🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

Jaded Optimist is incorrect. The Erika stuff started last year.
I believe it started late 2017, the report wasn't until 2019. I posted here in case anyone had any corrections since i was trying to do a quick write up. Either way, I'm watching the stream and I don't know if Greer will be discussed in depth anyways. It was briefly touched on in the beginning.
Edit: nevermind, they apparently are going back to greer.
 
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Chris also seems tolerable to be around in small doses (going to the movies or out to Applebee's once every few months). Russ is what New-Agers would call an "energy vampire". He just seems like a drag to be around, he hates everybody and everything. His only joy in life is going on IG or to the gym to oggle women.

Chris enjoys being around people, but he's just too smelly and has the mind of a 8 year-old so he can't really maintain any relationship with someone his age. Unlike Russ, Chris didn't have decent parents. Bob tried but he was too old, and Barb is human trash.
I would genuinely, genuinely, spend a whole day with Chris in order to avoid spending one hour with Russ. At least with Chris I could ask him to explain his sonic lore and get some entertaining spergery, or we could go shop for some lady clothea for him.

Russ would just sit the shlurping about his own plights, staring at my tits and then expect me to go back to his hovel of a flat and starfish on his manky mattress while he hunchback-humped me.
 
I would genuinely, genuinely, spend a whole day with Chris in order to avoid spending one hour with Russ. At least with Chris I could ask him to explain his sonic lore and get some entertaining spergery, or we could go shop for some lady clothea for him.

Russ would just sit the shlurping about his own plights, staring at my tits and then expect me to go back to his hovel of a flat and starfish on his manky mattress while he hunchback-humped me.
Chris embraces his uniqueness. He is truly a free spirit who makes whatever the hell he likes, when he likes, because he feels like it. You can see no ulterior motive in his work, because he makes art out of sheer passion. A bumbling fool he may be, you have to admire how genuine Chris is. He is the child in us whom adulthood made us forget.

When you see Russel, however, comparing the two lolcows makes you see Chris in a more optimistic light. Chris represents the authenticity, openness and sincerity of the 2000s internet, whilst Russel is a feeble attempt at imitating the soulless mass-produced culture of the 2010s internet. Chris is a freak. But at least he's proud of it. That's what makes him special.

Conversely, Russell has spent years trying to cultivate his image as the World's Most Normal Man and yet even at that he fails. Instead he rightfully comes off as a soulless little wretch whose true intentions are more transparent than corporate performative wokeness. Everything he does, he does for fame.

Lolcows tend to be incredibly interesting personages. Tommy Tooter is a demented madman with an insane homebrew religion. Terry A. Davis is a schizo who made an operating system from scratch to honour his God. Perhaps Russell's obsession with being mundanely popular is what sets him apart from everyone else on this forum.

He has no hobbies. No passions, nor
any admirable eccentricities. Russel is the polar opposite of JDR. He's a husk of a man. Russel is so culturally barren he can't get into something interesting probably because he's afraid being interested in video games or anime might tarnish his non-existent reputation. "It's for geeks", he might say.

Speaking of which, just imagine how horrible an alternate universe Russel would be if he saw the world through the lens of harem anime instead of 90s sitcoms.
 
I think Russ is an easy mark for a predator. He's dumb, but thinks he's smart. He's ugly as hell, but thinks he's a 9. He's lonely as hell in real life with no friends and mostly cut off from his family.

We've seen how easy it is to catfish him. Hell, he almost catfishes himself.

A certain type of aggressive pervert would just flip him over so they don't have to see his drool-hole and pound away.
Im taking his claims of being raped with a mountain of salt. If that actually happened i seriously doubt he would be able to talk about it so casually.

It seems like something he would lie about because he could drop the rape story in some girls DM's to get the knee-jerk sympathy reaction and just uncomfortably stretch out a conversation from there. That way he gives an "explanation" for being fucked up in the head and has more heavy guilt tripping material than his face to bring up when people start to lose interest in talking to him, why else would he specificly complain about his rapist ghosting him?

He would actually be a vulnerable target for being raped though and id feel like an asshole if im wrong about him lying but i feel like that sort of thinking is exactly what he would want to take advantage of.
 
Im taking his claims of being raped with a mountain of salt. If that actually happened i seriously doubt he would be able to talk about it so casually.

It seems like something he would lie about because he could drop the rape story in some girls DM's to get the knee-jerk sympathy reaction and just uncomfortably stretch out a conversation from there. That way he gives an "explanation" for being fucked up in the head and has more heavy guilt tripping material than his face to bring up when people start to lose interest in talking to him, why else would he specificly complain about his rapist ghosting him?

He would actually be a vulnerable target for being raped though and id feel like an asshole if im wrong about him lying but i feel like that sort of thinking is exactly what he would want to take advantage of.
Considering @SpiceyHuman is extremely vague and sketchy about the source of those messages and still hasn’t provided proof that the DMs are real, I think we can all discredit the stories in those texts. I’m shocked that more people in this thread didn’t eat them alive, tbh.
 
I have high hopes for the Tell All book.
It will be Russ coming off as an utter creep and psychopath, and then he'll be all surprised Pikachu about people not liking him ??? must be because they haven't heard HIS side of the story, so he'll start writing an even more demented sequel. I love it.
 
Chris embraces his uniqueness. He is truly a free spirit who makes whatever the hell he likes, when he likes, because he feels like it. You can see no ulterior motive in his work, because he makes art out of sheer passion. A bumbling fool he may be, you have to admire how genuine Chris is. He is the child in us whom adulthood made us forget.

When you see Russel, however, comparing the two lolcows makes you see Chris in a more optimistic light. Chris represents the authenticity, openness and sincerity of the 2000s internet, whilst Russel is a feeble attempt at imitating the soulless mass-produced culture of the 2010s internet. Chris is a freak. But at least he's proud of it. That's what makes him special.

Conversely, Russell has spent years trying to cultivate his image as the World's Most Normal Man and yet even at that he fails. Instead he rightfully comes off as a soulless little wretch whose true intentions are more transparent than corporate performative wokeness. Everything he does, he does for fame.

Lolcows tend to be incredibly interesting personages. Tommy Tooter is a demented madman with an insane homebrew religion. Terry A. Davis is a schizo who made an operating system from scratch to honour his God. Perhaps Russell's obsession with being mundanely popular is what sets him apart from everyone else on this forum.

He has no hobbies. No passions, nor
any admirable eccentricities. Russel is the polar opposite of JDR. He's a husk of a man. Russel is so culturally barren he can't get into something interesting probably because he's afraid being interested in video games or anime might tarnish his non-existent reputation. "It's for geeks", he might say.

Speaking of which, just imagine how horrible an alternate universe Russel would be if he saw the world through the lens of harem anime instead of 90s sitcoms.
Russ pays artists that work for him. That’s literally the one good thing I can think about him, and I’m usually of the mindset that everyone excels at something.

Though I still wouldn’t put it past him to make a stink to get work for free.
 
Russ pays artists that work for him. That’s literally the one good thing I can think about him, and I’m usually of the mindset that everyone excels at something.

Though I still wouldn’t put it past him to make a stink to get work for free.

He hires people off of Fiverr. He wants to pay the least amount of money to get work. He paid an artist off of there for his dumb little comic in the Taylor Swift book, you know the one where he can make facial expressions?

I think when he sits down to write a book he has visions of being on Ellen, Dr. Phil, and Oprah. Where a crowd will give him awws and asspats. Then he'll be given movie options and become a big shot rather than a turd that doesn't flush. He also thinks books will help him set the stort straight, because he thinks we don't understand him. Which we do, thoroughly because he never shuts up, which just all agree he's a piece of shit.

Also interesting to see he's being more open about being bisexual but I agree he's not interested in men. Hell he's barely interested in women. He wants to have his sex therapy and know dudes have lower standards.
 
Chris embraces his uniqueness. He is truly a free spirit who makes whatever the hell he likes, when he likes, because he feels like it. You can see no ulterior motive in his work, because he makes art out of sheer passion. A bumbling fool he may be, you have to admire how genuine Chris is. He is the child in us whom adulthood made us forget.

When you see Russel, however, comparing the two lolcows makes you see Chris in a more optimistic light. Chris represents the authenticity, openness and sincerity of the 2000s internet, whilst Russel is a feeble attempt at imitating the soulless mass-produced culture of the 2010s internet. Chris is a freak. But at least he's proud of it. That's what makes him special.

Conversely, Russell has spent years trying to cultivate his image as the World's Most Normal Man and yet even at that he fails. Instead he rightfully comes off as a soulless little wretch whose true intentions are more transparent than corporate performative wokeness. Everything he does, he does for fame.

Lolcows tend to be incredibly interesting personages. Tommy Tooter is a demented madman with an insane homebrew religion. Terry A. Davis is a schizo who made an operating system from scratch to honour his God. Perhaps Russell's obsession with being mundanely popular is what sets him apart from everyone else on this forum.

He has no hobbies. No passions, nor
any admirable eccentricities. Russel is the polar opposite of JDR. He's a husk of a man. Russel is so culturally barren he can't get into something interesting probably because he's afraid being interested in video games or anime might tarnish his non-existent reputation. "It's for geeks", he might say.

Speaking of which, just imagine how horrible an alternate universe Russel would be if he saw the world through the lens of harem anime instead of 90s sitcoms.

I agree with the majority of your observations, but there's a few hairs that I have to split.

1. Chris has definitely had ulterior motives behind his comics in the past. Remember when he kneecapped Liquid with his Megatron Walther P38 because he was "interfering" with Kacey? Or how about when the Asperpedia Four were brutally, horrifically tortured and executed in the comic because Chris had a chapped ass over Alec and Evan taking him to task for being a character thief and ripping Evan off. And all his recent comics have all had the ulterior motives of feeding into Chris' god complex and merge delusions. He's also done comics or parts of them because other people were making him do it, like the Honeymoon Comic. They weren't all done "when he wanted, because he wanted to", and they certainly weren't all done because he was passionate about the art.

2. I don't think Chris is quite as much the "free spirit" who is "happy to be himself" as you paint him to be. There are definitely things Chris hates about himself or bring him shame, like his Autism. He realizes he's a freak and it has caused him distress and embarrassment in the past, but these days he's too far gone into his insane escapism delusions and power fantasies to entertain any feelings of shame or embarrassment over being batshit loco. It may come off as "genuine", though it's anything but. It's being as wilfully cultivated on Chris' part as anything Shit-lips tries to do, and it's all to feed his narcissism and ego like with Russhole.

3. Dildo Saggins has no interest in video games or hobbies or anything like that because he sees things like that as a waste of time and effort. It has nothing to do with his reputation or image, and it had everything to do with Russ believing that the only things worth while are the things that will bring him fame, fortune, or hotties. Everything Russ says or does, every scheme he devises, everything he ever tries to attempt is all to feed the beasts named "Ego" and "Narcissism" that live inside him. His ego and narcissism are the only driving forces in Shit-lips' life. He doesn't want a relationship out of a desire for companionship and to feel loved. He wants a hot trophy girlfriend to make him look good to others so he can feel accomplished and important. He doesn't want sex for the intimacy. He wants sex so he can feel like an attractive, sexy stud. He doesn't want to be with Taylor Swift because he has genuine feelings for her. He wants to use her to associate with rich, powerful, influential people and to feed his sexual urges outlined previously. Video games being for nerds has nothing to do with it, and everything to do with it not furthering his goals to feed his narcissism and ego.

Other than that, you're spot on. Like I said, aside from a few niggles, I totally agree with your post.

He hires people off of Fiverr. He wants to pay the least amount of money to get work. He paid an artist off of there for his dumb little comic in the Taylor Swift book, you know the one where he can make facial expressions?

I think when he sits down to write a book he has visions of being on Ellen, Dr. Phil, and Oprah. Where a crowd will give him awws and asspats. Then he'll be given movie options and become a big shot rather than a turd that doesn't flush. He also thinks books will help him set the stort straight, because he thinks we don't understand him. Which we do, thoroughly because he never shuts up, which just all agree he's a piece of shit.

Also interesting to see he's being more open about being bisexual but I agree he's not interested in men. Hell he's barely interested in women. He wants to have his sex therapy and know dudes have lower standards.

It's like the old saying goes: speed, quality, cheap...you can pick two, and only two. If you want it to be high quality and you want it fast, it won't be cheap. If you want it fast and cheap, it won't be high quality. If you want it cheap and high quality, then you're gonna be waiting. Russ wants all three, and he has the major handicap of the materials he's providing to these people being absolute shit. You can polish a turd, but it's always going to be just a turd. There's only so much these people can do to improve the utter garbage Russ gives them or turn it into something that resembles a serviceable end product. For someone who has abandoned religion, Russ always expects miracles.
 
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Here's the full transcript of the trial if any of you Kiwis want to read it, seeing as the audio clip has subtitles missing and some noise issues. I'm very glad the recording exists (has it been posted earlier?), it's a totally different experience hearing the Judge Smackdown actually deliver the smackdown.
 
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He hires people off of Fiverr. He wants to pay the least amount of money to get work. He paid an artist off of there for his dumb little comic in the Taylor Swift book, you know the one where he can make facial expressions?
An illustration on Fiverr goes for like $20, which is probably all he can afford with his budget. It might not be a lot for an American, but for a third world artist, which makes the bulk of fiverr, it can be a lot. And still, he acknowledges it is something you should pay for. There’s no shortage of people who believe artists should work for free or “for the love of art.”

That’s pretty much the only character flaw he doesn’t have. I’m not even gonna call it a redeeming quality, because he honestly has none.
 
My favorite parts were the judge calling emojis “teddybears” and when he said:
J: “So you think they did this [Negligent act] intentionally?”
Russ, hotshot lawyer: “Yes.”
J: “Negligence is, by definition, accidental.”
An intentional act can still be the basis for a negligence claim; the accidental part of the tort is the damage, not necessarily the action that led to the damage. For example, shooting a gun into the air can result in negligent homicide if the bullet hits and kills someone on its way back down. You didn't intend to kill anyone but you did intentionally fire the gun.

The question of intentional vs. negligent tort is actually more along the lines of "So you think they did this [harm] intentionally?"
 
An illustration on Fiverr goes for like $20, which is probably all he can afford with his budget. It might not be a lot for an American, but for a third world artist, which makes the bulk of fiverr, it can be a lot. And still, he acknowledges it is something you should pay for. There’s no shortage of people who believe artists should work for free or “for the love of art.”

That’s pretty much the only character flaw he doesn’t have. I’m not even gonna call it a redeeming quality, because he honestly has none.
What, you can't put food on your family's table with "exposure"?

Seriously though, artists and musicians are often exploited. Often, venues always gip bands their cut from the door. It's fucked.
 
@Null Here's cliff notes
1/3 summaries
-started messaging Erika Albino (prounouced al-been-o) in 2017
-she felt bad (she works with tards) and chatted as friends
-he got creepy and started harassing her and her boyfriend (Chad)
-she asked to be left alone Aug 2019 and her boyfriend told Russ to fuck off.
-according to later info he threatened things like coming to her house and killing himself, and he would get multiple burner numbers to get around blocks.
-Russ demanded that they go to mediation to work out their friendship and threatened to sue if she wouldn't (obviously Erika refused)

I love how Rusty has gotten so crazy over the years that we've just glossed over the fact that he demanded A MEDIATOR FOR THEIR FRIENDSHIP, like it's just a small thing not worth mentioning because suing for a date is the standard. Imagine hearing that outside of this thread, about some trying to do that in real life. I'd expect that from a lunatic in a straitjacket.
 
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