🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Water-T]

Last week, she went on a date with someone that lasted eight hours, conversation was serious, and it was their second date. “I have not heard from that person since then,” she says with a wry laugh.

I'd bet good money that 6 of those hours was talking about about Tess, and the remaining 2 was about food.

Tess will never achieve the self-awareness to realize that the Venn diagram for "fat fetishists" and "hot guys with six-packs and Tony Stark money willing to put up with obnoxious cunts" are two circles that are 10 miles apart.

 

[Constellationzero]

that lasted eight hours, conversation was serious,

Gee...
Sounds like a typical work shift at some kind of job. Wonder what job that could be???

 

[Gramlol]

My guess is that Bowie is being raised by a tablet/TV so he doesn't spread his stuff around since he is mostly glued to a screen. kids should be spending their time outside and playing. Screentime should be the at a minimum.

'parenting' like this makes me lose my shit. Why bother having kids at all? I'm glad that he's at least at school now, filling in some of the gaps that a parent should be doing- basic social skills, socialising with peers their own age, reading, expectations of good manners and focused attention, having a solid routine. I hope he goes to a good school though, all I know about the US public school system is how variable the quality can be, as it's funding is based on property taxes?
Tess can be a bad bitch fuck up all she likes, but once a little kid is involved its just a tragedy. He would be way more adjusted living with mama Beth and other family in the deep south, that's supposedly so backwards and evil in the eyes of Tess, than around her BLM sperg liberal mecca of LA and shit parenting.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Tess can be a bad bitch fuck up all she likes, but once a little kid is involved its just a tragedy. He would be way more adjusted living with mama Beth and other family in the deep south, that's supposedly so backwards and evil in the eyes of Tess, than around her BLM sperg liberal mecca of LA and shit parenting.

He's going to school in California, so there's a good chance he's just receiving more BLM sperg liberal crap through his public school curriculum. And he is a translucently white blond devil, so godspeed.

 

[Gramlol]

He's going to school in California, so there's a good chance he's just receiving more BLM sperg liberal crap through his public school curriculum. And he is a translucently white blond devil, so godspeed.

Yikes. He'd be better off in Australia (I think Nick is in Perth, in any major city the schools aren't too bad). But Nick is a predatory weirdo, so probably not.
I just feel gross that his childhood home seems to also be a part time brothel, if a feeder is paying for it. That's not a child friendly environment.
Maybe if Tess dies young her brother Tad can adopt him in some fairy tale happy ending that actually ensures he has a wholesome innocent childhood.

 

[Cynar]

Wyświetl załącznik 2065138

"stop efforting"
Gosh I was heckin adulting so hard, efforting for realsies!

The second-hand embarrassing baby-talk cringe of this has pushed me over the edge and I'm going to go kill myself in minecraft. It's been real, God bless

 

[Barbarella]

Stop efforting, or stop farting?

Quick note-California schools are funded in a very complicated way. Property taxes are a small part but taxes don’t stay in neighborhoods, the CA Dept of Ed doles it out via districts, and a district can contain rich and poor neighborhoods. .Also, when a person buys a house, property taxes stay the same until sold, so neighborhoods full of people who bought houses 20 years ago are not paying more as time goes by. The majority of public school funding is from the federal government based on attendance. That’s why missing school is something they go after hard. Attendance goes straight to the Department of Ed and is audited yearly at each individual scool. They actually come look for doctors notes, etc. . Miss more than allowed and each kid costs the school over $90.00 a day. That can add up when a district has 50,000 kids.

There are other funding sources, the lottery brings in a very minor amount and there are other revenue streams. It’s very complicated.

Schools in wealthier neighborhoods definitely have more money-not because of property tax, but because of donations. Parents can throw parties, have silent auctions, ask for yearly donations and put names in newsletters to shame those that don’t pay, etc.

Low income neighborhoods have uncaring parents like Fat Amy Ramadan/non-English speakers who don’t understand/ parents who don’t have enough to donate, etc. Donations can pay for many things: part-time teachers, art supplies, musical instruments and of course, sports. No full time employees or construction but a whole lot of necessities is paid for by parents.

It’s not fair but it’s the way it is. Also, many teachers don’t like to be told what to teach and often ignore that PC stuff. Not all but many, especially in elementary school.

Every state in the US funds schools differently and I think in a lot of states property taxes can make a school. CA is different though.
Any CA parent needs to know about open enrollment and try to get their kid in a school with very active parents. Wherever your doctors kids go, that’s where you should go. (if they aren’t choosing private schools, of course.)

I feel that Tess will be like Amy-dump her kid in the nearest school, and expect them to do everything for her child, without anything given back. I feel bad for the first kid who calls her fat because she’s probably going to make them have an assembly over it.

 

[Gramlol]

Stop efforting, or stop farting?

Quick note-California schools are funded in a very complicated way. Property taxes are a small part but taxes don’t stay in neighborhoods, the CA Dept of Ed doles it out via districts, and a district can contain rich and poor neighborhoods. .Also, when a person buys a house, property taxes stay the same until sold, so neighborhoods full of people who bought houses 20 years ago are not paying more as time goes by. The majority of public school funding is from the federal government based on attendance. That’s why missing school is something they go after hard. Attendance goes straight to the Department of Ed and is audited yearly at each individual scool. They actually come look for doctors notes, etc. . Miss more than allowed and each kid costs the school over $90.00 a day. That can add up when a district has 50,000 kids.

There are other funding sources, the lottery brings in a very minor amount and there are other revenue streams. It’s very complicated.

Schools in wealthier neighborhoods definitely have more money-not because of property tax, but because of donations. Parents can throw parties, have silent auctions, ask for yearly donations and put names in newsletters to shame those that don’t pay, etc.

Low income neighborhoods have uncaring parents like Fat Amy Ramadan/non-English speakers who don’t understand/ parents who don’t have enough to donate, etc. Donations can pay for many things: part-time teachers, art supplies, musical instruments and of course, sports. No full time employees or construction but a whole lot of necessities is paid for by parents.

It’s not fair but it’s the way it is. Also, many teachers don’t like to be told what to teach and often ignore that PC stuff. Not all but many, especially in elementary school.

Every state in the US funds schools differently and I think in a lot of states property taxes can make a school. CA is different though.
Any CA parent needs to know about open enrollment and try to get their kid in a school with very active parents. Wherever your doctors kids go, that’s where you should go. (if they aren’t choosing private schools, of course.)

I feel that Tess will be like Amy-dump her kid in the nearest school, and expect them to do everything for her child, without anything given back. I feel bad for the first kid who calls her fat because she’s probably going to make them have an assembly over it.

That's interesting! We kind of get the impression overseas that the funding to US schools are all determined by property taxes, so it's straight up unequal depending on the area. It's quite unusual to wrap your head around so much variation depending on the state, for the US, when other countries really just have a top-down approach. Aus is no beacon for equality though really, often an independent school is the only way to go unless you're in a 'good' area with higher local council taxes.

I have to wonder why Nick is cool with just letting his son stay in LA. The international travel ban is likely to lift (for vaxxed travellers anyway) at the end of the year in Aus, I wonder if he'll give a shit about seeing his only child.

 

[Gay Mouth]

I have to wonder why Nick is cool with just letting his son stay in LA. The international travel ban is likely to lift (for vaxxed travellers anyway) at the end of the year in Aus, I wonder if he'll give a shit about seeing his only child.

Nick pays lip service to missing Bowie (less and less btw) and is living his best life taking selfies in a tutu. This pandemic was timed perfectly to let the little buggers get used to not seeing each other. My money’s on the face time calls dropping off too, as Tess and Nick get more into their social lives as people relax around Covid restrictions.

 

[Gramlol]

Nick pays lip service to missing Bowie (less and less btw) and is living his best life taking selfies in a tutu. This pandemic was timed perfectly to let the little buggers get used to not seeing each other. My money’s on the face time calls dropping off too, as Tess and Nick get more into their social lives as people relax around Covid restrictions.

Aus has been intense about restrictions (which is good, less than 1,000 died and full mental health support was offered+unemployment was minimum) but I guess I just don't understand the mindset. Don't Nick's parents want to see their grandkid ??

 

[Gay Mouth]

Aus has been intense about restrictions (which is good, less than 1,000 died and full mental health support was offered+unemployment was minimum) but I guess I just don't understand the mindset. Don't Nick's parents want to see their grandkid ??

Nick’s parents don’t even want to see Nick, and he’s crashing in their basement as his 40’s rush toward him. He’s their loser son who bags groceries after impregnating a ham planet on the other side of the world.

They’d probably love to meet Bowie, tho.

 

[multiverse]

Just checking in on Olly: last week, she declared her undying love for a woman she met in LA...


... only to turn up in Australia of all places mere days later. Funny how Olly can travel from LA to the good old country of AUS no problem for some modeling work, but Nikki can't be budged, INNIT (you don't know how to use this word and I don't know why you insist on shoving into any sentence you speak)


Yes, I know if you have a work visa, it's different than traveling to see family. But I've had friends who have traveled easily from the US to various European countries as recently as a few weeks ago. There's nothing stopping Nick from flying back to the US since he's registered as a permanent US resident. I know he's a lazy coomer and doesn't give two shits about his kid, but I enjoy pointing it out.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Nick wants nothing to do with Tubby Tess at a minimum. He is actually in the catbird seat in this estranged marriage and can twist the knife against Tess if he wants to but doesn’t. He knows that Tess would have to explain how she has all these expenses but no source of income except maybe a couple hundred per month at most of sponsorships. He can easily pop that delusion of Tess being a woke damsel in distress against a monstrous abuser. Instead he’s wearing dresses and having sex with men. He’s checked out in general.

 

[JuniperFalls]

I wish Bowie would go to Australia, because if you're stuck being the child of a shitty neglectful single parent, Australia would be better than the US -- I get the impression they have more of a social safety net than even generous US states like California, and they have national healthcare, so Bowie could see a doctor or dentist when he needs one. In the US, doctor visits cost money, and Tess would rather spend hers on overpriced cakes and lip injections.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Nick pays lip service to missing Bowie (less and less btw) and is living his best life taking selfies in a tutu. This pandemic was timed perfectly to let the little buggers get used to not seeing each other. My money’s on the face time calls dropping off too, as Tess and Nick get more into their social lives as people relax around Covid restrictions.

I think Nick likes bringing up the fact he has a kid when he wants to malign Tess or prove whatever gender spergery he has landed on that week.

But the truth is both of Bowie’s parents are obnoxious narcissists. Nick just has the benefit of not being around him fucking up on a daily basis like Tess.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I wish Bowie would go to Australia, because if you're stuck being the child of a shitty neglectful single parent, Australia would be better than the US -- I get the impression they have more of a social safety net than even generous US states like California, and they have national healthcare, so Bowie could see a doctor or dentist when he needs one. In the US, doctor visits cost money, and Tess would rather spend hers on overpriced cakes and lip injections.

Tess wouldn’t bring Bowie to the doctor even if it were free because she doesn’t give a shit. I don’t think it would change his life that much.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Tess wouldn’t bring Bowie to the doctor even if it were free because she doesn’t give a shit. I don’t think it would change his life that much.

She wouldn't take Bowie to the doctor for his own sake, but she might do it (at no cost to herself) if his illness caused her inconvenience. Like, if the sound and smell of his projectile vomiting annoyed her feeder-john.

 

[Water-T]

INNIT (you don't know how to use this word and I don't know why you insist on shoving into any sentence you speak)

Much like how Tess shoves Y'ALL into everything to show how "down home" she is, Ollie abuses INNIT to prop up the illusion that she's some tough Brit bloke.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Awww poor Tess, her queer trans BFF went and got a new girlfriend. Is that why the recent talk of failed hook ups?

May I just focus on this love interest a moment. Weird pose for a start- obscuring the face - looks dominant hand position. I get it Olly. You are doing a man pose. But I thought stereotypes were an evil social construct....

The love interests hair and skin denotes non Caucasian. I wonder if it is a fetish for old Olly. I wonder if this love interest will suddenly make a post about being used as woke points by so called friends....

Also her feet are weird, like plastic looking almost. And burns from smoking on your clothes are not cool, are not a look and make the person look like a reprobate.


Back to Tess. Bowie is going to end up with no teeth at this rate. I very much doubt she encourages him to brush his teeth or takes him to the dentist. Teeth problems are horrendous and dangerous.

 

[Putin Bot]

I never realized how terrible Ollie's tattoos are. If she really thinks they look good, no wonder she was dumb enough to hop onboard with the gender cult and chop off her tits. And lmfao at her very obvious female hips.

And yes, Nick only brings up Bowie when it's useful for him to, such as wanting to get internet asspats. Just like Tess, he doesn't give an actual shit about his kid, and while I don't know how often he calls Bowie, I imagine it's not that much. But then again, I can see Tess not letting Bowie talk to Nick, just to be spiteful. The fact that Nick makes no effort in order to have some visitation rights with Bowie (such as Bowie going to live with Nick during summer) shows he's just a deadbeat dad, who has no actual interest in raising his kid, nor is he concerned that Bowie is constantly being exposed to strangers and johns, or the fact that Bowie still behaves like a toddler despite him being 5 years old. Fuck Nick. And should Tess suddenly keel over, Nick certainly isn't going to swoop in and have Bowie come live with him. He'll be quite happy with letting one of Tess's relatives or exes take him in and raise him.

I feel so bad for Bowie. A child that no one wants, and when he does form an attachment with someone, they leave, because Tess is an insufferable cunt.