🌟 Internet Famous Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Pizdec]

But he didn't have a shitty work ethic, for most of a decade, he was essentially a workaholic. Now I get the sense that if he wasn't dependent on Patreon for money he'd probably just stop altogether.

I won't deny that Jim used to be really good at his job, but here we are talking about Jim being a lolcow now. And why people are incensed to mock him now is because he's not being a journo, he's being a grifter by trooning out and putting as little effort into things all the while dumping pill after pill after pill into his body and not producing any results. If you're taking adderal, it's usually to improve your productivity, but Jim's clearly using it for a high. Have fun when you can't afford anymore Jim cause London bridge isn't the only thing that'll fall down.

 

[The tired cat]

I'm just laughing at him having a Disco Elysium art poster, because that sure was a game that got forgotten within a year or maybe even faster.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

London bridge isn't the only thing that'll fall down.

I do not appreciate placing this melody in my head again, kind sir. It was stuck there for days after Halloween 3

I'm just laughing at him having a Disco Elysium art poster, because that sure was a game that got forgotten within a year or maybe even faster.

But... but... you can role-play as a communist!
Wonder if Jim already discovered this little gem.

 

[Pizdec]

I do not appreciate placing this melody in my head again, kind sir. It was stuck there for days after Halloween 3

If you're going to quote my shit at least have something constructive to add beyond your stupid Vietnam Flashbacks. Unless Michael Meyers was dressed as Jim's fat ass I don't need you shitting up my notices.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Unless Michael Meyers was dressed as Jim's fat ass I don't need you shitting up my notices.

Ask and you shall receive.

Spoiler

 

[starborn427614]

I'm just laughing at him having a Disco Elysium art poster, because that sure was a game that got forgotten within a year or maybe even faster.

I was waiting for the Switch port, seems like a good game to pick at.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I'll give Jim a bit of credit here and admit he passes better as a woman than he did as a man.

This is not a compliment, it;s an insult.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Your friend invites you over to chill. You come in and they tell you to wait in the living room. You open the door and you see this; it squees:
Wyświetl załącznik 1987690
What do you do, fellow autists?
Wyświetl załącznik 1987692
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https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/1369417469660643332

37 yo old blob of man trying to do e-girl faces, "cringe" doesn't begin to cover what I fell seeing this

95 times out of 100 - nauseously exit through the easy gates
5 times out of 100 - remind myself I’ve dated worse and commit mortal sin

 

[Belvedere]

Didn't Jim invent the word "Chungus"? I'd hesitate to say he invented the meme because it was someone else who associated it with the picture of a corpulent (and therefore very Jim-like) Bugs Bunny, but still.

Maybe a bit late but perhaps the reason why the word "chungus" sounds familiar is because it sounds like the Spanish word "Chungos" which is the plural of "Chungo" a colloquialism used to describe something that looks bad, it has gone bad (as in spoiled or rotten) or something that is of poor quality.

Funnily enough, even in Spanish, it still describes Jim "El Chungo" Sterling perfectly.

 

[None Drunk Username]

To his credit, he's not claiming to be identical to a biological woman in every sense, but something tells me he'd still demand to go to a female prison if he committed a crime that got him locked up. I don't follow Jim closely like I do other cows (but troon-outs are always hilarious to me) so I haven't heard anything about whether he wants a dick chop or not.

I don't think he'll ever do that. He's a pervert that loves telling everyone how much he loves dicks so I doubt he'd want to part with his own.

 

[Jasper2K]

Your friend invites you over to chill. You come in and they tell you to wait in the living room. You open the door and you see this; it squees:
Wyświetl załącznik 1987690
What do you do, fellow autists?
Wyświetl załącznik 1987692
Wyświetl załącznik 1987693Wyświetl załącznik 1987694

https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/1369417469660643332

37 yo old blob of man trying to do e-girl faces, "cringe" doesn't begin to cover what I fell seeing this

Hmm yess still waiting for Jims take on the ahegao e-girl thot face.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

So is the show gonna transition to The Stephaniequisition?

Your friend invites you over to chill. You come in and they tell you to wait in the living room. You open the door and you see this; it squees:
Wyświetl załącznik 1987690
What do you do, fellow autists?
Wyświetl załącznik 1987692
Wyświetl załącznik 1987693Wyświetl załącznik 1987694

https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/1369417469660643332

37 yo old blob of man trying to do e-girl faces, "cringe" doesn't begin to cover what I fell seeing this

Pulling it off pretty well, TBH. I definitely could believe that's a typical CIS female games journalist or a typical CIS female kiwifarms poster.

 

[indio solari]

So is the show gonna transition to The Stephaniequisition?

Could've picked a better name and call it something like The Janequisition.

 

[Corn Flakes]

The name of the show is probably the only reason he's calling himself "non-binary" instead of blasting down Troon Avenue playing eurobeat.

He needs "Jim" as his brand, if he tries to change it, the final shreds of his relevance will disappear, no one will be able to find him googling for the Digital Homicide controversy, and he'll be just another fat fuck in a wig on the internet.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Wyświetl załącznik 1987692

Why do troons always do this. Why do they think they suddenly have to start talking like a stereotypical teen girl just because they're trying to dress like one.

These questions are of course rhetorical; I know the answer is 'because it's all pantomime,' but fuck me it is insufferable.

To be fair it's been a while since I stopped looking at Jim's Twitter but I'm pretty sure he didn't used to talk like this, before all the gender crap.

 

[Dogfacefuke]

Why do troons always do this. Why do they think they suddenly have to start talking like a stereotypical teen girl just because they're trying to dress like one.

These questions are of course rhetorical; I know the answer is 'because it's all pantomime,' but fuck me it is insufferable.

To be fair it's been a while since I stopped looking at Jim's Twitter but I'm pretty sure he didn't used to talk like this, before all the gender crap.

It just like cums out when you're wearing a dress and a man is ramming you in the ass te he he you can't really help it once you wear the wig

 

[indio solari]

Also that wig looks terribly fake lmao. He can't grow hair right? That's probably why he got the cheapest red haired wig he could find.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Also that wig looks terribly fake lmao. He can't grow hair right? That's probably why he got the cheapest red haired wig he could find.

Jim is already balding, yes. And even if he weren't, it would take him years to grow hair past his shoulders. So, yes: fake red wig it is.

 

[MooseGump]

Also that wig looks terribly fake lmao. He can't grow hair right? That's probably why he got the cheapest red haired wig he could find.

It's also some cosplay anime wig based off of a bleach character so I guess he keeps hoping someone goes omg you have the same hair as this character

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

It's also some cosplay anime wig based off of a bleach character so I guess he keeps hoping someone goes omg you have the same hair as this character

What? No, thats not possible tite kubo didnt make a character with lazily grown out dyed hair, did he?