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[saisegeha]

What is it with troons in tech and being fucking abysmal at coding?
I know like 15 developers who are troons who make games and they are unoptimized pieces of shit with a constant power creep.
Does trooning out deprive you of the ability to test your stuff?

TMI but the increasing amount of troons in coding (especially backend) who would have probably just started a glam metal band if they were born earlier got to a point where I was so bothered by the constant sobbing about misgendering in the back and shitty code that wouldn't run because they can't even fucking connect to an API properly that I switched to sales.

And boy let me tell you, it's bright over here. Great pay, less hours and still not a single troon to be seen. Probably because it requires social skills & confidence?

 

[Montalbane]

TMI but the increasing amount of troons in coding (especially backend) who would have probably just started a glam metal band if they were born earlier got to a point where I was so bothered by the constant sobbing about misgendering in the back and shitty code that wouldn't run because they can't even fucking connect to an API properly that I switched to sales.

And boy let me tell you, it's bright over here. Great pay, less hours and still not a single troon to be seen. Probably because it requires social skills & confidence?

Yeah I think they go into coding becuase they're immense introverts, the trooning out is just the cherry on top of the shit cake.
It bothers me that when it comes to making games they make shitty unoptimized shit that runs like ass.
Fuck I can run War thunder on high but can't run one of their shitty FPS projects.
Now you would ask, how do you know it's made by troons? Simple, they tell you, adding tranny skins and whatnot or trans rights guns.
They also suck ass at playing sad games outside of the usual cheap gimmicks.
Fuck me I'm mad.
But that's because I am forced to witness their autism when I just want to unwind.
Also as someone who has worked in factories I have never seen a troon, they only appear in cushy techie jobs, hardly in the places where social skills and manual labour is involved.
Probably due to familiar pampering?

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

1) FaceTune the shit out of your photo for asspats and upvotes
2) post what you actually look like to another sub
3) [deleted]


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they deleted their whole account, wow

https://www.reddit.com/user/Freeweaver96

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

The bottle of Dr Pepper on the top of the loo really makes this photo.
Also the state of the carpet. Perhaps he can shave the dirt off it with one of the fifty used razors on the sink?

I hadn’t even noticed the carpet. Thanks, I want to die now.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Yeah I think they go into coding becuase they're immense introverts, the trooning out is just the cherry on top of the shit cake.
It bothers me that when it comes to making games they make shitty unoptimized shit that runs like ass.
Fuck I can run War thunder on high but can't run one of their shitty FPS projects.
Now you would ask, how do you know it's made by troons? Simple, they tell you, adding tranny skins and whatnot or trans rights guns.
They also suck ass at playing sad games outside of the usual cheap gimmicks.
Fuck me I'm mad.
But that's because I am forced to witness their autism when I just want to unwind.
Also as someone who has worked in factories I have never seen a troon, they only appear in cushy techie jobs, hardly in the places where social skills and manual labour is involved.
Probably due to familiar pampering?

No, it’s because autistic men are attracted to tech jobs. Although I do think white troons are disproportionately from the middle and upper classes, but I don’t have any sources for that.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

This absolutely fascinating creature popped up on r/transpassing and I wondered at first if it's a troll, but either way it was too funny to pass up. The account seems to be legit.

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Extensive baldness to that degree, and he styles what's left of his hair in corkscrew locks??

https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassing/comments/ky2fpl/nothing_fancy_age_gender_me_plz_25ish_yrs_hrt/

This guy’s gender is “Hasidim”. Unless he is going for that specific look, he needs to work on the hair a LOT.

 

[Xenu Warrior Princess]

That's such a huge bug bear for me, going into random FB groups for stupid shit like Star Wars memes or quilting or something - only to have trannies and they/them gender retards inevitably crop up with their obvious attention-seeking. I know as soon as they appear the group is going to go to shit in under 30 seconds.

TRAs Ruin Every Group

 

[Bixnood]

TRAs Ruin Every Group

I still get to be racist right?

 

[Sí.]

This is totally not going to backfire in any way.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

The bottle of Dr Pepper on the top of the loo really makes this photo.
Also the state of the carpet. Perhaps he can shave the dirt off it with one of the fifty used razors on the sink?

There’s a lot to unpack there. Two sodas and a water bottle. Women’s razors which aren’t great for face shaving (handle length mostly) the several foundations. The brush full of brown hair suggesting that is a blonde wig. You can tell a lot about a person by their bathroom!

 

[OttoWest]

There’s a lot to unpack there. Two sodas and a water bottle. Women’s razors which aren’t great for face shaving (handle length mostly) the several foundations. The brush full of brown hair suggesting that is a blonde wig. You can tell a lot about a person by their bathroom!

Three sodas friend— Coke, Mt Dew, and the Toilet Pepper. Let’s be honest, there’s nothing better after brushing your teeth than a Toilet Pepper chaser.

The red Christmas towel adds an elegant yet festive touch.

 

[Kiislova]

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I still get to be racist right?

When you hate trannies but can't allow dissent on the root cause of your current problem.
That's almost cute.

 

[Peaches Demure]

This guy’s gender is “Hasidim”. Unless he is going for that specific look, he needs to work on the hair a LOT.

What hair, though?

 

[horsegirl666]

When you hate trannies but can't allow dissent on the root cause of your current problem.
That's almost cute.

What would that be? Why realizing that trans women are men means you hate black people? Do you think that wanting men and women be equal means men suddenly can become women? How is believing women shouldn't be mistreated for their sex mean that you believe men can be women? Isn't hating gay people one of the reasons gay men and lesbians troon out because they want to become heterosexual?

 

[Potatis Salad]

So, I stumbled upon this book while browsing Kindle Unlimited.

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It's a typical AGP fantasy. Sarah is revealed to be a transbian, Chris likes to wear his sisters underwear and clothes and of course gets off on it. Once Sarah is revealed to be a troon (got put on blockers and HRT and passes so well that no one knew, except for some bullies), Chris's girlfriend somehow know he's a troon too, and invites him over and let's him put on her underwear and clothes, because it's so obvious he's actually a girl! That's about as far as I got into it, because it's rather boring and not well written.

I found out the author Morgan Snow is a user on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/thesnowgirl147/

He's a teacher and lives in Colorado, and is eager to groom his students
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Of course he posts on lesbian subreddits, except he tries to hide the fact that he's trans and pretends to be a cis lesbian.
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Apparently he has another reddit account, where he's more open about his troon status and troon topics, but I didn't feel like trying to find it, but if another kiwi is up for the task, go for it.

This guy is a trip. He's definitely getting off on pretending to be a woman on lesbian subreddits.

I found his Facebook. He's going by "Macie" Nagel, birth name Matthew Nagel. He claims to be "stealth" (lolololol) but it's not a bad effort: long hair and an appropriate work outfit is a lot better than most troons can manage.


His mom's FB is here.

His self-published novel is going to be a hit if this inspiring post-election writing sample is anything to go on:


The dude is from Dallas (and currently lives in Dallas, not Denver) where there are tons of Mexicans. Surely the hilarity of the Hispanic name "Jesus" would've worn off by now. Annoying.


I'm gonna take a wild guess as to what happened five years ago.


A little buyer's remorse.

TMI but the increasing amount of troons in coding (especially backend) who would have probably just started a glam metal band if they were born earlier

Lol fuck no they wouldn't. It takes swagger and confidence and style to be in the New York Dolls. The AGPs who troon out today would have just been regular men if born in the past. Perhaps men with a panty fetish they were trying to muster the courage to mention to their wife. The autistic ones who needed an autist pursuit to latch onto would've had vintage options like trainspotting.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

realizing that trans women are men means you hate black people

Yes.

 

[neverendingmidi]

A number of pages back there was a pic comparing giving preteens and teens puberty blockers and hormones to getting a tattoo. Something that you can't get, at least in the US, until you're 18.

 

[Rotter]

I typed the word 'girldick' into the AI songwriter https://theselyricsdonotexist.com
You get three parameters: topic, genre, mood. I chose 'girldick', 'pop', and 'happy'.
This is what it came up with:

Your AI Generated Lyrics

Verse 1
I like to f**k, but not alone in bed
I love to see my girld**k grow
These b***hes they be on my girld**k
The b***hes they be howling my name

Pre-Chorus
Boys are hard and girls are soft
He held her hand and put his girld**k in her mouth

Chorus
Giving back to society whatever he could
He had her on his girld**k lying next to me
All I really need is my girld**k
All I really need is my girld**k

Verse 2
I recall my failure to connect
As we sat on the couch on the floor
Put our hands on the couch pocket full of money
She said she remembered my girld**k

Pre-Chorus
You motherf**kers did it now
I like it when you suck on my girld**k

Chorus
Giving back to society whatever he could
He had her on his girld**k lying next to me
All I really need is my girld**k
All I really need is my girld**k

Bridge
Oh, and this is the force that drives
Men like me who so decide

Chorus
Giving back to society whatever he could
He had her on his girld**k lying next to me
All I really need is my girld**k
All I really need is my girld**k

Not sure I like this tune.

 

[cowisnow]

This absolutely fascinating creature popped up on r/transpassing and I wondered at first if it's a troll, but either way it was too funny to pass up. The account seems to be legit.

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Extensive baldness to that degree, and he styles what's left of his hair in corkscrew locks??

https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassing/comments/ky2fpl/nothing_fancy_age_gender_me_plz_25ish_yrs_hrt/

Looks like Vladimir Putin trooned out. That face....

 

[Garbage.Theory]

What hair, though?

I for one have previously come out in favor of fanciful scarves if my hair ever goes so poorly.