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[Lhotse]

So... transitioning for 1.5 years, has 8-month-old twins... which means he started transitioning shortly after his wife found out she was pregnant. How could he be less of a living, breathing cliché?

My wife is getting more attention than me, how do I fix this?

 

[Cringey Edgelord]

Let's all take a moment to admire this guy's brother for his expert avoidance of troon drama in the lead up to his wedding.
Congratulations troon's little brother, and thanks for the laugh!

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

Let's all take a moment to admire this guy's brother for his expert avoidance of troon drama in the lead up to his wedding.
Congratulations troon's little brother, and thanks for the laugh!

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He answered his own question. No, you're not justified in feeling upset, you literally admitted you're a non-passing trans person.
While virtually 0 trans people pass 100% of the time as their desired sex, someone who looks unambiguously male attempting to dress as a woman is exactly the kind of eyesore one doesn't want at their wedding.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

He answered his own question. No, you're not justified in feeling upset, you literally admitted you're a non-passing trans person.
While virtually 0 trans people pass 100% of the time as their desired sex, someone who looks unambiguously male attempting to dress as a woman is exactly the kind of eyesore one doesn't want at their wedding.

God, I wouldn't even invite them, they should be happy they got even that.

Oh, and reading between the lines, what he *actually* means is: I am a SPR SPESHUL TOTES UWU PRINCESS and I wanted to be a bridesmaid because MUH GENDER AFFIRMING CARE YOU ARE LITERALLY KILLING ME, BIGOT!!!! and boy fucking howdy, am I ever salty about not being asked to be a bridesmaid, ponce about in a goddamn frock, and being afforded the opportunity to make this all about me, and my fetish. Am I badbadbad for being sadsadsad about this all gorls?????


Christ these people are so goddamn transparent.

 

[ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes]

He answered his own question. No, you're not justified in feeling upset, you literally admitted you're a non-passing trans person.
While virtually 0 trans people pass 100% of the time as their desired sex, someone who looks unambiguously male attempting to dress as a woman is exactly the kind of eyesore one doesn't want at their wedding.

Yup. Plus it’s generally the bride who chooses her bridesmaids (and traditionally across most cultures, it’s the brides parents who cough up the most of the cash to pay for the wedding) and no one wants their future husband’s brother at the wedding dress shop/bridal shower/hen do. The mere thought of my brother in law in a wig, drinking fizzy wine with my friends while they all try on satin monstrosities has me cackling to myself.
Imagine that being your reality?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

God, I wouldn't even invite them, they should be happy they got even that.

Oh, and reading between the lines, what he *actually* means is: I am a SPR SPESHUL TOTES UWU PRINCESS and I wanted to be a bridesmaid because MUH GENDER AFFIRMING CARE YOU ARE LITERALLY KILLING ME, BIGOT!!!! and boy fucking howdy, am I ever salty about not being asked to be a bridesmaid, ponce about in a goddamn frock, and being afforded the opportunity to make this all about me, and my fetish. Am I badbadbad for being sadsadsad about this all gorls?????


Christ these people are so goddamn transparent.

Bet he's lying, and he showed up to another family wedding dressed like this.

 

[Kirkorov]

God, I wouldn't even invite them, they should be happy they got even that.

Oh, and reading between the lines, what he *actually* means is: I am a SPR SPESHUL TOTES UWU PRINCESS and I wanted to be a bridesmaid because MUH GENDER AFFIRMING CARE YOU ARE LITERALLY KILLING ME, BIGOT!!!! and boy fucking howdy, am I ever salty about not being asked to be a bridesmaid, ponce about in a goddamn frock, and being afforded the opportunity to make this all about me, and my fetish. Am I badbadbad for being sadsadsad about this all gorls?????


Christ these people are so goddamn transparent.

No troon would have been happy being asked to be a groomsmen. The instant they declare they're a true and honest wamman, it becomes 95% of their personality and focus, and every interaction they have in daily life becomes a validation test. His brother didn't want his wedding to be a circus sideshow, and probably knew that his troon sibling would demand to be a bridesmaid, adding more stress to the wedding plans. God forbid he wants the day to be about him and his wife over a knuckle-dragging goblin spectacle, shoe-horned into a formal dress with flowers in his hair.

and as @ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes said, he would get off on the ritual of bridesmaid shit, making things horrible for his soon to be sister-in-law.

 

[remiem]

You raise a valid point. I think that's part of why there's so much focus on "accepting" and girldick and shit like that. Because if the wives were really made aware of how much power they really do have, and if they weren't scared of being "cancelled", they could nip this shit in the bud.

She has no power. She's just making it very clear that if he continues, she's gone. There's no ifs, ands, buts, or maybes. Her mind is made up, she's not interested in knowing, loving, being without sex, or staying together for the kids. The cards for her are on the table and he just wasn't expecting for her to have the balls to hit him with that in current era. This guy immediately went to fish for e-support to get the confidence back in order to stand up to her and tell her he can't just put his fetish back in the closet . He claims if he knew it was between transitioning and his family are bullshit. He got her pregnant and then trooned out so he'd have consistent hooks into her for the next 20+ years.

Keep an eye on his username because I guarantee we'll see a cycle of threads of- I couldn't go back in the closet told my wife- then -Getting a divorce, woe is me- and probably -My Ex turned the kids against me so they won't call me mommy-

 

[Putin Bot]

I think there was an AITA post on reddit that was similar to this. It was the groom's brother who was a troon and wanted to be bridesmaid. Initially the bride agreed, until the troon wanted to wear an inappropriate outfit to the wedding that didn't match the other bridesmaids gowns and definitely would take away attention from the bride, and was generally obnoxious and kept trying to get the bride to change stuff in the wedding to suit him, until finally the groom and bride both got fed up and banned him from even attending the wedding.

Give a troon an inch, and they'll try to make it a mile.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No troon would have been happy being asked to be a groomsmen. The instant they declare they're a true and honest wamman, it becomes 95% of their personality and focus, and every interaction they have in daily life becomes a validation test. His brother didn't want his wedding to be a circus sideshow, and probably knew that his troon sibling would demand to be a bridesmaid, adding more stress to the wedding plans. God forbid he wants the day to be about him and his wife over a knuckle-dragging goblin spectacle, shoe-horned into a formal dress with flowers in his hair.

and as @ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes said, he would get off on the ritual of bridesmaid shit, making things horrible for his soon to be sister-in-law.

Can you imagine if he forced his sister in law to invite him to the bachelorette party? "Alright ladies, who's ready to play pin the anus on the male stripper?!"

 

[Kirkorov]

Can you imagine if he forced his sister in law to invite him to the bachelorette party? "Alright ladies, who's ready to play pin the anus on the male stripper?!"

My wife just had to be a bridesmaid, and some of the activities were so hyper-feminine she barely survived. A troon would just suck the life out of every outing, gorging on the girliness of it all.
For example, going to "high tea". Picture fine china with scones, devonshire cream and jams. The ladies dress up, look classy, like something out of Downton Abbey.
Then imagine a 6 foot, barrel chest man with stubble lumbering his way around linen table cloths in stilettos, striped thigh high stockings in trans flag colours and his most glittery cat ears.
That's when the bride and her friends die on the inside.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I think there was an AITA post on reddit that was similar to this. It was the groom's brother who was a troon and wanted to be bridesmaid. Initially the bride agreed, until the troon wanted to wear an inappropriate outfit to the wedding that didn't match the other bridesmaids gowns and definitely would take away attention from the bride, and was generally obnoxious and kept trying to get the bride to change stuff in the wedding to suit him, until finally the groom and bride both got fed up and banned him from even attending the wedding.

Give a troon an inch, and they'll try to make it a mile.

Got a source for this? Would love to read it.

 

[DoTheDrew]

Link? Sounds interesting.

Sorry, lost in the sands of time. I would have linked it otherwise.

 

[Putin Bot]

Got a source for this? Would love to read it.

EDIT: Ok my bad, this might be the post I'm thinking of. I don't know, all these troons trying to steal the attention at weddings seem to blend in together.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/fc7by7/aita_for_uninviting_my_transgender_sibling_from/

Throwaway. I'll try to keep it to the point. Basically, my fiance and I are getting married soon, in about 4 months. Our families are all going to be there, including all of my extended family from around the country.

My sibling (this is new to me so it's hard to imagine them as my sister when I've always known them as my brother) is also flying in to see me. Well they were going to at least.

We grew up pretty close and usually share everything with each other. The other day, they called me and told me they were identifying as a woman, and wanted to be called Stella. I was shocked and still am honestly, but I love them regardless.

Anyway, they, she (it's really hard to wrap my mind around right now, please be patient) wanted to come out to the family at my wedding. She wanted to come to the wedding with a dress, wig, fake breasts on, heels, the whole works. I told her that maybe that would be really shocking to everyone and steal the spotlight from my bride. She said she could come as Dave and at the reception change and reveal Stella.

That seemed like it would take even more of the spotlight. I asked if she could just come out afterwards, or even before, just not on the wedding day. She said that, because her job is new and she doesn't have many days off yet, she wouldn't be able to stay more than the one day.

While I get that not everyone can stay to socialize, I don't think this is the day to reveal it to family. It's a big deal and will definitely take attention from my bride (who agrees.)

I've tried negotiating but she's adamant that the family never gets together anymore, and this is possibly her only opportunity for a big reveal. When I asked why she needs such a big reveal, she got angry and asked if I was transphobic.

Eventually, I told her she can't come to the wedding, because I won't have the day turn into something completely about her.

My fiance is grateful for what I did, but I'm worried I've strained relations with my sibling. AITA?

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

Let's all take a moment to admire this guy's brother for his expert avoidance of troon drama in the lead up to his wedding.
Congratulations troon's little brother, and thanks for the laugh!

Sounds like every 'cis' woman around a wedding, they're half way to passing already. They've got the female bitchy histrionic attention seeking nightmare behaviour down pat.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

This is why women are more likely to detransition than men, because unless they're fujo, it's not for the fetish. Since they're typically not sexually fueled, they're more likely to listen to reason.

Well, maybe, but I also think men are just more likely to end up treating FTMs as men - ie they ignore them and don't give them validation.

 

[NoReturn]

Well, maybe, but I also think men are just more likely to end up treating FTMs as men - ie they ignore them and don't give them validation.

Both sides think the other has it on "easy mode" not realizing there are things that suck about both, looool

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Vinegar douche? I need an adult

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[Sinner's Sandwich]

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LMAO the commenters compare inverted dicks to vaginas.

look into probiotics for vaginal health. It might be worthwhile to try something like a boric acid suppository or women's probiotic supplement to get your vaginal bacteria back into a healthy balance. But first, talk to your gynecologist.

An inverted penises isn't the same environment as an actual female sexual organ. These men have no vaginal bacteria. They can marinate in probiotics and it won't do shit.

 

[Prolego]

It's not just about opening pickle jars, you know

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Is that the troon playlist equivalent of Kylie Minogue, Liza Minnelli and Judy Garland?

You're not the Messiah .....

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Hilariously, the replies are full of troons offering to do her homework for her. How long till one of those pedos asks if he can carry her books to school as well?