflaps and any other alcoholics: The world should not and is not going to suck your dick just because you quit drinking. It is now time for you to respect yourself and others, and do it quietly.
 
Taking Ralph at his word, he would have stopped drinking on May 18th. Coincidentally, Ralph makes a confession on a paywalled episode of Bourbon with Butters (which aired on May 25th)
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He's reading this post on air right now!

Hi Ethan!

EDIT: He was quite indignant and said this segment was recorded several weeks before and doesn't prove that he hasn't quit drinking at this current time. "I recorded that on May the 9th...it says original broadcast on May 25th because that was the first day it was released to the public".

He's working himself up and SEETHING now, claiming you spent over 20 hours to find that clip AND paid to subscribe to killstream.tv on top of that!

EDIT 2: Now he's coping and saying if he were going to drink again, he'd do it on air, and he'd do it heavily with donations for shots. He's brought this post up several times since he first read it out.

EDIT 3: "Even if I was [lying], why would it be worth dedicating 20 hours to prove some fat fuck talk show host was lying? I'm not, but that doesn't seem like a good time investment." (yes, he said this verbatim)

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He's reading this post on air right now!

Hi Ethan!

EDIT: He was quite indignant and said this segment was recorded several weeks before and doesn't prove that he hasn't quit drinking at this current time. "I recorded that on May the 9th...it says original broadcast on May 25th because that was the first day it was released to the public".

He's working himself up and SEETHING now, claiming you spent over 20 hours to find that clip AND paid to subscribe to killstream.tv on top of that!

EDIT 2: Now he's coping and saying if he were going to drink again, he'd do it on air, and he'd do it heavily with donations for shots. He's brought this post up several times since he first read it out.

EDIT 3: "Even if I was [lying], why would it be worth dedicating 20 hours to prove some fat fuck talk show host was lying? I'm not, but that doesn't seem like a good time investment." (yes, he said this verbatim)

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lol calm down fatty

Also May 9th was Mother's Day and Ralph was spending it with Butters of all people. That's even sadder Ralph.
 
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He's working himself up and SEETHING now, claiming you spent over 20 hours to find that clip AND paid to subscribe to killstream.tv on top of that!
Ralph, you're paying a company for us to download all your shit for free, you even archived it for us.
Also May 9th was Mother's Day and Ralph was spending it with Butters of all people. That's even sadder Ralph.
His dying neglected mother was still alive at the time and lonely because her son wouldn't get a vaccine and was instead spending time with a loser from his show. You think sadness from isolation on Mother's Day because her son wouldn't get vaccinated killed her? I hate to speculate but the theory fits.

EDIT: I channeled a new message from the afterlife:
Why didn't you visit me, son?
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I can't tell for sure, but I think it's Sandra.
 
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EDIT 3: "Even if I was [lying], why would it be worth dedicating 20 hours to prove some fat fuck talk show host was lying? I'm not, but that doesn't seem like a good time investment." (yes, he said this verbatim)
Ralph, this is so pathetic. Do you have even a little bit of shame? You must realize you sound like a total junkie right now, right? The saddest part, again, is that you feel the need to explain your drinking and drug use to random people on the internet. No one believes you've been sober for over a month and in the unlikely event that you have been, no one gives a fuck
 
He's working himself up and SEETHING now, claiming you spent over 20 hours to find that clip AND paid to subscribe to killstream.tv on top of that!
Just like the two hours he would have had to spend getting a shot to see his dying mother (if for some unknown reason the home/hospital Sandra was in was unwilling to allow the CDC guidelines to be waived like almost every other hospital was, which should tell you something about how they viewed Ralph), or the two hours he could have spent with his mother at a life-saving dialysis treatment, to include driving her to and fro rather than telling her to "suck a fucking cock" and calling her an uber. Just an absolute waste of time, isn't it Ralph?
 
Taking Ralph at his word, he would have stopped drinking on May 18th. Coincidentally, Ralph makes a confession on a paywalled episode of Bourbon with Butters (which aired on May 25th)


"I had a couple beers earlier"-Ethan Ralph
When Ralph says he hasn't had any liquor for 43 days, what he means is... He hasn't drunk on air or during a killstream for 43 days.

Typical addict logic
 
Lol coping rewriting reality where he didn't get shitfacwd and let her die alone
EDIT 2: Now he's coping and saying if he were going to drink again, he'd do it on air, and he'd do it heavily with donations for shots. He's brought this post up several times since he first read it out.

EDIT 3: "Even if I was [lying], why would it be worth dedicating 20 hours to prove some fat fuck talk show host was lying? I'm not, but that doesn't seem like a good time investment." (yes, he said this verbatim)
so hes confirmed hes been drinking non stop cool

do you think he notices he gets less and less likes trying to actually alog null for making a corn joke or does his seethe override his need to boost or even check metrics?
 
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At this point this tweet has been up for 6 hours, still with 17 likes. Seems like your glee at the Farms getting DDoS'd isn't very popular with your "43.9k" followers.

Hell even his tweets for this Richard Spencer vs Some Kike debate he's been shilling are only getting like 100 likes. Enjoy your Twitter while it lasts, I know that blue check and that follower count get the Memphis Micro all tingly, but it's gonna get banned, and TheRalphRetort2 or whatever your next username will be is gonna be much more reflective of your actual popularity.
 
Lol coping rewriting reality where he didn't get shitfacwd and let her die alone

so hes confirmed hes been drinking non stop cool


do you think he notices he gets less and less likes trying to actually alog null for making a corn joke or does his seethe override his need to boost or even check metrics?
Please don't blame Ethan Ralph for letting his Mamma die alone. He has a valid reason for his drunken negligence: Pantsu wouldn't call an Uber and it was too hot outside.
 
"Even if I was [lying], why would it be worth dedicating 20 hours to prove some fat fuck talk show host was lying?
Ralph, you're not a writer and you're not a talk show host. You have never worked a job in your entire life and you have no real world experience. At best you were a very tiny blip in 2018 in a tiny part of the internet. And you're way too old to change anything in your life.
 
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