The Purpose: To hold off on playing games for as long as possible
I will say there is no inheritance there.
He definitely hasn't. His pigs always ask him what he had for dinner and it's usually one of the following: tuna casserole, turkey chili, turkey dogs, turkey burgers, turkey tacos, the custom, home made chicken bake and other frozen meals. This making pizza thing appeared like two weeks ago, and is allegedly something they have been doing every Saturday. But he hasn't brought it up once since they started doing it until now. Not very believable since food is the only thing he likes talking about (like that awful subway rant).
Always with the laziness.
In addition to what other people have already said, he claims that he uses the pre-stream to preemptively address all the stream viewers' questions about his opinion on current events and recent drama so that these kinds of off-topic, non-gameplay related questions don't shit up the gameplay stream. To a great extent, the pre-streams basically replace the old vlogs and Ask The King segments in that they give him a daily opportunity to hold court and give his hot takes on the issue of the day to his captive paypig and wheelchair audience.
Did his list include these ingredients, because this is what Phil means when he says he made "homemade" pizza.
Yes, and Phil's script he says every single day along with talking down to his wheelchairs give him the aura that he's important and a big shot. When in reality Phil is repeating himself to the same ~100 losers laughing at him with barely any new viewers.
It ain't easy being a quarter italian out here *snort* they trynna keep us down and oppress us *snort*. We wuz Roman Emperors and shiet ack ack ack.
I think Phil did actually cut down on fast food in the later Leanna and especially early Katherine years when she was still somewhat attractive. But, once Katherine started putting on the pounds and loving those mashed potatoes, Phil's probably back to loving fast food. And it shows as he's clearly put on some pounds throughout 2020.
Since I found my Phail quote: "WHO GIVES A FUCK?!?!?!" DSPerate 11-6-2020
In Phil's mind, he may only see the money he has right now as actually existing. And that money must be spent right away because he has earned it and it is his to enjoy.
The absolute spedlad.
Next checks should be on the 15th.
Phil insulted multiple paypigs who disliked his halloween event. That may be a reason why. He still has retards like Ripley Atomic willing to give him hundreds, but it seems like multiple whales are unhappy with him.
How many whales are left anyway? It's fuckin' crazy how he was spouting a dollar a month can help him a year or so ago even then he didn't beg this hard before. He's clearly makin more money doing this but still begs even harder.
Stall for two hours. Play 60% of the promised games. Take three hours worth of breaks. Made all his money in the first hour.
