Significant weight gain and dat mullet

[Papaya23]

My secret fear is that Likes and comments on pictures are as insincere as these, that's why I don't post a lot of my own

 

[Treblinkachu]

I think sometime I will make a collage of ADF's facial expression. I say facial expression because he only seems to have one.

 

[Strelok]

I thought homeless people are supposed to lose weight. Not gain it.

Not in America. You give a homeless man $5 for lunch what's all he can afford? McDolands or crap like it. Phil is the exact same way, except, frustratingly, he has the means to not eat that way, but blows it on tattoos instead.

 

[Ruin]

Not in America. You give a homeless man $5 for lunch what's all he can afford? McDolands or crap like it. Phil is the exact same way, except, frustratingly, he has the means to not eat that way, but blows it on tattoos instead.

He seems to take a lot of photos of himself with milkshakes.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

He seems to take a lot of photos of himself with milkshakes self care.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

I'm new to this ADF shit but does he really have a tattoo that says "Clitoral?"

 

[Morbid Boredom]

I'm new to this ADF shit but does he really have a tattoo that says "Clitoral?"

Yes, really.

Here are multiple pictures of Phil's arm tattoos.

Phil has a tattoo with the words "La Masa Clitoral" on his left hand. Masa is the word for dough.

(Also in one of those pictures, I spotted a Harry Potter pin that triangle-thing for the Rod of Lordly Might and the other major artifacts. Has Phil ever made fan-art of Hogwart's students as trans people?)

 

[Le Bateleur]

Yes, really.

Here are multiple pictures of Phil's arm tattoos.

Phil has a tattoo with the words "La Masa Clitoral" on his left hand. Masa is the word for dough.

Assuming he's attempting a play on the name of the Critical Mass cycling supremacist events, the "Masa" part actually seems to be the correct translation, for once.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Also in one of those pictures, I spotted a Harry Potter pin

I asked her about the deathly hallows pin once. She said when it's upside down like she wears it, it represents queer hp fans. So that's a thing.

Has Phil ever made fan-art of Hogwart's students as trans people?)

Not that I know of. Most of her fanart was of hetalia.

 

[Baryon Jones]

Assuming he's attempting a play on the name of the Critical Mass cycling supremacist events, the "Masa" part actually seems to be the correct translation, for once.

Critical mass sounds like the kind of entitled delusional groupthink that would attract ADF like flies to crap.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Assuming he's attempting a play on the name of the Critical Mass cycling supremacist events, the "Masa" part actually seems to be the correct translation, for once.

Yes, Hooves was trying to make a pun on "la masa crítica" but failed, because "la masa del clítoris" (the correct Spanish) is a shitty pun.

And "Clitoral Dough" is funny.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Yes, Hooves was trying to make a pun on "la masa crítica" but failed, because "la masa del clítoris" (the correct Spanish) is a shitty pun.

And "Clitoral Dough" is funny.

I thought masa meant shit?

 

[*Asterisk*]

I thought masa meant shit?

You're thinking of "mierda", mano.

Sin embargo, mis habilidades en español no es tan bueno como @Oglooger. Inquirir a él por una definición mejorada.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Sin embargo, mis habilidades en español no es tan bueno como @Oglooger. Inquirir a él por una definición mejorada.

Ooh, I think I got this. "But [something], I don't speak Spanish as well as @Oglooger. Ask [them?] for a definition [of something].

 

[Linako 2.0]

I thought masa meant shit?

masa means dough. you're thinking of mierda.

 

[Sleepyhead]

It looks like he cut his hair with his eyes closed using a butter knife.