🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Blasterisk]

Greg Skordas (Utah)

Gregwan Skords'ble III (Wide Receiver)

Russell Skordas (result of an unfortunate teleporter incident)

 

[Pip Squeak]

Greg the Lawyer
Bloke from the pub

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

He 'dates' Skordas's daughter!

He gets Skordaughter to get in bed with a complete stranger for only 500 bucks.

 

[Drowningman]

Who photo shopped the photo with Russell smiling like a human?
He cant do that in real life .Was this part of his press agencies doing to humanize him or what.

 

[TractorGirl]

What happens if Russ wins? Does he drown you in his slobber?

No, he opens the Mile High Neon and celebrates with his bitches!

 

[Pip Squeak]

Who photo shopped the photo with Russell smiling like a human?
He cant do that in real life .Was this part of his press agencies doing to humanize him or what.

He did himself on an app and denies it's shopped because the app he used wasn't Photoshop.

He has no press agency, he pays people on fiver to do what he could do and send press releases to websites nobody reads.

 

[The Dude]

Motorcycle/suit combo, who did it better?

The twitchy agitated virgin Russ?
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Or the cool confident chad Skordas?
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That's a pretty nice hard tail that Skordas has. Can't tell if it's a Shovel Head or Iron Head, but it's definitely far more impressive than that beat-to-fuck Jap dirt bike that's probably owned by Russhole's dad or older brother and likely doesn't even run.

I would love to see Russhole attempt to ride you just know he’d open the throttle full noise and end up run-stumbling behind it trying to hold on until he face plants

Or Russ would dump the clutch with the throttle wide open and the bike in gear, and end-o the bike over backwards on top of himself. Then he'd have to sit there crying and trapped until someone with some actual strength comes to life the bike off of him.

Is Skordas wearing slippers on his bike? He's just that alpha?

Also: Grigory Skördaskinov
Russia

Looks like Hush Puppies/some kind of loafers.

G. Bruce Skordas (Australia)
G. Nigel Skordas (England)
Gregg William Wallace McSkordas (Scotland)

He did himself on an app and denies it's shopped because the app he used wasn't Photoshop.

He has no press agency, he pays people on fiver to do what he could do and send press releases to websites nobody reads.

Yep, he's had that smiley pic for, what? Nearly two years now? It's old as fuck.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Greg Skordas (Utah)

Gregwan Skords'ble III (Wide Receiver)

Russell Skordas (result of an unfortunate teleporter incident)

Emperor Gregory I, Ruler of all Mankind(from a parallel universe)

 

[ahcoostic]

Why is he wearing a knee pad? That doesn't make any sense.

Also "kick your year into gear with Greer" sounds fine for a school slogan although it's no "be careful or be roadkill" (and he probably didn't come up with it)

I got waaaay to excited about this reference.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Lord Skordas (The Nether Realm)

 

[ZeeMarin]

Krikor Skordosian

 

[Free the Pedos]

Gedaliah Skorderstein, Brooklyn NYC

 

[Constellationzero]

Motorcycle/suit combo, who did it better?

The twitchy agitated virgin Russ?
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Or the cool confident chad Skordas?
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This is the closest butternut will get to cranking the hog where it doesn't involve sobbing and a sweat sock.

 

[Carolina Divina]

Gedaliah Skorderstein, Brooklyn NYC

X
West Virginia

 

[StraightShooter2]

The twitchy agitated virgin Russ?
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Or the cool confident chad Skordas?
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It could be the lighting, but it looks like Russ is wearing a different suit in that pic. (The one he usually wears is grey, that one looks black). I also recall him wearing a double-breasted jacket in one of the brothel pictures, so I guess he does actually have a few different suits. (Though he probably bought all of them at Goodwill).

 

[Constellationzero]

(The one he usually wears is grey, that one looks black).

Because he didn't have the spoons to "wash" it in the bathtub yet.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Motorcycle/suit combo, who did it better?

The twitchy agitated virgin Russ?
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Or the cool confident chad Skordas?
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Russ reminds me of a ska band reject in this picture.

Damn, Skordas is such a fucking Chad.

 

[Deadpool]

Skordastron Prime (Cybertron)

Gregory of house Skordas, Westeros. House motto: "We do not drool."

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Gregory of house Skordas, Westeros. House motto: "We do not drool."

Skor-El, The Last Son of Krypton

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Gregphod Skordlebrox, Ex-Galactic President.