🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[NoReturn]

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Hydrolyzed collagen can really do wonders for your joints--as long as you're not also subjecting them to the stress of carrying 300 excess pounds of body fat.

I've heard you need to supplement with vitamin C sometimes as well. True or false?

 

[Umaibae]

Yeah sorry wasn't clear- above blue dots on the top lip edge. Those seem like darker spots.

OT - collagen discussion. Anecdotally I've heard it makes a difference to post menopausal women. But yes, the body can only make cells with what you put in it. You are what you eat as they say - and Tess is a 400lb Monsanto monstrosity

These look like recent injection marks/scabs. Maybe within 1-5 days if not more? I don’t know how long it takes the lip area to heal after a lip injections. Little marks like this can never happen, or they can last for a few days.

 

[Gramlol]

"It was Covid. Tess is proof that you don't have to be old or unhealthy to die of it. #believethescience" with a link to her yoga studio video.

Anyone who thinks her hot Pilates videos prove she is a workout qween is likely a landwhale who can't see it's nothing more than flailing her limbs about. That it's meant to impress us like 'see! She totally works out all the time! Fit and fat!' is so pathetic.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

I really hope she doesn't get a dog.

 

[Kitlen]

Like she could fit in a theater seat, I really would love to see that image.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

They could project the movie onto her back.

 

[Water-T]

I really hope she doesn't get a dog.

"I don't need a man, I need a dog!"

Yet another bored, lonely woman resorts to the peanut butter trick. Poor dog is going to die from a yeast infection.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Rescue shelters are packed full of dogs that people buy because they declare they don’t need a man and when they do, Rover goes off to the pound when the relationship gets serious. Tubby Tess absolutely does not need a dog. I don’t remember the last time she even had anything about her cats.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

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I've heard you need to supplement with vitamin C sometimes as well. True or false?

Oops, missed your comment.
It is helpful, for it's nice antioxidant. However there is not enough evidence it's crucial part for collagen to work (like D, for example, requires K2)
in other words, it won't hurt, just do not expect miracles.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Her skin and that dress look so awful.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

she actually looks like a world record breaking boiled sweet wrapped in a table cloth. Her freckles look like erupting black heads and finally playboy logo jewellery? That is some low teen 15 years ago shit.

If she was a true playboy aficionado she would collect the playboy bunny charms you get for the years service.

 

[M.T. Graves]

Playboy jewelry? How early 2000’s Spencer’s Gifts of her.

 

[Water-T]

Her skin and that dress look so awful.

Stevie Wonder can see those blackheads from space.

 

[Flawmil]

Last night, Tess was super high on Instagram live with Olly. I was about to fall asleep but got some tea before I got so annoyed of her voice I couldnt listen anymore. Here’s what she spilled while looking like a hot mess.

*Tess had two men recently tell her they didn’t want anything serious.
*one was a 28 year old guy so hawt so 6’5 she called him E
*one was a black man who she called C
*She went over how E went on 8 dates with her and refused to have sex with her until “they were in a relationship”
*eventually told her he was hit by a truck and blah blah same shit she was talking about before and he ended up ending things cuz she’s self absorbed
*C actually hooked up with Tess in her car “they did stuff” and then he was supposed to come her house after they left the car
*dude never shows and ends up ghosting her
*Tesd was so upset because he was a BLACK MAN in LA in the dark and didn’t know if something happened to him.
*turns out he just didn’t want to fuck her lulz
*Tess says she will no longer date cis men (sure Jan)

anyways it’s funny she will admit to this stuff. Olly was egging it on too. You could tell Tess is the type of person who just can’t wait to talk over you to say what ever is in their mind. She kept constantly talking over Olly and eye fucking herself the whole time.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Her skin and that dress look so awful.

"natural hair"
"y'all"


Tess cosplaying as black I see, big yikes.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Her skin and that dress look so awful.

Wait.
No, seriously.
Until the last photo, I assumed these were drawn freckles.
On the last one though, they look like dark pimples. Like mouche, but with dark pencil.
Is she crazy or am I blind? I mean, I can be, but that looked very wrong.
Speaking of dresses, unique vintage released wallet-friendly version of the-dress-that-has-never-existed

When oh when will you bless us Tess

 

[Rotogravure]

Her freckles look like erupting black heads

Seriously, tell me she did something to make them stand out like this? It looks awful... I don't know if its the lighting or her skintone or what.

 

[Water-T]

Last night, Tess was super high on Instagram live with Olly. I was about to fall asleep but got some tea before I got so annoyed of her voice I couldnt listen anymore. Here’s what she spilled while looking like a hot mess.

*Tess had two men recently tell her they didn’t want anything serious.
*one was a 28 year old guy so hawt so 6’5 she called him E
*one was a black man who she called C
*She went over how E went on 8 dates with her and refused to have sex with her until “they were in a relationship”
*eventually told her he was hit by a truck and blah blah same shit she was talking about before and he ended up ending things cuz she’s self absorbed
*C actually hooked up with Tess in her car “they did stuff” and then he was supposed to come her house after they left the car
*dude never shows and ends up ghosting her
*Tesd was so upset because he was a BLACK MAN in LA in the dark and didn’t know if something happened to him.
*turns out he just didn’t want to fuck her lulz
*Tess says she will no longer date cis men (sure Jan)

anyways it’s funny she will admit to this stuff. Olly was egging it on too. You could tell Tess is the type of person who just can’t wait to talk over you to say what ever is in their mind. She kept constantly talking over Olly and eye fucking herself the whole time.

Tess never seems to find a relationship that lasts more than few weeks. You just know she spends the majority of the date talking about herself, food, her "toxic ex", how she hates being a MAWM, and name dropping the flavour of the month as her latest BFF.

I would not be surprised if the dude that got hit by a truck did it on purpose just so he had an excuse to not see her anymore.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I would not be surprised if the dude that got hit by a truck did it on purpose just so he had an excuse to not see her anymore.

If I got within smelling distance of her yeasty clam, I’d throw myself in front of a truck too.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Tess never seems to find a relationship that lasts more than few weeks. You just know she spends the majority of the date talking about herself, food, her "toxic ex", how she hates being a MAWM, and name dropping the flavour of the month as her latest BFF.

I would not be surprised if the dude that got hit by a truck did it on purpose just so he had an excuse to not see her anymore.

I am still surprised someone is paying for her apartment+lifestyle.
She's doing nothing, ‘dating’ other guys, farting on the side (?), yet someone's still paying her bills, car, rent, food and clothes.
No way she earns enough with fatletics and podcast, not even to cover food costs