📚 Megathread Ahuviya Harel General Thread

[assWipe]

Between ADF and Jordman which one would say 'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again' and which one would be down in the pit?

 

[OtterParty]

itd be pretty neat if phil and jordman are both down in the pit and i say "it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" and then when they rub the lotion on its actually concentrated sulphuric acid and i spray them with the hose anyway and hose them down so hard their skin is flayed off and then immediately stapled back and theyre bleeding and crying but they arent dead. then i punch phil in his fat nose twice and kick him in the head and hes still crying but he isnt dead. then i tape jordmans left femur, ribcage, and ankle skin to phil's chest and set his arms on fire. then i nailgun him to a heavy wooden board and pretend that hes dead and i ignore him for a few minutes and then he calls for help and i retaliate by shoving burnt candles down his throat. then i loudly talk about his white italian heritage which makes him cry. then i call up the crimson executioner from that one film and he tortures phil for a bit, but phil isnt dead.then his stomach caves in and hes barely awake so i hit him in the head with a 1000 pound sledgehammer, but hes still alive. then i insert a habitrail tube up his butt and it leads to his right ear, and so he shits in the tube which is motorized and shoots his poop up his ear. then hes blinded by one of laverne cox's teeth that i tore out, but hes still alive. then i make phil into a pancake and gorilla glue rikas neck, left leg, and eyeballs to phil's shins and spit on him and call him cishet and make a funeral pyre and pour liquidized meth down his nostrils and

 

[assWipe]

itd be pretty neat if phil and jordman are both down in the pit and i say "it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" and then when they rub the lotion on its actually concentrated sulphuric acid and i spray them with the hose anyway and hose them down so hard their skin is flayed off and then immediately stapled back and theyre bleeding and crying but they arent dead. then i punch phil in his fat nose twice and kick him in the head and hes still crying but he isnt dead. then i tape jordmans left femur, ribcage, and ankle skin to phil's chest and set his arms on fire. then i nailgun him to a heavy wooden board and pretend that hes dead and i ignore him for a few minutes and then he calls for help and i retaliate by shoving burnt candles down his throat. then i loudly talk about his white italian heritage which makes him cry. then i call up the crimson executioner from that one film and he tortures phil for a bit, but phil isnt dead.then his stomach caves in and hes barely awake so i hit him in the head with a 1000 pound sledgehammer, but hes still alive. then i insert a habitrail tube up his butt and it leads to his right ear, and so he shits in the tube which is motorized and shoots his poop up his ear. then hes blinded by one of laverne cox's teeth that i tore out, but hes still alive. then i make phil into a pancake and gorilla glue rikas neck, left leg, and eyeballs to phil's shins and spit on him and call him cishet and make a funeral pyre and pour liquidized meth down his nostrils and

Dam dude.

Is it OK if we start a "Death Pool " on ADF?

 

[Coldgrip]

itd be pretty neat if phil and jordman are both down in the pit and i say "it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" and then when they rub the lotion on its actually concentrated sulphuric acid and i spray them with the hose anyway and hose them down so hard their skin is flayed off and then immediately stapled back and theyre bleeding and crying but they arent dead. then i punch phil in his fat nose twice and kick him in the head and hes still crying but he isnt dead. then i tape jordmans left femur, ribcage, and ankle skin to phil's chest and set his arms on fire. then i nailgun him to a heavy wooden board and pretend that hes dead and i ignore him for a few minutes and then he calls for help and i retaliate by shoving burnt candles down his throat. then i loudly talk about his white italian heritage which makes him cry. then i call up the crimson executioner from that one film and he tortures phil for a bit, but phil isnt dead.then his stomach caves in and hes barely awake so i hit him in the head with a 1000 pound sledgehammer, but hes still alive. then i insert a habitrail tube up his butt and it leads to his right ear, and so he shits in the tube which is motorized and shoots his poop up his ear. then hes blinded by one of laverne cox's teeth that i tore out, but hes still alive. then i make phil into a pancake and gorilla glue rikas neck, left leg, and eyeballs to phil's shins and spit on him and call him cishet and make a funeral pyre and pour liquidized meth down his nostrils and

I'm amazed at your restraint. But please, tell us how you really feel about them.

 

[OtterParty]

I'm amazed at your restraint. But please, tell us how you really feel about them.

They're not particularly nice people.

 

[Tookie]

itd be pretty neat if phil and jordman are both down in the pit and i say "it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" and then when they rub the lotion on its actually concentrated sulphuric acid and i spray them with the hose anyway and hose them down so hard their skin is flayed off and then immediately stapled back and theyre bleeding and crying but they arent dead. then i punch phil in his fat nose twice and kick him in the head and hes still crying but he isnt dead. then i tape jordmans left femur, ribcage, and ankle skin to phil's chest and set his arms on fire. then i nailgun him to a heavy wooden board and pretend that hes dead and i ignore him for a few minutes and then he calls for help and i retaliate by shoving burnt candles down his throat. then i loudly talk about his white italian heritage which makes him cry. then i call up the crimson executioner from that one film and he tortures phil for a bit, but phil isnt dead.then his stomach caves in and hes barely awake so i hit him in the head with a 1000 pound sledgehammer, but hes still alive. then i insert a habitrail tube up his butt and it leads to his right ear, and so he shits in the tube which is motorized and shoots his poop up his ear. then hes blinded by one of laverne cox's teeth that i tore out, but hes still alive. then i make phil into a pancake and gorilla glue rikas neck, left leg, and eyeballs to phil's shins and spit on him and call him cishet and make a funeral pyre and pour liquidized meth down his nostrils and

dude thats sik

 

[Tranhuviya]

8 days until Daddy Rape Day is upon us, oh willing men of C.I.S. What shall you be doing on that sacred day?

 

[Count groudon]

itd be pretty neat if phil and jordman are both down in the pit and i say "it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" and then when they rub the lotion on its actually concentrated sulphuric acid and i spray them with the hose anyway and hose them down so hard their skin is flayed off and then immediately stapled back and theyre bleeding and crying but they arent dead. then i punch phil in his fat nose twice and kick him in the head and hes still crying but he isnt dead. then i tape jordmans left femur, ribcage, and ankle skin to phil's chest and set his arms on fire. then i nailgun him to a heavy wooden board and pretend that hes dead and i ignore him for a few minutes and then he calls for help and i retaliate by shoving burnt candles down his throat. then i loudly talk about his white italian heritage which makes him cry. then i call up the crimson executioner from that one film and he tortures phil for a bit, but phil isnt dead.then his stomach caves in and hes barely awake so i hit him in the head with a 1000 pound sledgehammer, but hes still alive. then i insert a habitrail tube up his butt and it leads to his right ear, and so he shits in the tube which is motorized and shoots his poop up his ear. then hes blinded by one of laverne cox's teeth that i tore out, but hes still alive. then i make phil into a pancake and gorilla glue rikas neck, left leg, and eyeballs to phil's shins and spit on him and call him cishet and make a funeral pyre and pour liquidized meth down his nostrils and

Whoa dude chill, I can only get so erect.

 

[Papaya23]

Spoiler: TFW your kid is fucked up and his shit's all retarded

READER FORUM
Star-Ledger, The (Newark, NJ) - Monday, July 28, 2008

Waiting and suffering

I am writing in hopes of shedding public light on an issue that my son and I have been dealing with for more than four years. My son has been diagnosed with Asperger's disorder (a form of autism), and I have been trying to link him with services from the state Division of Developmental Disabilities. The division lost his initial application, and I was instructed to submit a new application in 2007. He was denied services in the initial round of application review and appeal. I have been waiting for four months for a response from the division on what to do about a second appeal.
We have followed all of the procedures, and we can't get a timely response from anybody. Waiting for an answer has taken an emotional toll on my son, who, because of his disability, has extreme difficulty with these stressful situations. I am physically disabled, and this stress has also affected my health. I am a taxpayer and I expected some kind of assistance in getting my son appropriate services from a state agency. I wonder how many other families have experienced what we have.

- Jacqueline M. Haskins - DeLici , Westville

Phil's parents seemed to be genuinely concerned about him and tried getting him help but the state of New Jersey kept dropping the ball. An interesting contrast with CWC's upbringing where Barb was fighting any state intervention for lil' Chrisshun tooth-and-nail.

So, I feel really bad for Mama HD but I'm still confused by what people mean when they talk about "services" for Aspergers. Does someone sit them down and say "other people exist, please cooperate with society"? The only thing in ADF's long list of pathologies that he didn't get in a tattoo parlor is that he's an asshole. Can that even be treated?

 

[AnOminous]

The only thing in ADF's long list of pathologies that he didn't get in a tattoo parlor is that he's an asshole. Can that even be treated?

You can teach people coping skills if they actually want to learn them.

If you're a sociopathic scumbag like Phil, though, the only real treatment is to lock you up and throw away the key when you inevitably commit a crime.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Critical mass sounds like the kind of entitled delusional groupthink that would attract ADF like flies to crap.

Critical Mass seems to be essentially a group of slightly more motivated ADFs. He'd fit right in. It wouldn't even matter that he can't ride a bike. He could help out just by standing in the road.

 

[Positron]

He can just block the road like a snorlax.

 

[Poor Choices]

Critical Mass seems to be essentially a group of slightly more motivated ADFs. He'd fit right in. It wouldn't even matter that he can't ride a bike. He could help out just by standing in the road.

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Huh, that's entirely out of the book of police motorcycle escorts for parades, funerals, and diplotmats/politicians. Much anarchist?