🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

The judge tearing into Rusty's obvious bullshit is just *italian chef finger kiss*

Like when he tries claiming that the "there will be blood" Facebook post was about the movie and didn't have anything to do with the court. And then the judge reads the first part of the post which is all about the court case. Delicious.

eta:

Judge: you filed in bad faith
Russ: no I filed in good faith
Judge: ok but good/bad faith is actually a legal term so...
 
I'm also willing to bet that he's only ever bought microwaveable bacon. He isn't picking up a pound of cracked pepper and bourbon Tamworth from the farmer's market. Terrible bacon is worse than terrible sausage in my experience.
Microwaveable bacon? Blasphemy!
Then again, Russ can't cook, so when he isn't eating muffins or children's cereal he's eating microwaveable meals.
 
Oh to be able to see Russ' face while Skordas speaks.


Oh Jesus the mongy tone of his voice when he defends his idiocy in front of a judge with "I have over 1000 followers on Facebook". I think I'm going to die from second-hand embartassment
 
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I love how Skordas has saved 3 women from Russell's grasp: Ariana, Taylor and now, Erika. He's legit the Superman to Russ' Lex Luther. Something tells me Skordas finds great pleasure in cock blocking Russ.

If Skordas wanted to be an über Chad and really stick it to Russ, he should make a sex tape with Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, and Erika, and e-mail it to Russ.

The stress lumps and anxiety would throw Russ in such a rage he'd attempt to beat Elliot Rodger's score. "There Will Be Blood"
 
I love how Skordas has saved 3 women from Russell's grasp: Ariana, Taylor and now, Erika. He's legit the Superman to Russ' Lex Luther. Something tells me Skordas finds great pleasure in cock blocking Russ.

If Skordas wanted to be an über Chad and really stick it to Russ, he should make a sex tape with Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, and Erika, and e-mail it to Russ.

The stress lumps and anxiety would throw Russ in such a rage he'd attempt to beat Elliot Rodger's score. "There Will Be Blood"
Let’s be real: Russ’ biggest cockblock is Russ. Skordas could lay out on the freeway waiting for a bus to run him over and cockblock Russ just as easily while doing so. Nothing anyone does will stand in the way of Russ getting laid without paying for it, because the chances of it happening were already zero.
 
🎶Oh, why must I be a Virgin With Rage (tell me why)
Oh, why can't I find a cute girl my age (tell me why) 🎶

Except Chris, despite being the clueless child he is, waited until he was in his thirties before he finally resorted to giving a prostitute custom, and it took him being convinced he was going to jail and would die there for him to do it. As misguided, clueless, and autistically fixated on sex as Chris was, he still had some grasp of how important love and building a realtionshup is. Russhole? Sex was the only thing he ever cared about, and he was willing to resort to prostitutes the moment he turned 18 (and probably before, but he was still a minor). Shit-lips doesn’t care about love or the bonds of a healthy relationship. It's just about his needs and desires. As worthless and pathetic as Chris is, he still at least has that over Dildo Saggins.
 
Follow up on a girl from a few weeks back, who told him she was no longer with the guy in one of her pictures
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He has been bugging this one for a few weeks. The email in her bio is for business, but that doesn't stop our boy!
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There's also this:
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Except Chris, despite being the clueless child he is, waited until he was in his thirties before he finally resorted to giving a prostitute custom, and it took him being convinced he was going to jail and would die there for him to do it. As misguided, clueless, and autistically fixated on sex as Chris was, he still had some grasp of how important love and building a realtionshup is. Russhole? Sex was the only thing he ever cared about, and he was willing to resort to prostitutes the moment he turned 18 (and probably before, but he was still a minor). Shit-lips doesn’t care about love or the bonds of a healthy relationship. It's just about his needs and desires. As worthless and pathetic as Chris is, he still at least has that over Dildo Saggins.
Chris also seems tolerable to be around in small doses (going to the movies or out to Applebee's once every few months). Russ is what New-Agers would call an "energy vampire". He just seems like a drag to be around, he hates everybody and everything. His only joy in life is going on IG or to the gym to oggle women.

Chris enjoys being around people, but he's just too smelly and has the mind of a 8 year-old so he can't really maintain any relationship with someone his age. Unlike Russ, Chris didn't have decent parents. Bob tried but he was too old, and Barb is human trash.
 
Chris also seems tolerable to be around in small doses (going to the movies or out to Applebee's once every few months). Russ is what New-Agers would call an "energy vampire". He just seems like a drag to be around, he hates everybody and everything. His only joy in life is going on IG or to the gym to oggle women.

Chris enjoys being around people, but he's just too smelly and has the mind of a 8 year-old so he can't really maintain any relationship with someone his age. Unlike Russ, Chris didn't have decent parents. Bob tried but he was too old, and Barb is human trash.

Oh, absolutely. He's a black hole that just takes, takes, takes, giving nothing in return. You look at him, read his posts and get an understanding of who he is, and you can just tell he's extremely draining to be around. Draining away your energy, your patience, your wellbeing, your emotions, your mental abilities, and draining the joy out of anything and everything. He would make any relationship he's in absolutely miserable.
 
Oh, absolutely. He's a black hole that just takes, takes, takes, giving nothing in return. You look at him, read his posts and get an understanding of who he is, and you can just tell he's extremely draining to be around. Draining away your energy, your patience, your wellbeing, your emotions, your mental abilities, and draining the joy out of anything and everything. He would make any relationship he's in absolutely miserable.

Seriously. I remember waaayyy back in this thread, when i was just a lurker, that when he was rooming with a few guys they invited him to play video games with them, and he rejected, just locked himself in his room and bitched online about how annoying they are and that "playing games is a waste of time."
 
Seriously. I remember waaayyy back in this thread, when i was just a lurker, that when he was rooming with a few guys they invited him to play video games with them, and he rejected, just locked himself in his room and bitched online about how annoying they are and that "playing games is a waste of time."
He actually insulted them for having fun while he was "pursuing my dreams" or something similar. Since he's made zero progress towards any of his goals, I would think the roomies used their time more productively. At least they had fun. I don't think Russ has had fun in years and it's all his own doing.
Oh, absolutely. He's a black hole that just takes, takes, takes, giving nothing in return. You look at him, read his posts and get an understanding of who he is, and you can just tell he's extremely draining to be around. Draining away your energy, your patience, your wellbeing, your emotions, your mental abilities, and draining the joy out of anything and everything. He would make any relationship he's in absolutely miserable.
He absolutely would be an energy sink. Not only is he a bad worker, I wonder if he's just so exhausting to be around that he gets fired because he brings everyone around down. He's a morale hazard. I'm sure we've all known someone like that. Russ seems like he would be king of the downers.
 
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He actually insulted them for having fun while he was "pursuing my dreams" or something similar. Since he's made zero progress towards any of his goals, I would think the roomies used their time more productively. At least they had fun. I don't Russ has had fun in years and it's all his own doing.
Implying Russ has ever had fun, ever.
 
I'm not sure how fast I could do it, but would anyone be interested in a fully subtitled Ariana trial video with different color text for each speaker, relevant Facebook posts displayed when mentioned by the judge, and maybe a bit of context for certain things when needed?
 
I'm not sure how fast I could do it, but would anyone be interested in a fully subtitled Ariana trial video with different color text for each speaker, relevant Facebook posts displayed when mentioned by the judge, and maybe a bit of context for certain things when needed?
You know perfectly well that the answer to that is "yes."
 
"My blood runs cold"......???

That makes no sense, even for Russell.

Is it some veiled reference to the J. Geils Band song "Centerfold", or am I off base even guessing Russ might know that one? They play it in wal-mart, so....

I just can't square "my blood runs cold" with a complimentary tone, and even in the song, the concept is NEGATIVE.

Or is Russ just randomly stupid, and I'm imagining things?
 
"My blood runs cold"......???

That makes no sense, even for Russell.

Is it some veiled reference to the J. Geils Band song "Centerfold", or am I off base even guessing Russ might know that one? They play it in wal-mart, so....

I just can't square "my blood runs cold" with a complimentary tone, and even in the song, the concept is NEGATIVE.

Or is Russ just randomly stupid, and I'm imagining things?

Russ definitely knows that song. He's mentioned that it, Pretty Woman, and 50 Shades were the inspirations for his "guy finds his high school sweetheart working in a brothel" screenplay.
 
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