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[Mysterioso_LeFatóre]

All the girls who say they’re non binary to be edgy are gonna move on with their life and all the girls who took T are gonna be permanently fucked up.

Do you see them irl? I do, and over time I’ve gotten better at detecting them.

Nah. The only FtMs I've seen are the ones just starting transition(also I don't go outside much).

 

[Garbage.Theory]

The poor (actual) lesbian users of HER, just browsing for tits and coming across Ann's ~sexy~ pic. Aside from the usual delusion, you can't convince me there wasn't malice behind that post -- you WILL look at my dick!

I'm interested in all the guys who just want to find "friends to go shopping with and learn makeup from UwU." Obviously they think this comes across as cute and friendly, rather than like a creepy man who doesn't want to get kicked out of the Victoria's Secret changing room next time. But maybe they also earnestly think that women have some sort of secret makeup and fashion knowledge between them that they never divulge, not even on YouTube for money?

We do. And we wouldn’t
In all seriousness though, you can learn all of a woman’s dressing and makeup secrets online these days, but that requires actual effort. Most of these guys are at a hyper disadvantage. There are “rules” for dressing a boyish body, it was quite fashionable in the 1920s and 1990s, but women who have boyish bodies tend to be very slim and muscular.

even if a guy is slim and muscular, he likely needs plus sized clothing. Plus sized women are anything but boyish looking and the clothing is cut to deal with a whole different body type which just isn’t going to be flattering.

honestly, there’s probably plenty of women willing to teach them the tricks of the trade, but the sort that make it into the farms aren’t to sort that are gonna talk to cis women about anything.
And now this makes me wonder. There is this fantasy that women compete with one another in the looks department. And I guess that’s true a bit, but it’s not as it’s portrayed in movies, much more subtle and much less focused on what men think after you leave your teen years. I wonder if some of the cis hatred we see with some FtM is because they see us as competition for other men (or women), but because their brains are male, they are seeing this competition way WAY different from how we do. They probably do see us as competition for spaces they want and for lives they want. And so instead of climbing the corporate ladder, they yell some made into the ground for being TERFy and hope that all the cute woke guys/gals will date them instead.
Interesting thought, what say you?

 

[AvocadoToast]

Tbh. This guy's face passes very well. Way better than Blair even. And his face proportions aren't far away from mine or other actual women I've seen. The only thing that unnerves me is the absurd amount of makeup he uses.

Luckily for him he has a small face for a dude, however without makeup he looks more like a 12 year old boy than a woman.

Why is their whole channel just dedicated to being transgender? Do they have a life outside of being trans...?

Also they look sorta like a 14 year old boy in drag, almost.

I was browsing the dumpster fire comment section on Vanessa Vokey's video, and his NPC fans were flooding it with "why are you so obsessed with trans people and genitals oh em gee", when his entire channel is just about being trans, and he was obsessed about genitals enough to chop his dick off in an attempt to have something resembling a pussy. Just a thought.

 

[Bogdandoff]

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Why do they always have these dead eyes? Like I'm pretty sure he was autistic as hell as a dude, but it's accentuated by the Chris-chan tier outfits and the shit pony tail.

The norwood reaper is going after this mfker.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

On this site we're conditioned to think primarily of AGP coomers, because lolcow. But some trans women do actually know how to wear clothes and makeup and carry themselves in a typically feminine manner. If I ran into NikkieTutorials at the mall (assuming I didn't know who she was) I doubt I'd clock her in a million years, even without her makeup, and she's enormous. Some women are just tall.

Come on now. I don't mind Nikkie at all, she's probably the best case scenario for trans people and she seems like a decent person, but she can be clocked from space. She isn't just tall, she is built like a man in every way. I live in a country with very tall women, and they don't look like this.

And of course FtMs are something else entirely. I find it significant that when Zeke Smith was outed, most or all of the other players were visibly floored.

It's a reality show, they were acting. They lived together and they've seen Zeke half-naked, no way most of them didn't question the weird chest and the hips, let alone the female mannerisms and way of speaking. It's actually much easier to clock a tranny when they're in a group, because they stand out compared to the normal people. I regularly saw them at my old uni. It is pathetically easy to clock a FTM in a group of lanky dudebro students, even with a full beard. Just look at the 5'2 dumpy guy who sounds and acts like an effiminate gay man.

 

[Jack O'Lantern]

Funnily enough, I didn't realise Nikkie was a troon until he came out. I'd only seen him a few times, and that was mainly as head shots, but seeing him sat opposite Ellen is a real eye opener. He looks like a giant compared to her.

 

[crab hole]

Earlier today, Reddit's favorite groomer drewiepoodle shared his DIY 'mones fresh from the catgirl pharmacy. It is NOT a fetish! Step right up minors, he's got a needle with your name on it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/l7cpxl/i_just_got_delivery_of_estrogen_from_the_catgirl/

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

Earlier today, Reddit's favorite groomer drewiepoodle shared his DIY 'mones fresh from the catgirl pharmacy. It is NOT a fetish! Step right up minors, he's got a needle with your name on it.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/l7cpxl/i_just_got_delivery_of_estrogen_from_the_catgirl/

Maybe it's actually a humiliation fetish, and we're playing into their tranz-hanz

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Luckily for him he has a small face for a dude, however without makeup he looks more like a 12 year old boy than a woman.

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I was browsing the dumpster fire comment section on Vanessa Vokey's video, and his NPC fans were flooding it with "why are you so obsessed with trans people and genitals oh em gee", when his entire channel is just about being trans, and he was obsessed about genitals enough to chop his dick off in an attempt to have something resembling a pussy. Just a thought.

Her 'smallness' is an illusion, here's a video that features Lux inside of her car... and well, you will get a sense of how big she is... manlet size basically.

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Luckily for him he has a small face for a dude, however without makeup he looks more like a 12 year old boy than a woman.

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I mean I’m not the best at spotting FAS faces but...that’s a FAS face right?

A FASe, if you will.

 

[KiwiFarms Username 632879]

I mentioned this doctor tranny before, and I think it is time I made a longer post on him. Meet Dr Trinetra.

Spoiler: And here are pictures where he is more made up. To prove I haven't intentionally chosen ones where he looks ugly

He has gotten a world's worth of surgeries and still looks like a hulking gorilla. Even near other men.

Spoiler: And his Instagram features some lovely strip tease style pictures that an actual woman would be harassed for posting

Spoiler: He is tired of tranny representation not meeting his exacting standards

Spoiler: All while other trannies cancel him for being insufficiently woke

A fan made some art of him featuring man hands and he had to suck it up and say thank you. Lol

Also whatever this is:

 

[Screamer]

Funnily enough, I didn't realise Nikkie was a troon until he came out. I'd only seen him a few times, and that was mainly as head shots, but seeing him sat opposite Ellen is a real eye opener. He looks like a giant compared to her.

Reminds me of Frodo sitting across from Gandalf.

 

[Bixnood]

do you guys ever wonder if the nibba who first synthesised estrogen regrets it?

 

[0 0]

do you guys ever wonder if the nibba who first synthesised estrogen regrets it?

Says here the first man to synthesize female sex hormones was Russel Marker, who died in 1995. So thankfully he was spared witnessing the consequences of his discovery.

 

[ThatsaBigBitch]

Small fish shit but this blind-ass bat thinks people will overlook that big ass forehead to believe he’s a Real True Wamman

Said troonery

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Says here the first man to synthesize female sex hormones was Russel Marker, who died in 1995. So thankfully he was spared witnessing the consequences of his discovery.

Prolly gonna sound dumb, but with HRT and troons it's like putting diesel in a Petrol car... it runs fine for a bit, then starts chugging and slowly breaking down...

 

[Garbage.Theory]

do you guys ever wonder if the nibba who first synthesised estrogen regrets it?

To be fair, synghetic estrogen is used to treat some cancers as well as being used in some birth control and menopause medication. I doubt he regrets it since he’s probably saved more lives than not.

 

[Father Brown]

I've been waiting to start seeing this. It's where the logic must ultimately take you; no one much minds acknowledging that George identifies as a 'woman' as it carries no smuggled implications.
This logic does not apply to all identity classes though as this retard dutifully informs us:

You read thread, Colin?

I did learn something from one of Colin's video, that he got lost down the YouTube troon-out hole. That was new information to me, kind of lowered my opinion of him though. Getting your nerves shredded by YouTube is pretty retarded. It's one thing to be afflicted by paraphilic desires - you can control & compartmentalize those - but being that suggestible as a 20 something year old man is something else. Real Darwin award stuff (unironically).

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Spookiest looking troon?

I think this guy got cucked so hard he trooned out and got fat:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/ik67hu/so_many_life_events/ (x)

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Genocide, I tell you -- GENOCIDE against him for his totally socially detached nonsense identity.

To be fair, I can definitely understand how moving to Mississippi would reduce the amount of "fatphobia" this clown experiences.

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Spoiler: Pictures

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/l0y0if/trans_girl_with_facial_hair/ (x)
Totally valid!

I mean I’m not the best at spotting FAS faces but...that’s a FAS face right?

A FASe, if you will.

Check out how uncanny this is:

But, I don't actually think he has FAS or at least not badly. That picture is just fucking weird and possibly shopped (by him?). This is him before all the surgeries etc. and his midface doesn't seem so flat here, there's a clear philtrum and his upper lip doesn't look so thin. His eyes are not big and his face+forehead are unusually small-looking, but not pathologically so. He also doesn't seem to have FAS ears.

But, this might itself actually just be an overly flattering photo.

In some other shots he does still looks FAS-facey, but not cartoonishly so. I wonder whether his surgeries just kind of flattened his nose-bridge out a bit which makes him look more retarded than he did beforehand.

He looks somehow less retarded in these photos as a c. 15y/o.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

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Spoiler: Pictures

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https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/l0y0if/trans_girl_with_facial_hair/ (x)
Totally valid!
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He's not even trying.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Earlier today, Reddit's favorite groomer drewiepoodle shared his DIY 'mones fresh from the catgirl pharmacy. It is NOT a fetish! Step right up minors, he's got a needle with your name on it.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/l7cpxl/i_just_got_delivery_of_estrogen_from_the_catgirl/

You know this perverted subculture has gone way too far when there’s an online store selling black market hormone pills with the fucking weeb memes they so adore on the packaging. If I had a teenage son and found those in his room... no more internet, flush them down the loo and burn the box.