🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Spasticus Autisticus]

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Well, he did say he wants to make a name for himself in Vegas...

If Russell really can drive, he would absolutely be the guy going 10 under in the left lane and having no idea why people are getting mad.

 

[DrJonesHat]

If Russell really can drive, he would absolutely be the guy going 10 under in the left lane and having no idea why people are getting mad.

Clearly, the other drivers all hate the disabled. He's just being safe!

 

[penebscot]

I am firmly still in the "Russhole is lying about being able to drive" camp. Nobody who can actually do such a common, coming-of-age thing is going to mention it that often. He reminds me of Stuart from MadTV: "Look what I can do!"

 

[nemesisAF]

You’re Skordas and you have to defeat slurpy mcslurpface, but each level you move to the next state and become the next levelled-up skordas.

the Final Skordas win involves Skordas getting to have an orgy with all the women Greer was trying to court (except his daughter, because EWW) and Russ just Allison-level sobbing

 

[CWCissey]

the Final Skordas win involves Skordas getting to have an orgy with all the women Greer was trying to court (except his daughter, because EWW) and Russ just Allison-level sobbing

Nah final Skordas win should be him having the opportunity to sleep with all those women, but choosing not to because he's that much of a Chad

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Nah final Skordas win should be him having the opportunity to sleep with all those women, but choosing not to because he's that much of a Chad

God held up his end of the bargain and gave Skordas a wife.

Nothing could be a bigger insult to Russ.

 

[Toasty]

God held up his end of the bargain and gave Skordas a wife.

Nothing could be a bigger insult to Russ.

But is that wife a 9/10 prozzie? If not, Russ thinks he can do better.

 

[Constellationzero]

I am firmly still in the "Russhole is lying about being able to drive" camp. Nobody who can actually do such a common, coming-of-age thing is going to mention it that often. He reminds me of Stuart from MadTV: "Look what I can do!"

Yeah there's no way this greasy spastic can drive.

* He can't shut his eyes/never blinks once in any videos
* That means constant eyedrops
* He can't move his corpse eyes
* Watch videos of him. His movements resemble wonky A.I. He has to actually move his whole head and neck.
* Which means he can't track objects in front of his face
* His melting mong visage likely causes poor reaction and depth perception/peripheral issues
* And he is a Pipsqueak.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Motorcycle/suit combo, who did it better?

The twitchy agitated virgin Russ?


Or the cool confident chad Skordas?

 

[super thug]

Motorcycle/suit combo, who did it better?

The twitchy agitated virgin Russ?
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Or the cool confident chad Skordas?
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Pipsqueak is wearing sunglasses, at night, and a suit, pretending to ride a dirt bike. Holy shit. This photo is amazing.

Skordas is not wearing a suit and is sitting on a real bike that probably cost more than pipsqueak's post high school education.

Skordas wins.

 

[TractorGirl]

Motorcycle/suit combo, who did it better?

The twitchy agitated virgin Russ?
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Or the cool confident chad Skordas?
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I would love to see Russhole attempt to ride you just know he’d open the throttle full noise and end up run-stumbling behind it trying to hold on until he face plants

 

[The Great Citracett]

I would love to see Russhole attempt to ride you just know he’d open the throttle full noise and end up run-stumbling behind it trying to hold on until he face plants

That was actually his campaign photo for class president. His slogan was something like "kick your year into gear with Greer."

Even that beat-up '84 Yamaha with missing pieces and a rattlecan paint job is still way too much bike for a pipsqueak.

And in other Skordas news, the daughter Russ creeped on looks to have married and moved to the east coast. Far away from Russ and his plights forever.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

the Final Skordas win involves Skordas getting to have an orgy with all the women Greer was trying to court (except his daughter, because EWW) and Russ just Allison-level sobbing

What happens if Russ wins? Does he drown you in his slobber?

 

[The Un-Clit]

What happens if Russ wins? Does he drown you in his slobber?

Nah, this game's gonna be high stakes.
If Mega-Russ wins in your Skordas's final battle with him.....
He 'dates' Skordas's daughter!

 

[nemesisAF]

Nah, this game's gonna be high stakes.
If Mega-Russ wins in your Skordas's final battle with him.....
He 'dates' Skordas's daughter!

Much like real life, there is no scenario where Russ has the capacity to win, it just may be that it takes longer for that Skordas wins

 

[Sona]

Skordas might not have won AG, but being this loved on the Most Hateful Anti-Disabled Website Kiwi Farms (officially responsible for your computer virus) is probably some consolation

 

[Blasterisk]

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Why is he wearing a knee pad? That doesn't make any sense.

Also "kick your year into gear with Greer" sounds fine for a school slogan although it's no "be careful or be roadkill" (and he probably didn't come up with it)

 

[Pip Squeak]

Motorcycle/suit combo, who did it better?

The twitchy agitated virgin Russ?
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Or the cool confident chad Skordas?
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Is Skordas wearing slippers on his bike? He's just that alpha?

Also: Grigory Skördaskinov
Russia

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

Is it too late to introduce João Gregson dos Escôrdas Júnior from Brazil?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I can't believe everyone is just ignoring Gyatso Skordpa of Tibet.