DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Lying. Delusional.

I know who is the loser here...


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The amount of contradictions and blatant bald ass assertions in this one post is absolutely mind-blowing. All in favor of renaming the No True Scotsman fallacy the "No True Stream Regular Fallacy?"

So on the whole wanting to see Phil rage makes you a troll thing, in Phil's gin soaked mind if you vote for something because you want to see him rage then you aren't a true fan and a dirty troll. However, if its the Rage-A-Thon and you vote for a game that makes him rage it has to be for the sole purpose of over the top "Whaaaaaat? Cahmaaaaan dooood that was bullshit hahaha" type of rage not the type of rage that makes Phil legitimately angry, despite the fact that is what he is known for. So if you voted for Team Fortress 2 you wanted to see him rage and if you liked it then you are a troll.

This is why Phil loses so many supporters and fans over the years because he labels you into this camp where if you dont agree with him he will insult you and then paint you with a broad stroke as a troll or detractor who personally hates him and wants to see him suffer. I'm sure there are certain fans of his like that who want to see him rage so they can point and laugh but I hate how Phil has to be so literal and serious all the time. Why bother doing viewers choice or rage-a-thons? How about he asks his fans to pick a list of five games and then he chooses the top three that interest him?

 

[harbinger]

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ALERT! ALERT! PP Burnell needs YOUR HELP. Simply follow the enclosed instructions.
Step 1: STEP THE FUCK UP YOUTUBE AUDIENCE
Step 2: Send your bank account numbers and or credit card information directly to his email.

The greed has skyrocketed. Vest Streak has made him greedy beyond what we've ever seen before.

I don’t know. That doesn’t read like a tweet from a “successful” streamer.

 

[Iron Father]

Lying. Delusional.

I know who is the loser here...


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"My target audience are positive people who want to enjoy gaming and life" = anybody willing to give me lots of money, handhold me through my playthroughs and never question anything I say.

 

[MoonRocker]

This nigga literally tried flexing on da trolls by insinuating that shaking his tin can cup long and hard enough to garner $286 is some kind of successful accomplishment.

This is fucking amazing. Only in Philirizistan would a 38 year old man dressing up in two shitty Halloween costumes, making a complete ass of himself to generate around $35/hr would be considered something to brag about.

The pig is completely delusional. He has no idea what real success is and the amounts of money generated by people actually going outside of their comfort zones who take risks to make real money. Not shekels appropriated from an audience of absolute weirdoes and subhuman degenerates, literally scamming his way into a life without dignity or pride from the comfort of his mediocre middle unit condo located in the middle of nowhere suburbia.

The DSPverse sometimes resembles the Twilight Zone in relation to reality. The levels of mental gymnastics that Phil continuously performs in his own head to justify his existence and subsequent survival is truly one of the craziest phenomenons of cognitive dissonance I’ve ever witnessed in my entire life.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Lying. Delusional.

I know who is the loser here...


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His fans complained team fortress 2 is an old game and wanted Dino crisis...and even older game....

 

[gaarashatan]

yall member when phil was getting hit by pyromancy in dark souls and he ree'd "FIREBALLS DONT CURVE LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE" sometimes i remember it and laugh at the stupidity

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

yall member when phil was getting hit by pyromancy in dark souls and he ree'd "FIREBALLS DONT CURVE LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE" sometimes i remember it and laugh at the stupidity

I remember him saying dumb shit like this all the time, coincidentally whenever he bitches about realism and how in real life this wouldn't have worked it's always in some cartoony as fuck game or a game that clearly has fantasy elements in it. He never does it in something with realistic elements and aesthetic all around like Ghost of Tsushimuh for example. It's always KAMAHN IF A 10 FOOT GIANT HIT ME WITH HIS SELF DEFENSE HATCHET IN REAL LIFE I WOULDN'T FLY BACK 100 FEET AND FALL TO MY DEATH DOOD!

 

[PieceofShet]

yall member when phil was getting hit by pyromancy in dark souls and he ree'd "FIREBALLS DONT CURVE LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE" sometimes i remember it and laugh at the stupidity

Was it in dark souls? Because i remember the exact same thing from Oblivion.

 

[gaarashatan]

Was it in dark souls? Because i remember the exact same thing from Oblivion.

i wanna say it was since arrows/magic has a slight track in it. and will curve to hit you

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

i wanna say it was since arrows/magic has a slight track in it. and will curve to hit you

So it was Dark Souls 2 then, gotta love those curving arrows and magic that go through walls in that game.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Still chasing that clout. Its almost like new consoles coming out.

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Phil's gonna sue them for copying Khet's likeness into their game.

 

[PieceofShet]

O shit, I didnt notice. DSP rewrote the topic name.

remember when he edited the users posts?

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

There is, what appears to be, a terrible movie named "Spree" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX7V6j7-9_o
(OK, I'm putting a link but don't click it!)

It could be about an unlikable douche who fails at making it as a "content creator" for over 10 years. He then becomes a serial killer? Not sure, I'm barely 4 minutes in and it seems to be some poorly scripted leftist propaganda. Who could have guessed!

Then this screen popped up, which made me laugh. Seems rather familiar...

 

[PieceofShet]

There is, what appears to be, a terrible movie named "Spree" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX7V6j7-9_o
(OK, I'm putting a link but don't click it!)

It could be about an unlikable douche who fails at making it as a "content creator" for over 10 years. He then becomes a serial killer? Not sure, I'm barely 4 minutes in and it seems to be some poorly scripted leftist propaganda. Who could have guessed!

Then this screen popped up, which made me laugh. Seems rather familiar...

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I heard its a good movie.

 

[samovski]

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"My target audience are positive people who want to enjoy gaming and life" = anybody willing to give me lots of money, handhold me through my playthroughs and never question anything I say.

I wonder if there is anyone he'd actually listen to. Ain't his parents, ain't his paying customers, ain't his tractors. Does he have anyone at all he can actually talk to and bounce ideas off of? Wonder if he asks Kat's advice or if he sees her as a failed streamer? Just a boring old bitch spouting the same shit he was a decade ago verbatim. He's not even fun to poke anymore.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

O shit, I didnt notice. DSP rewrote the topic name.

remember when he edited the users posts?

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He's so salty. Wow.
By the way, some dude on that same thread predicted exactly what Phil was going to do.

 

[Iron Hamster]

LMAO he just shit on Superblindman by name saying the only reason he got a ps5 early was because he's disabled.

Edit: "Superblindman isn't making a shit ton of money from getting it early, unlike the other shitheads."
Confirmed: If you get something early, it's okay. But if you use it to make money you're a shithead. Call back to his Dark Souls 3 shenanigans.

Edit 2: Another slip up. "WE pre ordered OUR ps5 the night it went up."
He definitely ordered one for Khet too. That explains why he was begging for 1000-2000$

lol. Soooooooooooo butthurt someone entertaining that doesn't insult their audience got something he wanted.

Hi Phail!

This nigga literally tried flexing on da trolls by insinuating that shaking his tin can cup long and hard enough to garner $286 is some kind of successful accomplishment.

Wow. Chat was mentioning it that much huh? Because we know he doesn't mention money at all. He told us so.

O shit, I didnt notice. DSP rewrote the topic name.

remember when he edited the users posts?

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Ha. There's no way. He tooooootally doesn't care.

 

[Overcooked Raccoon]

"My target audience are positive people who want to enjoy gaming and life" = anybody willing to give me lots of money, handhold me through my playthroughs and never question anything I say.

I was gonna say something on the lines the only positive people he wants are the people who tip to make sure his bank account stays in the positive.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

I heard its a good movie.

It's the difference between a good movie and a different movie. Tards always cream off over something that's different but that doesn't make it good. The Blair Witch, Paranormal Activity... these films destroy box office records because they're different. Watching unlikable dipshits wander around low budget sets, drearily ad-libbing nonsene is not good cinema. Those turds have all been flushed and forgotten, so will this.

My benchmark for a movie is would you take your future wife to see it or leave it to her in the divorce settlement? I have an intimidating collection of movies for my future ex-wife.

 

[PieceofShet]