🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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>Paying for faith to come home and live with you for free while she has the guntspawn inside of her
>Knowing she will go back to live a complete degenerate lifestyle where she gets high and drunk everyday with the starfishdefiler.
>Leaving you to raise half of what you love, half of what you hate for 18 years on your dime.
>Knowing that she will eventually marry said starfishdefiler
>Knowing the starfishdefiler will divorce her and leave all of her acumlated debt for you to pay.
Guys i hope i never have a daughter shit like this would be the end of me.
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This is just my observation and I've said it before and want to expand on it because it is a cautionary tale.

Once your children are teenagers, you need to stop being reactive with your parenting. An example of this is the Vickers pulling Faith out of school because she was being harrassed. As a parent, when something like this happens you need to hold yourself back and say, "Oh wow that's really fucked up, what do you think you should do?"

As a teenager, you should have the fucking social skills to learn how to mend bridges, fight your own battles or learn to just not give a shit. Of course some crazy retard faggot Faith gets involved with threatens to kill her. She is a drama whore who is impervious to circumstances so she repeatedly touches the stove with crazies. They pull her out of school and she fails to learn a valuable lesson that can't be taught except for by experience.

Faith was being harrassed by Chris Kerr and her dad steps in and calls Chris' fucking dad. One of the most valuable lessons a woman can learn is how to tell a guy to fuck off. We have a #me too movement in universities right now because assholes push and these women haven't learned the art of saying fuck off properly, so guys don't get that the soft, pathetic no isn't just part of a cat and mouse roleplay and their lives are over when the girl cries rape. Both parties are cunts but this could have easily been avoided.

Now you have this retarded legal adult with no social experiences who has spent her whole life with the only friends she has as internet friends. She can get high, get knocked up and involve herself with men that are the bottom of the barrel, but her ability to manage her own life has been completely retarded by her well meaning parents. Even now she knows once she gets sick of Ralph, she can just go back home and her parents will raise the kid.
 
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I am struggling to stay awake, but I'm doing my damndest. Plus I have cheddar Bay biscuits, though I put too much Old Bay in them. Oh well.

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/2/20
  • Ralph is yelling & butchering Ric Flair quotes through the entirety of the Bojack intro. Settle down, sped.
  • [Ralphless guitar intro]
  • Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to Ralph cucked to DLive just like Joe Rogan cucked to Spotify because he enjoys the taste of Chinese dick. I am your host BOLDYSPICY
  • Rex Jones was suspended on Twitter for wishing death on a person wishing death on Ron Paul
  • Ralph has been smoking since he was 12 which explains a lot
  • Rex Jones sounds like an autistic little kid, holy fuck. I can't believe he's eighteen
  • Rex is mad Far-Right trolls are making normies think he & Ralph are retarded. I wouldn't worry about that, kiddo.
  • Rex gives his hot takes on how to win arguments against liberals
  • Ralph tells a Nora story. The "Arab store" clerk asked about Nora & Ralph didn't have the heart to tell him they were divorced.
  • Ralph can't be flagged for copyrighted music because reasons
  • "What if I was Q? & you didn't know?"
  • Jesus Christ I think Rex Jones might be retarded.
  • Rex shills Alex Jones' Brainforce product.
  • Rex asks if Ralph has used a colloidal silver enema. "Don't you want to be healthy?"
  • Rex tells us ethanol is poison
  • Rex tells us how to feed fish
  • Rex wants to be Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained
  • Thirsting over Margot Robbie
  • The only way we can get Gator to defect is if Margot Robbie told him to
  • Rex idolizes Ralph but would gut him for a chance to smash Margot Robbie
  • Rex took a shit in Chipotle, went into the women's restroom, & told an old woman in there that he was a woman
  • Rex belches
  • Rex wants to get his dad on the Killstream
  • Rex is sending supplements to Ralph
  • Ow I am having the worst cramps all of the sudden. Ralph grooming a young autistic man is apparently making my uterus try to violently expel itself from my body.
  • Rex REALLY wants to fuck Margot Robbie
  • Rex is a huge Boogie fan, calls him a fat pussy. What?
  • Rex keeps getting up & doing other things mid-sentence. He's making me anxious.
  • "Oh shit my stove's on!"
  • "The battle for the word 'retard' has been won."
  • CrippledJesus & Ralph's brother have cerebral palsy.
  • Rex Jones gives his opinions on crazy bitches & mental health
  • Dating advice from a retarded teenager
  • Rex goes hard on Boogie for being a depressing fat pussy
  • Boogie was part of Rex's childhood. Bitch you STILL ARE a child
  • Rex was obese once
  • Soda is evil
  • Rex has no comedic timing. He's an edgy, dumb autistic teenager.
  • Rex is a picky eater
  • Ralph took "Zoomer Girl" (gag) to the hospital right after the show last night because she was bleeding & nervous.
  • Rex gets up for the THIRD FUCKING TIME
  • Ralph insults a guy in chat for saying he might get "trapped" now that he has a kid.
  • Ralph is slurring. He's gotta be drunk.
  • Rex belches again
  • Rex loves his dad but hates his mom because of their vicious mudslinging divorce. That legit made me sad.
  • Rex is trying his hand at streaming next week.
  • Ralph is getting Rex Jones on The Dick Show.
  • Rex gets up a FOURTH FUCKING TIME, this time to dick with his camera. Alex, get your kid some fucking Ritalin
  • Trump still in power, at Walter Reed, not looking so good
  • Barely breaking 1k, even with Alex Jones' special needs child on
  • Chris Cuomo & Ted Cruz get in a slapfight
  • Rex hates Chris Cuomo
  • Something happened & Rex has to split. I heard on Twitter Alex Jones saying something to the effect of going to DC to “support the president.” I wonder if it’s about that.
  • Ralph can’t imagine being disrespectful to a U.S. senator like Cuomo. Ralph is literally disrespectful to everyone ever regardless of authority.
  • Gator says the thing with Cuomo is that he can’t let even the smallest perceived slight go. Gator. GATOR. You are Fredo's cohost.
  • Young teenage Ralphamale was a force to be reckoned with
  • The young Jones is gone & now it’s just master & servant.
  • Ralph’s computer bluescreened which is why he was late. He took a pitchurr of it
  • Everybody’s getting coof'd
  • Talking about Trump getting coof'd made Gator briefly revert to his old voice.
  • Talking about the pronunciation of Kamala (Harris)
  • Kamala (WWE) belongs in the Hall of Fame, FUCK YOU VINCE
  • Haydurs are trying to pull Ralph down like crabs in a bucket & not capable of meeting Ralph’s level of excellence
  • Gator says that instead of tearing people down, we should build people up. When have you & Ralph EVER done that.
  • Ralph & Gator do Alex Jones impressions
  • Ralph has been syndicated by Infowars
  • Quoting Psalms to own the haydurs
  • Ralph & Gator fellate themselves on stream. Yes yes, you’re both very good streamers, good job, proud of you
  • Trump is doing well, he thinks. LOVE!!!
  • What if Donald Trump had a near-death & he turns into a big softie like in the movies
  • Gator does a pretty good Trump impression
  • Ralph wants an author on but doubts their people will let them (because you’re a liability)
  • Dark Butters you’re on the Killstream
  • Actual Butters you’re on the Killstream
  • YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME, THE GUNT IS ETERNAL
  • How many Ninjets for you to name your gunt? “I dunno, 5?”
  • Gator: “I thought your gunt already had a name, Jcaesar187?”
  • Butters plays Dixie Land for Ralph
  • Callers are boring & autistic
  • Kellyanne Conway just got coof'd. IT SPREADS
  • Callers continue to be boring & autistic
  • Does rubbing the gunt bring good luck or disaster? “You gotta rub a little lower for good luck.” lol gay
  • Gator fucked off so now Ralph is awkwardly talking to himself.
  • Another couple callers, shillery, goodnight.
  • [Peaceful Sunset outro]
  • [2nd outro – Dixie Land]
  • I heard "Rama Rama" playing & @#KillAllPedos made a new clip? I fucking choked. It's beautiful.
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Mr. Jones. I question your desision to let your retarded son go on live streams with a retarded person. I mean YOU DO YOU. Just saying.

Special Poetry Slam might be more Rex's speed. Just saying.
 
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This is just my observation and I've said it before and want to expand on it because it is a cautionary tale.

Once your children are teenagers, you need to stop being reactive with your parenting. An example of this is the Vickers pulling Faith out of school because she was being harrassed. As a parent, when something like this happens you need to hold yourself back and say, "Oh wow that's really fucked up, what do you think you should do?"

As a teenager, you should have the fucking social skills to learn how to mend bridges, fight your own battles or learn to just not give a shit. Of course some crazy retard faggot Faith gets involved with threatens to kill her. She is a drama whore who is impervious to circumstances so she repeatedly touches the stove with crazies. They pull her out of school and she fails to learn a valuable lesson that can't be taught except for by experience.

Faith was being harrassed by Chris Kerr and her dad steps in and calls Chris' fucking dad. One of the most valuable lessons a woman can learn is how to tell a guy to fuck off. We have a #me too movement in universities right now because assholes push and these women haven't learned the art of saying fuck off properly, so guys don't get that the soft, pathetic no isn't just part of a cat and mouse roleplay and their lives are over when the girl cries rape. Both parties are cunts but this could have easily been avoided.

Now you have this retarded legal adult with no social experiences who has spent her whole life with the only friends she has as internet friends. She can get high, get knocked up and involve herself with men that are the bottom of the barrel, but her ability to manage her own life has been completely retarded by her well meaning parents. Even now she knows once she gets sick of Ralph, she can just go back home and her parents will raise the kid.
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Ja
Mr vickers never said no to her and its quite obvious. She never learned independence or that her actions have consequences.
>Oh we are just gonna take you out of school honey cause you requested it! Never mind its cause your lies blew up in your face.
>Oh we are gonna fly cross country and blow money on expensive hotels and a mental health hospital cause your requested it! Never mind that you caused this by letting your lies blow up again.

Now they are proably gonna raise the guntling.. On faiths request. Could you imagine working with this girl? You would have to treat her as a puppy.
I think most parents would have said in that situation your 18 now so fuck off. You dug a hole now deal with it.
 
Here's a new take. Ethan Ralph hasn't lost any arguments or made his life a shitstorm at all. He btfo Chris with the sextape, and Null too because his dick works., and to PPP and others for getting pussy and making money. He just keep winning, and never stopped after the Boulderstream. This thread is just a bunch of cope from a-logs. 3000 pages of cope.

Prove me wrong..........


over the next 3000 pages
 
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The last bit of information we have about Faith is from two weeks ago, about the same time her dad pulled everything. She hasn't played the PS4 in weeks, he didn't have any paperwork from last night (who shows stuff from two weeks ago?) and I'm starting to learn towards Faith having gone home and he's going to continue with the charade as long as he can because he wants to win.
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You can't abort the retort. But you can abort Ralph's baby.
 
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Ja
Mr vickers never said no to her and its quite obvious. She never learned independence or that her actions have consequences.
>Oh we are just gonna take you out of school honey cause you requested it! Never mind its cause your lies blew up in your face.
>Oh we are gonna fly cross country and blow money on expensive hotels and a mental health hospital cause your requested it! Never mind that you caused this by letting your lies blow up again.

Now they are proably gonna raise the guntling.. On faiths request. Could you imagine working with this girl? You would have to treat her as a puppy.
I think most parents would have said in that situation your 18 now so fuck off. You dug a hole now deal with it.
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No amount of drugs can fix Faith, her thinking pattern is on par with a 12 yr old who thinks that having a child will cure all problems, so her and Ralph are perfect together. I do hope she is still at the crackshack so she can sit in the trash she chose for herself, but its clear her parents love her to much to not help her.
 
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  • Ralph tells a Nora story. The "Arab store" clerk asked about Nora & Ralph didn't have the heart to tell him they were divorced.
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I suppose if he wants to keep that going for a while, he could introduce Faith as his and Nora's adopted daughter. She's a teenager who got disowned and kicked out of the house by her parents after getting pregnant. I mean, it's like half true.

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  • CrippledJesus & Ralph's brother have cerebral palsy.
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Hey, does Ralph's brother live at the crack shack too, or did he get a job and move out on his own despite having a lifelong crippling disease that he did not bring upon himself?
 
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No amount of drugs can fix Faith, her thinking pattern is on par with a 12 yr old who thinks that having a child will cure all problems, so her and Ralph are perfect together. I do hope she is still at the crackshack so she can sit in the trash she chose for herself, but its clear her parents love her to much to not help her.
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Atleast not the ones Ralph is feeding her.
 
I"m listening to @Jester69 stream atm and it came to me why any ibs-based show is doomed to fail even if they didn't all turn into spergy trashfires themselves. Ibs cannot be contained to a show, whether its a big channel or a tiny one people will flock there if shit's going down. Everybody loves a good fight, although I will admit that listening to two people scream at an autist that he needs to apologize for raping all those animals for an hour is definitely more the connoisseurs choice. Peak ibs in my humble opinion.
 
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Ralph tells a Nora story. The "Arab store" clerk asked about Nora & Ralph didn't have the heart to tell him they were divorced.
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I'd like to add, the chat on @Sam Losco streamsnipe broke into song and started reciting the lyrics to "You want that gunt/oh nora" when this happened lol.

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Mmmm, That's got the old noggin joggin. Thanks for noting that little bit down.
 
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The age of consent isn't just "16" here.
It's 17 in Tasmania and South Australia, 16 in the rest of the country.
There's also Romeo and Juliet type laws.

This metric also doesn't apply to "under the care" or rather "in a position of power". So for example, an 18yo teacher will get busted for having sex with a 17.99yo student, technically. Yes, it's 18 in this case, Rand, strictly 18. This snippet of law is supreme over the ordinarily 16 or 17 line. This applies to the majority of states (NSW, ACT, SA, WA, TAS, NT, VIC) and several Australian territories (buttfuck nowhere tiny island blahblah).

There's lots of autistic descriptors, such as "sexually penetrate" and "sexual activity" which differs on a state by state basis. Sexual activity likely includes sexting, blowies, etc.

Before some American jumps to the conclusion and gets creeped out by "the depth of knowledge", this shit is taught in high school and university "consent training" courses which is compulsory everywhere in at least the state of NSW and VIC. Knowing it doesn't make the person a creep that specifically seek out such laws with the intention to get the youngest flesh possible (these types of people should be shot), it's a way to protect yourself.

Did Rand go to school or is his alcoholism fucking up his memory? Maybe it was different when he was in his school years. It is very irresponsible to put out this kind of information out there however, he is wrong on many levels, not just the autistic details. Additionally, sex tourism involving minors is a serious problem in Asia. The age of consent there is commonly 14, Japan has it even lower I think. People who visit countries with very low age of consent just to fuck kids are paedophiles and should be thrown into a blast furnace.
 
@theralph Do you really think that 19 year old junkie bitch will be able to carry a baby to term? You know all the abortion jokes, and "we go lower" attitude is gonna turn on you hard when your mentally ill skank goes for an abortion or miscarries?

We are all gonna laugh at you, you will never have a child ralph. You are a genetic dead end buddy, and you know it. It creeps into your dreams, and plagues your waking mind. And the kicker, it's all because of your hedonistic lifestyle. All because you are a failure.

Enjoy the hell of your own making.
 
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We are all gonna laugh at you, you will never have a child ralph. You are a genetic dead end buddy, and you know it. It creeps into your dreams, and plagues your waking mind. And the kicker, it's all because of your hedonistic lifestyle. All because you are a failure.
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Or he will and the kid will be autistic as shit or a literal retard from the booze and pills and just general white trash genes both of them have. And he'll end up a deadbeat dad. He's the kind of trash who ends up in prison for felony nonsupport. That's if he doesn't get locked up for beating the shit out of Faith in a drunken rage.
 
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Or he will and the kid will be autistic as shit or a literal retard from the booze and pills and just general white trash genes both of them have. And he'll end up a deadbeat dad. He's the kind of trash who ends up in prison for felony nonsupport. That's if he doesn't get locked up for beating the shit out of Faith in a drunken rage.
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I bet $10 his kid ends up in Tard Baby General if carried to term, he'll keep the guntling alive on life support just to spite everyone.
 
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