🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Whatthefuck]

He should be able to conceal his hand well enough with those eight fingers on his left hand. Rusty isn't cut out for poker. He has the face for it, but definitely not the temperament. Patience and strategy aren't really his strong suits, so to speak. He'd likely get booted for harassing a waitress. It would be a shit show I'd love to watch, but I know we'll never get to that saga. He's not going to Vegas. He's not going anywhere. His parents surely help him out with bills and whatever he can't cover when he chimps out and loses or quits a job. They are nice Mormon people who have let him slide his entire life, but I think moving to Vegas on their dime would be a bridge too far.

Oh God, can you picture him trying to play poker?

 

[DarkAlien]

 

[Hamsteroid]

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The country is saved

 

[Whatthefuck]

The country is saved

Well, we know all the pundits were just waiting on the all important gimp narcissist vote to call the election. It's over boys, whatever Rusty says, goes.

 

[break these cuffs]

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Just wear a fucking hat if you're going to go out looking like that, Christ.

 

[CWCissey]

The country is saved

Any Kiwi vote counters in Utah, look out for the ballot paper that has been dribbled on and report back on how he voted!

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

He looks much more greasy than usual.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He should be able to conceal his hand well enough with those eight fingers on his left hand. Rusty isn't cut out for poker. He has the face for it, but definitely not the temperament. Patience and strategy aren't really his strong suits, so to speak. He'd likely get booted for harassing a waitress. It would be a shit show I'd love to watch, but I know we'll never get to that saga. He's not going to Vegas. He's not going anywhere. His parents surely help him out with bills and whatever he can't cover when he chimps out and loses or quits a job. They are nice Mormon people who have let him slide his entire life, but I think moving to Vegas on their dime would be a bridge too far.

I want him to almost be ready to go to Vegas, then get told he can't move until his probation is up.

I'd imagine he'd do that angry head thrash possibly coupled with a dramatic glasses removal, CWC style.

Then he explains why it's so cool and dramatic he removed his glasses the way he did.

 

[Easy Peasy]

There was a pretty big push for vote by mail and vote early in Utah. What a sped.

 

[DopeaddictKitten]

Every time we see him he looks noticably more gaunt, creepy lmao

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Every time we see him he looks noticably more gaunt, creepy lmao

Pretty certain his diet isn't helping at all.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Actually I’d love to see the version someone alluded to earlier where Russhole picks up the one hooker that ends up being an undercover vice cop and he ends up slurping impotently in a holding cell about how he was only arrested because he’s disabled, and how that bitch of a cop discriminated against him because she doesn’t like nice guys.

God, I hope he resists arrest. Would be damn sweet.

 

[JustSomeDong]

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Gotta get that sticker. Tards love participation trophies.

 

[Totally Awesome]

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I don't understand why some people stick their nose out of the mask. It negates having the mask because coronavirus can go right up the nostrils.

 

[Kosher Salt]

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As usual he's rocking that "just got a swirly" look.

 

[Constellationzero]

Gotta get that sticker. Tards love participation trophies.

They should've given him a bar of soap instead.

But what am I thinking...he wouldn't know what to do with it.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

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What the fuck did he do to his phone camera, stick his finger in his greasy hair and directly smear it on the lenses? Or is that just the mid-afternoon Utah fog rolling in?

 

[DrJonesHat]

God, I hope he resists arrest. Would be damn sweet.

He won't. He folds when confronted with authority.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Russell's FB updates sound like something an 11-year old girl would post.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I don't understand why some people stick their nose out of the mask. It negates having the mask because coronavirus can go right up the nostrils.

I'm fairly certain Russell only wears the mask to cover up his deformed mouth, just like how in his gym selfies he holds the camera over his mouth. Just another way for him to pretend for a few brief moments that he isn't disabled.

What the fuck did he do to his phone camera, stick his finger in his greasy hair and directly smear it on the lenses? Or is that just the mid-afternoon Utah fog rolling in?

I imagine Russell breathes through his mouth a lot and the lens is all fogged up.