🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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High Tea powiedział(a):
If she's high risk, maybe she's just spending all her time sleeping or sedated, just trying to get far enough along to be out of danger. Maybe she can't be upright long enough to play.
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And maybe I'm a fairy and I've come to grant each and every last one of you wishes!

All joking aside, it's sketchy. He's smoking like a chimney, he's noisy, he's doing all the shit you'd do if you didn't have a pregnant woman in the house. If she's so high risk she can't even sit up to play a video game I find it hard to believe that she'd be okay with him hotboxing her with his menthols.

For me it's more likely the gunt and the vickers reached some kind of detente where she was allowed to go home where it's clean and safe, and he was allowed to pretend he had a loving partner with zero interference from them.
 
gran_autismo powiedział(a):
He's smoking like a chimney, he's noisy, he's doing all the shit you'd do if you didn't have a pregnant woman in the house.
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I have absolutely zero doubt that Ethan Ralph would spark up a cigarrette while sitting next to his pregnant wife on the couch with the windows closed and not even spare a single thought about it.
 
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I have absolutely zero doubt that Ethan Ralph would spark up a cigarrette while sitting next to his pregnant wife on the couch with the windows closed and not even spare a single thought about it.
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Oh I don't either but do you think she'd be fucking quiet about it? She was quiet before because she was playing her video games in the other room, you think she's going to just lay there with nothing to do and let him be a pig for hours each night and not say a single word?
 
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Oh I don't either but do you think she'd be fucking quiet about it? She was quiet before because she was playing her video games in the other room, you think she's going to just lay there with nothing to do and let him be a pig for hours each night and not say a single word?
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Yeah pretty much to be honest.
 
gran_autismo powiedział(a):
And maybe I'm a fairy and I've come to grant each and every last one of you wishes!

All joking aside, it's sketchy. He's smoking like a chimney, he's noisy, he's doing all the shit you'd do if you didn't have a pregnant woman in the house. If she's so high risk she can't even sit up to play a video game I find it hard to believe that she'd be okay with him hotboxing her with his menthols.

For me it's more likely the gunt and the vickers reached some kind of detente where she was allowed to go home where it's clean and safe, and he was allowed to pretend he had a loving partner with zero interference from them.
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You're probably right. I was trying to think of the most generous explanation
 
Sriracha powiedział(a):
To save the white race, Ralph would have to have 4 kids. To replace him, Faith and Ronnie and Sandra because his brothers won't have kids.
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Ive been at a lovely interracial wedding all day and I can't think of anything more damaging to the huwite race than Ralph having 4 kids. My dear siccessful and responsible friends will do more for the betterment of white people and hunanity than a pile of guntlings that will drain the system.
 
gran_autismo powiedział(a):
And so it begins, with angry faggy little tears in his pig eyes, he screams that no one can abort the retort. Except DLive, they've shown they can abort that shit anytime they want.
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Give me the hate, he screams. He lifts his malformed arms to the sky, like a man strapped to a BDSM rack, the very same motion he used when he swung on that cop and they pulled their guns on him, telling him to get on his knees. It's not a victory lap, it's defeat. Sad.
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With a marked increase in his gynecomastia, Ralph's pendulous breasts heave to and fro while he rants unintelligibly about how millions of people have to work to hold him down. He's like Dr. Martin Luther King you see, except his cause is the freedom to say the word nigger on a Chi-Com platform.
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Like a beaten dog he returns to DLive, promising that he's already gotten all the bad blood out of his system and he'll be a good boy this time he promises. No more nigger words, he'll be careful, don't hurt me again lemon emperor. Talking about how many $12 ninjaginis he's getting, begging AIDS moby to come on his show.
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Where’s all this energy when doing the actual show , he just sits there looking miserable and bored during the entire show
 
gran_autismo powiedział(a):
And maybe I'm a fairy and I've come to grant each and every last one of you wishes!

All joking aside, it's sketchy. He's smoking like a chimney, he's noisy, he's doing all the shit you'd do if you didn't have a pregnant woman in the house. If she's so high risk she can't even sit up to play a video game I find it hard to believe that she'd be okay with him hotboxing her with his menthols.

For me it's more likely the gunt and the vickers reached some kind of detente where she was allowed to go home where it's clean and safe, and he was allowed to pretend he had a loving partner with zero interference from them.
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>Paying for faith to come home and live with you for free while she has the guntspawn inside of her
>Knowing she will go back to live a complete degenerate lifestyle where she gets high and drunk everyday with the starfishdefiler.
>Leaving you to raise half of what you love, half of what you hate for 18 years on your dime.
>Knowing that she will eventually marry said starfishdefiler
>Knowing the starfishdefiler will divorce her and leave all of her acumlated debt for you to pay.
Guys i hope i never have a daughter shit like this would be the end of me.
 
So I never noticed just how suddenly ethan loses viewers before.
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hes at 686 rn, he briefly peaked at 790s mostly stayed at 750s to 60s, even with this botted total ralph never ever touched 800. even by his own count hes lost over a hundred viewers and this is with dlive or ralph nearly botting double his actual numbers mind you. hes getting more and more from a decreasing pool of people who only do so because they can all donate pennies.

Kenobi powiedział(a):
Guys i hope i never have a daughter shit like this would be the end of me.
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at this point you just zoe quinn the bitch and tell her not to call and that youve changed the locks.
 
gran_autismo powiedział(a):
The last bit of information we have about Faith is from two weeks ago, about the same time her dad pulled everything. She hasn't played the PS4 in weeks, he didn't have any paperwork from last night (who shows stuff from two weeks ago?) and I'm starting to learn towards Faith having gone home and he's going to continue with the charade as long as he can because he wants to win.
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You can appear offline or she's using the Switch now. I don't think she would go back until the hell of raising the Guntspawn in the crack shack sets in.
I also think Ralph is a big enough of a scumbag to smoke in the house with his pregnant girlfriend.
 
So, I handled Father Norbert and Gascoigne easy enough. I tend to forget Im not playing a 120 or 544 and start getting popped quick by other creatures. Then Eileen dies and my whole world starts to just fall apart.

@theralph Ya see how my ups and downs are in a video game? Where I dont have a child bride and future possible dead child to support? Keep talkin shit you fat soda drinking fuck, having to pretend an 18 year old is funny so maybe you can weasel your way in with his dad. I dont have to do what you do, because what you do is boring grifting and I have too much of a spine to do that. Keep on about how they cant take you down how youre gonna fight against all odds. Those 400 actual non bot viewers really care. The people throwing you pennies to shave your head and wear stupid shit really care if you make it in this world. Keep getting redder, keep drinking, keep jumping at shadows because youve realized youre having a child with a "girl" you barely know, barely have known since before she was legal. Please, keep ruining your life, so I can feel better about mine Ralph. You can eat all the trash burgers you want lard ass, but this Burger Fox is too nimble to be got.
 
I am struggling to stay awake, but I'm doing my damndest. Plus I have cheddar Bay biscuits, though I put too much Old Bay in them. Oh well.

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/2/20
  • Ralph is yelling & butchering Ric Flair quotes through the entirety of the Bojack intro. Settle down, sped.
  • [Ralphless guitar intro]
  • Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to Ralph cucked to DLive just like Joe Rogan cucked to Spotify because he enjoys the taste of Chinese dick. I am your host BOLDYSPICY
  • Rex Jones was suspended on Twitter for wishing death on a person wishing death on Ron Paul
  • Ralph has been smoking since he was 12 which explains a lot
  • Rex Jones sounds like an autistic little kid, holy fuck. I can't believe he's eighteen
  • Rex is mad Far-Right trolls are making normies think he & Ralph are retarded. I wouldn't worry about that, kiddo.
  • Rex gives his hot takes on how to win arguments against liberals
  • Ralph tells a Nora story. The "Arab store" clerk asked about Nora & Ralph didn't have the heart to tell him they were divorced.
  • Ralph can't be flagged for copyrighted music because reasons
  • "What if I was Q? & you didn't know?"
  • Jesus Christ I think Rex Jones might be retarded.
  • Rex shills Alex Jones' Brainforce product.
  • Rex asks if Ralph has used a colloidal silver enema. "Don't you want to be healthy?"
  • Rex tells us ethanol is poison
  • Rex tells us how to feed fish
  • Rex wants to be Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained
  • Thirsting over Margot Robbie
  • The only way we can get Gator to defect is if Margot Robbie told him to
  • Rex idolizes Ralph but would gut him for a chance to smash Margot Robbie
  • Rex took a shit in Chipotle, went into the women's restroom, & told an old woman in there that he was a woman
  • Rex belches
  • Rex wants to get his dad on the Killstream
  • Rex is sending supplements to Ralph
  • Ow I am having the worst cramps all of the sudden. Ralph grooming a young autistic man is apparently making my uterus try to violently expel itself from my body.
  • Rex REALLY wants to fuck Margot Robbie
  • Rex is a huge Boogie fan, calls him a fat pussy. What?
  • Rex keeps getting up & doing other things mid-sentence. He's making me anxious.
  • "Oh shit my stove's on!"
  • "The battle for the word 'retard' has been won."
  • CrippledJesus & Ralph's brother have cerebral palsy.
  • Rex Jones gives his opinions on crazy bitches & mental health
  • Dating advice from a retarded teenager
  • Rex goes hard on Boogie for being a depressing fat pussy
  • Boogie was part of Rex's childhood. Bitch you STILL ARE a child
  • Rex was obese once
  • Soda is evil
  • Rex has no comedic timing. He's an edgy, dumb autistic teenager.
  • Rex is a picky eater
  • Ralph took "Zoomer Girl" (gag) to the hospital right after the show last night because she was bleeding & nervous.
  • Rex gets up for the THIRD FUCKING TIME
  • Ralph insults a guy in chat for saying he might get "trapped" now that he has a kid.
  • Ralph is slurring. He's gotta be drunk.
  • Rex belches again
  • Rex loves his dad but hates his mom because of their vicious mudslinging divorce. That legit made me sad.
  • Rex is trying his hand at streaming next week.
  • Ralph is getting Rex Jones on The Dick Show.
  • Rex gets up a FOURTH FUCKING TIME, this time to dick with his camera. Alex, get your kid some fucking Ritalin
  • Trump still in power, at Walter Reed, not looking so good
  • Barely breaking 1k, even with Alex Jones' special needs child on
  • Chris Cuomo & Ted Cruz get in a slapfight
  • Rex hates Chris Cuomo
  • Something happened & Rex has to split. I heard on Twitter Alex Jones saying something to the effect of going to DC to “support the president.” I wonder if it’s about that.
  • Ralph can’t imagine being disrespectful to a U.S. senator like Cuomo. Ralph is literally disrespectful to everyone ever regardless of authority.
  • Gator says the thing with Cuomo is that he can’t let even the smallest perceived slight go. Gator. GATOR. You are Fredo's cohost.
  • Young teenage Ralphamale was a force to be reckoned with
  • The young Jones is gone & now it’s just master & servant.
  • Ralph’s computer bluescreened which is why he was late. He took a pitchurr of it
  • Everybody’s getting coof'd
  • Talking about Trump getting coof'd made Gator briefly revert to his old voice.
  • Talking about the pronunciation of Kamala (Harris)
  • Kamala (WWE) belongs in the Hall of Fame, FUCK YOU VINCE
  • Haydurs are trying to pull Ralph down like crabs in a bucket & not capable of meeting Ralph’s level of excellence
  • Gator says that instead of tearing people down, we should build people up. When have you & Ralph EVER done that.
  • Ralph & Gator do Alex Jones impressions
  • Ralph has been syndicated by Infowars
  • Quoting Psalms to own the haydurs
  • Ralph & Gator fellate themselves on stream. Yes yes, you’re both very good streamers, good job, proud of you
  • Trump is doing well, he thinks. LOVE!!!
  • What if Donald Trump had a near-death & he turns into a big softie like in the movies
  • Gator does a pretty good Trump impression
  • Ralph wants an author on but doubts their people will let them (because you’re a liability)
  • Dark Butters you’re on the Killstream
  • Actual Butters you’re on the Killstream
  • YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME, THE GUNT IS ETERNAL
  • How many Ninjets for you to name your gunt? “I dunno, 5?”
  • Gator: “I thought your gunt already had a name, Jcaesar187?”
  • Butters plays Dixie Land for Ralph
  • Callers are boring & autistic
  • Kellyanne Conway just got coof'd. IT SPREADS
  • Callers continue to be boring & autistic
  • Does rubbing the gunt bring good luck or disaster? “You gotta rub a little lower for good luck.” lol gay
  • Gator fucked off so now Ralph is awkwardly talking to himself.
  • Another couple callers, shillery, goodnight.
  • [Peaceful Sunset outro]
  • [2nd outro – Dixie Land]
  • I heard "Rama Rama" playing & @#KillAllPedos made a new clip? I fucking choked. It's beautiful.
 
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