🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Mundane Ralph]

I hate to put this out there, but I have a feeling Reethan is going to pussy out of IRL streaming in Tampa. He is just so fucking sensitive and is clearly on the edge as it is. I think he knows he’s not going to be able to roll with the punches when TTS starts blaring “KILL ALL NIGGERS!” I just don’t see it happening. He’s too weak and he knows it.

Maybe, but he also just got a new place with a 17 month lease with a girl man that doesn't have a job, will likely be paying a hefty sum in child support and is down to 35k in savings and can't even pull in $100 a stream anymore. He needs that IRL money badly.

 

[The Demon Baby]

I think he knows he’s not going to be able to roll with the punches when TTS starts blaring “KILL ALL NIGGERS!” I just don’t see it happening. He’s too weak and he knows it.

You wouldn't even need Keem Donos to send him over the edge, I'd wager one could do it by spamming this (if one were so inclined):

 

[Derpy]

I hate to put this out there, but I have a feeling Reethan is going to pussy out of IRL streaming in Tampa. He is just so fucking sensitive and is clearly on the edge as it is. I think he knows he’s not going to be able to roll with the punches when TTS starts blaring “KILL ALL NIGGERS!” I just don’t see it happening. He’s too weak and he knows it.

Well then, I am pretty sure that I heard Baked Alaska is going to Tampa
His IRL stream will probably be more entertaining anyways.
I have hope

 

[longtimelurkerfirsttimepo]

Didn't Ade say he suicide baited Nora?

Yes. On one of her streams apparently. If you do a thread search you can see people mentioning it, so I think it's just from what she has said.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Didn't Ade say he suicide baited Nora?

The only card I can see him holding if he wants to get custody is the mental condition of the mother, bring up the mental facility stay. Other than that, she holds all the other cards.

On what planet does anyone think Ralph is capable of caring for a newborn baby? The thought of him being left alone unsupervised for an hour with one is terrifying.

Ralph doesn’t want anything to do with this kid regardless of what bullshit he might spew. He was already offering to sign away his rights without any prompting. He’s obviously desperate for way to wash his hands of this baby and blame Vickers or Faith for doing so.

The idea he would “fight” for custody is hilarious, the only thing he will fight for is not paying a dime of child support.

 

[The Demon Baby]

Here's a fun activity:
Go to Nick Rekieta's stream and bring up Ralph in the chat and watch how quickly you get banned by the mods.

 

[AnOminous]

On what planet does anyone think Ralph is capable of caring for a newborn baby? The thought of him being left alone unsupervised for an hour with one is terrifying.

That shit ends with shaken baby syndrome when he goes into a drunken rage at the guntling crying.

 

[deeman]

Wich will be finally crumbling down first, Karenfarms or Ralphie?

 

[MeltyTW]

Here's a fun activity:
Go to Nick Rekieta's stream and bring up Ralph in the chat and watch how quickly you get banned by the mods.

why is he censoring his good friend ethan ralph?

 

[High Tea]

On what planet does anyone think Ralph is capable of caring for a newborn baby? The thought of him being left alone unsupervised for an hour with one is terrifying.

Ralph doesn’t want anything to do with this kid regardless of what bullshit he might spew. He was already offering to sign away his rights without any prompting. He’s obviously desperate for way to wash his hands of this baby and blame Vickers or Faith for doing so.

The idea he would “fight” for custody is hilarious, the only thing he will fight for is not paying a dime of child support.

Don't think he should. I was responding to a comment from someone stating what he would have to do in order to get custody. He would not be appropriate for many, many reasons, but if he wanted to, her mental status is the only tool he would have.

 

[EL NEGRO]

Ralph smiling profile picture next to all these messages really makes it.

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I imagine that if he really wants to have a fight over custody, in his current state (of being) I can't imagine he would have much of a chance at getting a child. I don't know what the relevant laws would be, but this is a man that lives in his Mother's crack-shack, is an alcoholic felon and has no stable job. I don't believe he will be winning a child custody case against the Vickers. Ralph is probably not going to give a fuck about the child anyway, so you may as well get some lemons out of him.

I do wonder if Faith did suggest something like that in the "Suicide bait" message directly after the "Revenge porn 3" one. Money comes up and Ralph threatens suicide, which I imagine is how he will be reacting to the child support payments.

Let me clarify, no way does Ralph get sole custody, but joint custody? Once the dust settles and Ethan calms down, he will more than likely fight to be in the child's life. Better negotiate some sort of deal now then to go through that headache. I'm looking at things from Mr V's perspective.

 

[The Demon Baby]

Don't think he should. I was responding to a comment from someone stating what he would have to do in order to get custody. He would not be appropriate for many, many reasons, but if he wanted to, her mental status is the only tool he would have.

I don't know about that. Family courts heavily favor the mother. The child would have to be in literal danger or she would be have to be smoking crack for the courts to even consider giving the kid to the father. One look at Ralph's arrest record would eliminate any slim chance he has (and that's if Faith was literally smoking crack).

In other news, Nick's guest ghosted him tonight (Ethan Van Sciver) and he is looking increasingly nervous. This is actually really funny. He's actually sweating while he attempts to cover for EVS' no show. EVS is a marketing whore for his comic books, so the fact that he just didn't show up is saying something.

 

[EL NEGRO]

I hate to put this out there, but I have a feeling Reethan is going to pussy out of IRL streaming in Tampa. He is just so fucking sensitive and is clearly on the edge as it is. I think he knows he’s not going to be able to roll with the punches when TTS starts blaring “KILL ALL NIGGERS!” I just don’t see it happening. He’s too weak and he knows it.

That would be stupid if Ethan did that, but I agree with you. He stands a good chance to make a whole lot of scratch from the weekend. Honestly he shouldn't let gay alogs get in the way of making money.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

"Say, "Your banana is soft and squishy""

Well, they both have enough lard on them to be at increased risk of ED, and the world would probably be a less fucked up place if some cabal used Ethan in that time travel experiment.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I don't know about that. Family courts heavily favor the mother. The child would have to be in literal danger or she would be have to be smoking crack for the courts to even consider giving the kid to the father. One look at Ralph's arrest record would eliminate any slim chance he has (and that's if Faith was literally smoking crack).

Yeah. Ralph has no substantially stable income. Even if Faith was deemed an unfit mother, her parents do have a business so a judge would take this into consideration and rule still not in Ralph's favor.

 

[EL NEGRO]

I don't know about that. Family courts heavily favor the mother. The child would have to be in literal danger or she would be have to be smoking crack for the courts to even consider giving the kid to the father. One look at Ralph's arrest record would eliminate any slim chance he has (and that's if Faith was literally smoking crack).

In other news, Nick's guest ghosted him tonight (Ethan Van Sciver) and he is looking increasingly nervous. This is actually really funny. He's actually sweating while he attempts to cover for EVS' no show. EVS is a marketing whore for his comic books, so the fact that he just didn't show up is saying something.

Ethan will be granted at the very least, visitation rights.

 

[MeltyTW]

Yeah. Ralph has no substantially stable income. Even if Faith was deemed an unfit mother, her parents do have a business so a judge would take this into consideration and rule still not in Ralph's favor.

i hope kf is pulled up as court evidence, id love knowing ethan had this thread pulled up in court

 

[PhoBingas]

Alright. Stream done. @Step Away From The Melon , sorry I didn't give you a link. I don't pay much attention to the farms if I'm sniping. If he's streaming tomorrow, I will make sure to send you a link. If I post the link here, Ralph will just flag it again.

Here's a fun activity:
Go to Nick Rekieta's stream and bring up Ralph in the chat and watch how quickly you get banned by the mods.

Gunt has been filtered in his chat since before september.

Ethan Ralph subforum? I'd support that but I want no part in moderating. Some of you think I'm just "chasing clout". I have fun sniping Ethan, and like tonight got to capture his little spergout with Vito. If it's really that big of a deal, and nobody in the group PM objects, I'll fire up OBS tomorrow and do a stream going through the ''super sekret gayop group".

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Don't think he should. I was responding to a comment from someone stating what he would have to do in order to get custody. He would not be appropriate for many, many reasons, but if he wanted to, her mental status is the only tool he would have.

I though his comment about “never taking a baby away from its mother” was hilarious. While he was hoping to sound noble it’s obvious what he meant it “that baby is 100% your problem to deal with, not mine.”

Let me clarify, no way does Ralph get sole custody, but joint custody? Once the dust settles and Ethan calms down, he will more than likely fight to be in the child's life. Better negotiate some sort of deal now then to go through that headache. I'm looking at things from Mr V's perspective.

No he won’t. He’s garbage. He will completely wash his hands of the kid but put all the blame for doing so on Faith and the Vickers to rationalize it.

I predict Ethan might see the kid once as a baby. Then he might meet him when the kid is a teenager and Ralph is in the hospital dying of liver failure/heart failure and the Vickers figure this is the last chance the kid will have to see first hand what a miserable heap of shit his dad was and can live the rest of its life thankful his dad ghosted.

 

[Derpy]

Let me clarify, no way does Ralph get sole custody, but joint custody? Once the dust settles and Ethan calms down, he will more than likely fight to be in the child's life. Better negotiate some sort of deal now then to go through that headache. I'm looking at things from Mr V's perspective.

The question is does Ralph have thousands of dollars to pay lawyers and fees?
Even then, visitation is all he can get and he will be ordered to pay at least %20 of his income in child support.