It bothers me that in pics of her apartment it never even looks like a kid lives there, no toys or books lying around, kid blankets/rugs, fun kids art easel, pics on the fridge etc. Her house looks like the bachelor pad of a 20s something single girl, not like a childhood home he'll look back on fondly. It's just so obvious how little space Bowie is allowed to take up in her lifeJesus christ Ryann, PARENT YOUR CHILD OMG. (Gimme dem hats kiwis..)
It's always amazing when you see a pic of her 200 lbs ago. She thinks she still looks like this. The thing is...she was huge already then. And my first thought was "Whoa, she was almost normal" even though she was still morbidly obese and no where NEAR normal weight.
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- 8 Lip 2020
My guess is that Bowie is being raised by a tablet/TV so he doesn't spread his stuff around since he is mostly glued to a screen.
kids should be spending their time outside and playing. Screentime should be the at a minimum.
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- 15 Sie 2016
Her feeder likely set expectations for Tess about what her apartment should look like in case he wants to stop over (must be neat and clean, must be stocked with food and drink he likes, etc). Pretty standard arrangement for this type of thing. If Tess could do whatever she wanted with it, it would look like a sty. I agree with @Umaibae that there is a cleaner because Tess is physically incapable of doing it at her current weight.
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- 29 Wrz 2016
Of course her apartment looks like that. Johns don't want to see indications of children in their feedee's fuck pad. That's a huge boner killer.
Her furniture is extremely unfriendly for children. Bowie taking a tumble near that table could take an eye out or worse. She's organized her decor around what her clients want to see and not around what is a responsible choice in a house with clumsy young children.
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- 27 Gru 2020
I wonder if "E" took her 8 different places to meet 8 different groups of people before ghosting her? He may have been showing her off as a joke. "I TOLD you I could get this deathfat suppamodel to 'date' me! LOL, take pics!" Then he ditched her once the joke was over, hence no sex and weird explanation for the "breakup".
C actually got out of her car and ran off in the dark.
Nigga went running down the street, frantically looking behind him to make sure no one saw him with that smelly whale. Please someone release a security video from across the street or something.
Probably $150k+ in Los Angeles. Monthly: $3500 rent and utilities on that apartment, $900 on car (lease, gas, insurance), $2500 on food, booze and restaurant/bakery splurges, $1200 on babysitters and shit for the kid.
She'd want to spend $2500 on clothes, Sora, makeup, beauty salon, filler injections, etc. She has to have her own personal hairdresser, waxer, pedicurist, etc. Then there's furniture, jewelry, knick-knack shopping, travel and all the weed she buys...another $1500 minimum? More?
Suppamodel! The very picture of glamour!
She's disgusting. I don't even watch porn, and my first thought was "blow job end scene". Maybe she forgot Easter with her son wasn't a paid session with a John?
She had an ass and normal-ish fat thighs in the old bunny outfit pic. But the really shocking change is her forearms - look at them back then, and look at them now.
That's expensive furniture in her apartment. I wonder how many cakes she had to fart on for that?
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- 28 Lut 2020
It’s pricy, but cheap garbage. I guarantee she posts up in the supportive corner, which is rapidly deteriorating from being body slammed by five hundred pounds of exhausted hatred. Other than that, it’s just little Bowie playing on it and Rylee’s bed when he visits.
As an aside, I know her income/budget are a mystery since she clearly gets maybe $3-5k on a good month through her sponsorships, and the rest is made up through prostitution and freebies. While a John is no doubt keeping her in cake and botox, I also think she has mastered the art of credit card abuse. People like Tess who think like criminals, crafty like a fox, don’t think of thousands in personal debt as real. They got their strawberry dress, so you can kiss her ample ass, American Express.
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- 3 Sie 2017
As Tess gets closer to developing her own orbit, expect her to rely more on "past glories" as she gets to the point where she can't rely on 'shooping and camera tricks to hide her Mack Truck size anymore.
It's obvious at this point that the novelty of having a child to tote around for attention and MAWM status is wearing off for Tess, especially now that she doesn't have someone else to pawn the kid off on, like Jolene. I would not be surprised if she keeps the kid sequestered in his room 90% of the day with an iPad, and only trots him out for her retarded IG photo ops so everyone can see what a great MAWM she is.
LOL. The minute that Bowie becomes his own person and stops being a pliable toy for Tess to mold in her own image, is the minute she dumps him on a plane to Australia - COVID be damned.
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- 4 Lis 2019
That's funny that she tried to get on Raya, a dating service exclusively for well off, successful celebrities. Hoof Hoven tries to play it off like it was because of her weight... bitch please! When you're rejected from a celebrity dating site that counts Kato Kaelin among its members, maybe its time to realize Tess, that you are a nobody!
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- 8 Lip 2020
Ahhahhahaaahaaa omg the bitch tried to get on Raya?! 
Just because you have blue checkmark after your name RYANN, doesn't mean you can sit with the cool kids.
She is just now realizing that dating is hard when you're +35 deathfat single mom in a city filled with selfish insufferable cunts trying to make it big? Jesus fuck.
Somebody PLEASE find her dating profile!
Just because you have blue checkmark after your name RYANN, doesn't mean you can sit with the cool kids.She is just now realizing that dating is hard when you're +35 deathfat single mom in a city filled with selfish insufferable cunts trying to make it big? Jesus fuck.
Somebody PLEASE find her dating profile!
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- 28 Sie 2019
Ah fuck. This sounds exactly like a woman I know irl. How unpleasant.
Being a housecleaner is an honorable job. I hope whoever has to shovel her mess is paid well.
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- 4 Sie 2019
Poor Marisol is probably Bowie's only friend. Imagine the stories she brings home to her family.
"¡Había 12 cajas de pasteles en la basura!"
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- 28 Sie 2019
¡Y no quieres saber lo que encontré en el escusado! Virgen Santísima de Guadalupe, Reina de los Ángeles...
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- 9 Sie 2019
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- 8 Paź 2019
lmao. I wish I could've seen it.
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- 6 Cze 2020
She doesn't have much room (in general because lol fat) to talk since she still refers to a 4-year old as a toddler. It's a surprise that she don't have him in a stroller too.
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- 17 Gru 2019
LOL okay, BRAAAAAAPHog
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- 30 Gru 2014
Another humblebrag for the feeders!