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I had the greatest misfortune of stumbling across the worst case of Hank Hill ass I've ever seen. I'm sure exactly how to describe his body shape.

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He's not any better from the front.

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Pulling your pants up that high won't hide your massive gunt.
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Belongs to this lovely "lady" (Archive)

Side note, why is it always fat dudes with micropenises that troon out? Is it specifically because of the micropenis?
lmao! He's Newton from Symbionic Titan

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What about the skeleton trannies like Brianna Wu? Do they just get peer pressured into it?
Not physically connected like trans-fats. Body dismorphia, anorexia, and gender dismorphia are very related psychologically. Chicken and egg question as to which causes which.

Are huge noses or chad chins endocrine organs as well? Because skeletroons seem to universally have one or both of those.
Not endocrine organs but their size is affected by hormones. Body builder on 'roids and pregnant women can have nose growth. I am skeptical but this reddit tranny says its nose shrunk on hormones. a 2004 study published in Clinical Otolaryngology and Allied Sciences shows a high level of estrogen triggers nasal swelling, inflammation and mucus production.
 
Every single part of my being as a skateboarder is screaming loudly enough to put out the lights in the universe.

I am 99% sure that is the original release of this board: https://thedarkslide.com/products/the-new-deal-siamese-double-kick-skateboard-deck

I would disown you, write you out of my will, and put a hit on you.
Out of curiosity, what makes that board particularly special? Aside
lmao! He's Newton from Symbionic Titan

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Please don’t besmirch the name of my main man Newton.
 
Happy 1500th page, y'all!

This guy is asking if he needs FFS. I must admit to a small amount of respect for not posting what is clearly the best of a 3 hour selfie marathon run through 8 different filters, but still... you be the judge:
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The pink hair clip really sells the look:
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"100% pass", "I commend you, most impressive! Wish my passing will be as good as yours is!"
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At least his hair is clean:
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In honor of 1500 pages, feast your eyes on the visceral horror that is a sex change butchery. This step by step guide will provide you with the insight you need to become the beautiful woman you always were...

From the "Discussion" section at the end:
"My responsibility is to make our patients a 'turn on.' About 80% will return for a touch up, for which there is no charge unless general anesthesia is required. We are seeking the best cosmetic result. Nonetheless, I would advise any transsexual patient to disclose beforehand their status to their intended intimate partner, to avoid an unforeseen and dangerous hostile reaction."

And what treats are in store for that 80% of patients who return for round 2?:
"For those patients who return for a second stage, the anterior commissure is closed with a wishbone incision (de-epithelialization of the skin within) and approximation vertically in the midline, or in the manner of Dr. Meltzer. Unsightly scars are revised, shifting tissues are brought back into place, elevated posterior commissures receive a secondary Y-V plasty Concerns about asymmetry are addressed, and the urethra may be re-sited more posteriorly."

Eww, some vulvas are so unsightly. Wouldn't want our flayed wiener creations to turn out looking like those nasty cunts:
"Some distinguished surgeons use a good part of penile skin for the labia minora, but the results I have seen appear floppy and draped, and are reminiscent of the way natal females present who request more delicate labia. This appearance is certainly normal for many natal females, but so is lots of pubic hair. My approach is another way. This boils down to a matter of personal aesthetics."
 
While it's a relief to see clean hair for once, why does it seem like every man (or troon) with medium-length hair has the greasiest, dirtiest hair imaginable? It's like the moment a guy's hair gets past his earlobes it immediately turns stringy and shiny.
Maybe they just don't take care of it? Like they don't know how.
 
Can someone explain why that guy on the left is anarcho-capitalist? I always see him with the AnCap bowtie and there never appears to be a reason

I had the greatest misfortune of stumbling across the worst case of Hank Hill ass I've ever seen. I'm sure exactly how to describe his body shape.

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He's not any better from the front.

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Pulling your pants up that high won't hide your massive gunt.
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Belongs to this lovely "lady" (Archive)

Side note, why is it always fat dudes with micropenises that troon out? Is it specifically because of the micropenis?
How can you be so massive and still have a hank hill ass
 
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From the "Discussion" section at the end:
"Some distinguished surgeons use a good part of penile skin for the labia minora, but the results I have seen appear floppy and draped, and are reminiscent of the way natal females present who request more delicate labia. This appearance is certainly normal for many natal females, but so is lots of pubic hair. My approach is another way. This boils down to a matter of personal aesthetics."

"You don't need any labia, because I don't like them in my porn."

These surgeons :stress:
 
From the "Discussion" section at the end:
"My responsibility is to make our patients a 'turn on.' About 80% will return for a touch up, for which there is no charge unless general anesthesia is required. We are seeking the best cosmetic result. Nonetheless, I would advise any transsexual patient to disclose beforehand their status to their intended intimate partner, to avoid an unforeseen and dangerous hostile reaction."

And what treats are in store for that 80% of patients who return for round 2?:
"For those patients who return for a second stage, the anterior commissure is closed with a wishbone incision (de-epithelialization of the skin within) and approximation vertically in the midline, or in the manner of Dr. Meltzer. Unsightly scars are revised, shifting tissues are brought back into place, elevated posterior commissures receive a secondary Y-V plasty Concerns about asymmetry are addressed, and the urethra may be re-sited more posteriorly."

Eww, some vulvas are so unsightly. Wouldn't want our flayed wiener creations to turn out looking like those nasty cunts:
"Some distinguished surgeons use a good part of penile skin for the labia minora, but the results I have seen appear floppy and draped, and are reminiscent of the way natal females present who request more delicate labia. This appearance is certainly normal for many natal females, but so is lots of pubic hair. My approach is another way. This boils down to a matter of personal aesthetics."
“Natal” female? No shit. What the fuck is a non-natal female?
 

Hoo boy. So this chubby tucker is the brain behind this fucking thing, a terrible troon porn game that he promoted at the exact same time he was complaining about the obvious trans inclusion of Cyberpunk 2077 (despite the objectification in said game being the fucking point). I bring this up because this isn't the first time ya boi has brought up a deranged fantasy like this, and fuck it, I'm just gonna quote my review:

Jaimas powiedział(a):
....All right, so this one implies several things - namely that our protagonist either wants to bang natal women, or wants trannies to be the only women. It's kind of hard to say which is more distressing.

We have our answer now, at least.
 
I can guarantee that he's for real. He probably pays his phone bill through what is colloquially known as 'spanging'
You don't get stick-and-poke face tattoos for the hahas.
Anybody who knows a punk irl can agree that this guy is genuine. They love posting about their homeless lifestyle on Facebook.
I had the greatest misfortune of stumbling across the worst case of Hank Hill ass I've ever seen. I'm sure exactly how to describe his body shape.

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He's not any better from the front.

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Pulling your pants up that high won't hide your massive gunt.
Wyświetl załącznik 1570130

Belongs to this lovely "lady" (Archive)

Side note, why is it always fat dudes with micropenises that troon out? Is it specifically because of the micropenis?
Jesus Christ, I should take spoilers more seriously.
 
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