🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[ShortBusDriver]

Which video is this from? Is he being interviewed in an official capacity about his lolsuits?

He can’t get a job in ASL because it relies heavily on facial movement and expression. He did supposedly learn it as a kid and was supposedly an ASL translator on his mission, but if you know the basics you know he can’t communicate that way either.

He's got a hell of a poker face tho'

 

[DrJonesHat]

Not to mention, decriminalization, usually anchored in the nordic model, criminalizes the buyer which would cause Russ to lose his mind.

The current push is for full decriminalization, which would remove penalties for buying and selling sex. But, with that push comes a push to repeal FOSTA so sex workers could restart sites that list problem clients. Russ would be blacklisted so fast it would break the laws of causality.

 

[nemesisAF]

He's got a hell of a poker face tho'

Ehh, I see Russell as having other tells. Vocal ones (along the line of “ what the frick” and “a wooo hoooo” perhaps), posture, I can’t imagine him winning much there. Plus, he’d insist his Pair of 3s should best a full house because he’s handicapped, and if you only understood the cards he discarded, you understand all the effort he put into getting that pair where the other guy just Chadded his way into getting the full house.

 

[Chungus]

Ehh, I see Russell as having other tells. Vocal ones (along the line of “ what the frick” and “a wooo hoooo” perhaps), posture, I can’t imagine him winning much there. Plus, he’d insist his Pair of 3s should best a full house because he’s handicapped, and if you only understood the cards he discarded, you understand all the effort he put into getting that pair where the other guy just Chadded his way into getting the full house.

Can you imagine bluffing that retard out of a big pot and then being threatened with legal action after.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Can you imagine bluffing that retard out of a big pot and then being threatened with legal action after.

He was TRYING to win that pot to impress the waitress! And you ruined his chances because you hate the disabled! He was gonna take that grand and buy her a cup of Coldstone ice cream (medium size, no toppings), or perhaps something off the cheaper side of the menu at Olive Garden!

I guess nice guys really DO finish last *throws cards petulantly down onto table*

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

He was TRYING to win that pot to impress the waitress! And you ruined his chances because you hate the disabled! He was gonna take that grand and buy her a cup of Coldstone ice cream (medium size, no toppings), or perhaps something off the cheaper side of the menu at Olive Garden!

I guess nice guys really DO finish last *throws cards petulantly down onto table*

It's not Russ's he crapped out, the dealer was obviously biased, the dice were rigged! He clearly heard the dealer tell the pit boss he hated disabled people! He was probably hired by Skordas!

*Edit: Hit the reply button by accident before I was done*

 

[DarkAlien]

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Wyświetl załącznik 1702755

And in the first time in election history, a candidate received negative votes

 

[The Dude]

He can’t get a job in ASL because it relies heavily on facial movement and expression. He did supposedly learn it as a kid and was supposedly an ASL translator on his mission, but if you know the basics you know he can’t communicate that way either.

One of the criteria for getting SSDI is loss of speech, by any method. Loss meaning “hard to understand, unintelligible, unsustainable” etc. There’s Russ’s in right there. He also may have received it as a child, back when he wasn’t eating except through a tube, and if his IQ was tested low he was even more sure to have received it-parents can do it for a child. Whether it continues on into adulthood or you have to reapply at 18, I don’t know. But just the speech thing would enable a doctor to sign off on it.

He may very well have a base government salary, and his job reduces it when he works, but when he doesn’t work he can count on it. and it’s not super high because he hasn’t worked much. Which is why he’s never concerned when out of work and can just walk away from a job if the bus schedules don’t line up.

Anyway, we’ll probably never know but it’s an interesting thought.

Russ is going to think everybody is a hooker. Like in Times Square, there are people in costume along the strip, including women dressed as the old-fashioned show-girls, with feathered headdresses and skimpy outfits that want money for a photo. Russ probably won’t understand that the Sinatra days are over and those aren’t real showgirls, and will hit on them, thinking they can get him backstage. (Lots of them are fat and dumpy too, so his reaction to that would be priceless).

A Russ on the Strip chapter would be great. I hope it happens!

IIRC a big part of Russ dropping ASL is because deaf people thought he was retarded because he couldn't use his facial expressions to convey what he was signing properly. Which, I mean, MOST people thing Russhole is retarded...sooo...

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Russell once posted a while back about why he doesn't do online gambling and I think you guys are right on the money: Wyświetl załącznik 1702890
His ego is such an irritating thing to me. He can't go a single post without reminding everyone what a great guy or downtrodden victim he is.

Sorry to be that guy, but his post says "gaming" not "gambling". But that's actually funnier because he says he hates it when people "aren't cheating, but creating an unfair advantage for themselves".

Isn't that just called "being good at a game"?

"Well, no, you followed all the rules of chess perfectly, but I'm still mad at you because you created an advantage for yourself by thinking more than one move ahead. Very poor sportsmanship, that."

You're right though, anyone who has a higher IQ or a more attractive body or properly-functioning facial nerves has an unfair advantage over poor Russ and we should all Harrison Bergeron ourselves down to his level so things are more fair. I guess.

 

[The Dude]

Russell once posted a while back about why he doesn't do online gambling and I think you guys are right on the money: Wyświetl załącznik 1702890
His ego is such an irritating thing to me. He can't go a single post without reminding everyone what a great guy or downtrodden victim he is.

That FB post is peak Russhole. In that one little paragraph you can see what he's all about. He's not upset because people are cheating, but because people are BETTER AT A GAME than him. He's literally having a tantrum because the other players aren't LETTING HIM WIN. Such entitlement, much Shit-lips, wow.

 

[Crispeacock]

Russ is a petulant child, hes never grown up, he still thinks crying and tantrums will help him, and crying to "mum and dad" (or in his case the law)

 

[AnOminous]

If he's going to Vegas he should learn to play poker, maybe the only thing where his gimp face might actually help him.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Sorry to be that guy, but his post says "gaming" not "gambling". But that's actually funnier because he says he hates it when people "aren't cheating, but creating an unfair advantage for themselves".

Isn't that just called "being good at a game"?

"Well, no, you followed all the rules of chess perfectly, but I'm still mad at you because you created an advantage for yourself by thinking more than one move ahead. Very poor sportsmanship, that."

You're right though, anyone who has a higher IQ or a more attractive body or properly-functioning facial nerves has an unfair advantage over poor Russ and we should all Harrison Bergeron ourselves down to his level so things are more fair. I guess.

Ugh, should've seen that. But you're right, it does give a look into how he views losing. Anything where he isn't the absolute winner, zero questions asked, is unfair. Just like how it's not fair that the entertainment industry won't make him famous despite his total lack of talent and zero actual passion, only a vague fame fantasy and a massive entitlement complex.

 

[Dorkasaurus]

He's got a hell of a poker face tho'

Oh God, can you picture him trying to play poker?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Oh God, can you picture him trying to play poker?

I imagine if he had a good hand he'd switch into vacantly zoning out imagining that he's just hours from finally pounding Taylor Swift's asshole with his bent Hammer of Justice while lighting up a cigar with a 100$ bill, and if he had a bad hand he'd switch into the seething mode we saw in the court streams.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

As it was mentioned before, Rusty will most likely have so many other tells when it comes to poker. His face may be paralyzed, but his body isn't. His mouth breathing alone can be the most direct tell as to whether or not he has a good hand. His posture also conveys some hints. I wouldn't be surprised if his drooling acts as a tell too.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Oh God, can you picture him trying to play poker?

He can mark the cards with slobber stains

As it was mentioned before, Rusty will most likely have so many other tells when it comes to poker. His face may be paralyzed, but his body isn't. His mouth breathing alone can be the most direct tell as to whether or not he has a good hand. His posture also conveys some hints. I wouldn't be surprised if his drooling acts as a tell too.

Don't forget the head tightening

 

[Hamsteroid]

Don't forget the head tightening

If you're a phrenologist you can probably guess his hand just by the location and size of the forming trauma lumps.

 

[The Great Citracett]

As it was mentioned before, Rusty will most likely have so many other tells when it comes to poker. His face may be paralyzed, but his body isn't. His mouth breathing alone can be the most direct tell as to whether or not he has a good hand. His posture also conveys some hints. I wouldn't be surprised if his drooling acts as a tell too.

I'd imagine he'd do that angry head thrash possibly coupled with a dramatic glasses removal, CWC style.