🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Głosy: 27 1,0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Głosy: 147 5,3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Głosy: 385 13,8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Głosy: 560 20,1%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Głosy: 424 15,2%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Głosy: 333 12,0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Głosy: 206 7,4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Głosy: 703 25,2%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    2 785
Tess “I’m queer” Holliday only seems to be dating men?

Here we go...
Ryann 4H Hoven is just another braphog in the conga line of other braphog, greasy, butt ugly, poor hygiene, stinky, SPEDS like Anna and Chantal. Ever notice it's ALWAYS the greasy, ugly, fat SPEDS who smell like either unwashed genitals or some kind of Sardinian cheese who "every" guy wants to fuck them?

You can set a watch by this shit. Guy smiled in her direction? Totally wants to eat her pussy. Has NOTHING AT ALL to do with him checking the wall clock over her head because he needs to head back to work and he wasn't wearing a watch. Not at all.
 
I feel like the biggest agenda for the movement was to force hot guys to find them beautiful, and obese to be the new conventional beauty standard. That hasn't.. worked. They seem to realise that but keep pushing for it.
Tess' ego is massive. But does she secretly know most regular guys from teen boys to 20-30 something bros aren't answering the question 'who do you think is the hottest celebrity you'd most want to be with' isn't Tess holliday'. It's Kim Kardashian etc. I want to believe she knows this, that her delusion can only go so far.
Her narcissism looks like straight up crazy to me. Everyone around her is humouring and enabling her. I like Rylee, he's seem to be able to see through the bullshit. He has his head screwed on right probably, just like Tess' brother. I'm so rooting for him. Godspeed, little buddy
Beauty is objective. We all have a type we prefer, but most people know beauty when we see it. All these movements and the media telling us how sexy whales and women with a feminine penis are won’t change that.
 
Thanks for the summary @maggots. Like @Crepidodera fulvicornis had also forgotten why I had stopped listening until your post. I was all ready to dive back in.

Don't forget drinking enough water and maintaining a healthy sleep schedule.

Of course she loves the water. It's a hippo's natural habitat.

Bonus content:
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"weed eater ruining my deep thoughts"

haha no. Damn bitch, those thoughts weren't deep, they were in the kiddie pool that dumb women and their gay best friends frolic in.
 
Tess: for me, all of my joking, and me being the hilarious person that I am is 100% from childhood trauma.

The fag she’s interviewing: those are the two options, cry or laugh. And I just knew that if I can get the joke out before you, now you look stupid, my joke is funnier than yours, and I... still feel bad, but at least I’m the one who made the joke! You need to control your space, that’s what comedy is.

Tess:
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People who do the "I'm so funny because I have childhood trauma" shit are so fucking annoying.

Like wow bro, you have trauma? So do a lot of other people yet somehow they can manage to not bring it up every five minutes.

I mean I get it, people do use humor to deal with their issues. But Tess isn't one of those people and she's only pretending she is so people feel sorry for her.
 
I don’t believe any of these stories about her dating or fucking anyone. They are either significant exaggerations or outright lies. Tess is full of shit (and cake) when it comes to everything else. The closest thing I could see to the truth is texting some fat fetishists and they get annoyed and bored with her so they just ghost her.
 
Can't you just supplement with collagen? I, at least, put a scoop in my cup of coffee in the morning.
Sorry to say that, but not really. First your digestive system is kinda aggressive (and defensive at the same time), and only ‘prepared’ collagen (hydrolyzed? Don't quote me, I'm your average iherb customer) can be absorbed. And when it does, it's spent on more important (okay your body don't really think, better say more essential or loses/spends collagen faster, I guess, words hard) stuff - like joints, bones, guts, all that stuff. And leftovers go to skin, hair, nails.

So there is a sense to drink it (probably when one's older than twenty though, those anti-age ads getting more aggressive each day), but only that kind what can be absorbed and as a goal for better health overall - and in the long run, of course. No matter what it says on the cap, it won't make skin tighter, lighter, and plumper in a month if you eat jars of it three times a day. Don't think even injections can do that tbh
 
Sorry to say that, but not really. First your digestive system is kinda aggressive (and defensive at the same time), and only ‘prepared’ collagen (hydrolyzed? Don't quote me, I'm your average iherb customer) can be absorbed. And when it does, it's spent on more important (okay your body don't really think, better say more essential or loses/spends collagen faster, I guess, words hard) stuff - like joints, bones, guts, all that stuff. And leftovers go to skin, hair, nails.

So there is a sense to drink it (probably when one's older than twenty though, those anti-age ads getting more aggressive each day), but only that kind what can be absorbed and as a goal for better health overall - and in the long run, of course. No matter what it says on the cap, it won't make skin tighter, lighter, and plumper in a month if you eat jars of it three times a day. Don't think even injections can do that tbh

Most good quality collagen powders are hydrolyzed. And it’s a good source of protein (low calories, high protein).
 
Collagen supplements can be beneficial if you have rheumatism, etc. Studies have shown it can improve joint pain in elderly users. But the science on it is still very early, and it’s looking like it goes the way of biotin supplements...good for the elderly or biotin deficient patients, but co-opted by beauty brands and sold like mad to younger women as a cure-all for thicker hair, younger skin, etc.

Still, like biotin, it’s cheap and if you can easily afford the supplements and think they genuinely do something for you, there’s little risk in continuing to use them, though you’ll need to wait around 6 months to see any real effects.
 
Collagen supplements can be beneficial if you have rheumatism, etc. Studies have shown it can improve joint pain in elderly users. But the science on it is still very early, and it’s looking like it goes the way of biotin supplements...good for the elderly or biotin deficient patients, but co-opted by beauty brands and sold like mad to younger women as a cure-all for thicker hair, younger skin, etc.

Still, like biotin, it’s cheap and if you can easily afford the supplements and think they genuinely do something for you, there’s little risk in continuing to use them, though you’ll need to wait around 6 months to see any real effects.
Yup, that's that I say. Her knee joints will give up faster than her skin, and her skin is already on *its last straw
 
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Another fleeting glimpse of Mean Girl Tess!! Yes Hoof Hoven, the weedeaters are loud. But they're gardeners or groundskeepers, just doing their job, and you DO live in an apartment complex (not a house like you claim).
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Beauty fans- above the blue dots - is there where she is getting her filler done? I assume they use different sites but the amount she has done and I assume she also filler clinic shops because seriously it doesn't seem professional to agree to this fat bitches whining so often.
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Here we go...
Ryann 4H Hoven is just another braphog in the conga line of other braphog, greasy, butt ugly, poor hygiene, stinky, SPEDS like Anna and Chantal. Ever notice it's ALWAYS the greasy, ugly, fat SPEDS who smell like either unwashed genitals or some kind of Sardinian cheese who "every" guy wants to fuck them?

You can set a watch by this shit. Guy smiled in her direction? Totally wants to eat her pussy. Has NOTHING AT ALL to do with him checking the wall clock over her head because he needs to head back to work and he wasn't wearing a watch. Not at all.
People probably do look at her. If I caught a glimpse of her, I’d do a double-take myself due to not quite believing what I’d seen.
 
Beauty fans- above the blue dots - is there where she is getting her filler done? I assume they use different sites but the amount she has done and I assume she also filler clinic shops because seriously it doesn't seem professional to agree to this fat bitches whining so often.
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I am PRETTY sure lip injections are done at the outer edges of the lips. I’ve never seen pictures or video of the top injections being done, but on the bottom, it is always on what’s called the vermillion border (aka the edge) of the lips.

Injections are typically done in the same spot because the injectable needs to go to a very specific area to achieve whatever effect is desired.
 
I am PRETTY sure lip injections are done at the outer edges of the lips. I’ve never seen pictures or video of the top injections being done, but on the bottom, it is always on what’s called the vermillion border (aka the edge) of the lips.

Injections are typically done in the same spot because the injectable needs to go to a very specific area to achieve whatever effect is desired.
I feel like you can see the injection sites on her top lip edge, unless that’s the filter?

Yeah sorry wasn't clear- above blue dots on the top lip edge. Those seem like darker spots.

OT - collagen discussion. Anecdotally I've heard it makes a difference to post menopausal women. But yes, the body can only make cells with what you put in it. You are what you eat as they say - and Tess is a 400lb Monsanto monstrosity
 
Maybe she'll luck out and one of her johns will build her a giant custom bathtub that can be flushed like a toilet so she can take care of the two truly Herculean tasks of shitting and bathing at once.
 
I don’t believe any of these stories about her dating or fucking anyone. They are either significant exaggerations or outright lies. Tess is full of shit (and cake) when it comes to everything else. The closest thing I could see to the truth is texting some fat fetishists and they get annoyed and bored with her so they just ghost her.

I'm sure some guys are willing to fuck her on th DL--the world, and especially the greater LA area, is full of degenerates after all. But she doesn't want to just get laid; she wants to be adored and spoiled, ideally by a trophy guy who is successful and attractive. She basically wants a sugardaddy who won't hold her accountable for anything.

But in the meantime, she hates men, and makes no bones about it on her social media. She also overshares about her life on social media, so there's no way she could be counted on to be discreet. Get with her, and your shit's going to be all over the internet.

Only a man who is really naive would fail to see that she's flying more red flags than a Chinese military parade, and naive men don't get into the position to be what she's after. Add to that her shitty personality, shallowness and stupidity, and that she's a single mom, and nobody she's willing to date--who she sees as in her league--is going to put up with her. There are younger, nicer, less demanding fatgirls out there, if you're into that kind of thing.

Sorry to say that, but not really. First your digestive system is kinda aggressive (and defensive at the same time), and only ‘prepared’ collagen (hydrolyzed? Don't quote me, I'm your average iherb customer) can be absorbed. And when it does, it's spent on more important (okay your body don't really think, better say more essential or loses/spends collagen faster, I guess, words hard) stuff - like joints, bones, guts, all that stuff. And leftovers go to skin, hair, nails.

So there is a sense to drink it (probably when one's older than twenty though, those anti-age ads getting more aggressive each day), but only that kind what can be absorbed and as a goal for better health overall - and in the long run, of course. No matter what it says on the cap, it won't make skin tighter, lighter, and plumper in a month if you eat jars of it three times a day. Don't think even injections can do that tbh
Hydrolyzed collagen can really do wonders for your joints--as long as you're not also subjecting them to the stress of carrying 300 excess pounds of body fat.

It won't however, do a damned thing for your face. Or at least not after a certain point. It might be one of those things like sunscreen where, if you start it young, are consistent, and combine it with other healthy lifestyle choices, it can make a difference over the long term. But if you start taking collagen after decades of bad habits, thinking it will undo the visible effects, you're going to be disappointed.

What will help is laying off sugar, alcohol, and seed oils, getting decent sleep and regular excercise, and not being a goddamned deathfat, with a body full of inflammation that reveals itself in your skin. But even if Tess cleaned up her diet right now, and stuck to it, the damage has been done.
 
Part of me wants Rylee to some day write a tell-all book, but I also want him to get to out of LA and any association with Tess. Joelene, write a tell-all pls girl. I promise it'll do better than Tess' trash book. Then use the proceeds to pay for Bowie's therapy.

If Tess dies young, I wonder what the body posi narrative will be. Or if she'll just be shoved down the memory hole, never mentioned again.
 
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