*Gasp* Imagine having to adapt and play something your community ACTUALLY wants! Among Us featuring Pastrycuck, Snowkarl and Coomlord Derish? Yes please! Worth mentioning that you sent Divinity, a game that was grilling your bacon in a satisfactory manner, and Virtua Fighter 5 when you hit the wall straight to the shadowrealm because you didn't like them. Games that people requested and enjoyed watching far more than your stupid Danganronpa readthrough. We're a great measure of how interesting you've been, Phil, and you must have noticed how fucking no one is talking about, let's say, your Ratchet And Clank umpteenth children's game playthrough because nobody even cares enough to hatewatch. You may say that you love your life right now, but this is a problem if you're an entertainer. You're not being very entertaining. Your rotation has two piss easy baby games right now, Ratchet and Clank and Mario GHALF. Odd how we can't play Strive or Virtua Fighter but there seems to be no upper limit on how many children's games we're juggling at once. Variety Shtreemer, that mostly plays piss easy games on normal. Smooth moves there, Philip.
If people want to see weeb shit on youtube, they'll go see the actual anime girls do weeb shit. Not you. They can't even discuss waifus or Chinese cartoons with you. You can ask some of these chicks how it feels to get creampied and they will actually answer that. I'm not saying that's a good or a bad thing, but nobody can deny they are approachable as hell. Even the cleaner ones will do Big Iron on karaoke per request. This probably escapes him, but it's fun. They're fun people. I don't even watch them and I think busting out Big Iron on karaoke would be a fun thing to do with internet buddies. The market for streamers is so competitive now, you'd be hard pressed to find someone who actually wants to choose Phil. Surly, 40 years old, looks like death warmed over, doesn't want to talk to you about shit except for food, aggressively begs, incompetently fumbles his way through games with a guide and always rigurously on normal... And absolutely no fun stuff. No karaoke, no community nights, no Discord, dead chat that he still refuses to keep up with, no Kat... Just nothing. Just a boring man, playing boring games, in the most boring way possible. Even his challenge runs are boring as fuck. "Beat Sooper Mario world 1-1 without dying" big ups, dude, it's the sort of shit most gamers could achieve by age 9... Good to see you're getting there only 30 years late.
Phil, LTG plays his community. He charges for it, but he does. So does Wings. Even so far as lolcow streamers go, your offer is underwhelming. One of the things Phil says he is a lot, an "Interactive Shtreemer" is one of those things he doesn't seem to understand. An interactive streamer interacts with their audience. He basically streams and talks at them. 99% of fighting game streamers will give you a FT3 for being subbed. You're not gonna play Phil at all. You're not getting a spot in his CoD squad, you're not getting a match in Sooper Toorboe, he's not doing anything where anyone can chime in like weekly Among Us or Jackbox... And to boot, he's more fun to watch when he's bacon sweating due to slow streams. There aren't any incentives to give him money, just to not give him any. Get with the times, Phillip!
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