🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Glade Candles]

I couldn't tell you. But I do know and I am extremely saddened by the fact Faith's life was ruined.

You helped ruin her life by allowing her to send nude photos to you when she was a minor.

The faith that I recognize was someone who was caring loving and always put other people's feelings and goals before her own.

You helped her ruin her life more by airing her dirty laundry (the cheating, the lies she told you) on stream.

I honestly think they dont care for each other.

You don't care for her either, Chris, because you're a child predator.

Did you keep those photos? Share them with anyone? Do anything but delete them immediately, inform the police and the parents?

I'd wager you still have them and because you're so fundamentally broken you'll never get rid of them.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

I want to shake you, punch you in the face because you're young, immature, dumb and creepy as fuck.... but above all listen to the replies here.... RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK.

FFS, if you're so cuntstruck you can't see what's wrong with your 'relationship' I don't know how anyone can help you. You have to see it for yourself and learn from this situation. Go and get help now and save yourself years of mental health in the future.

She's not worth it.

Its pretty sad when your situation is so fucked that even the farms are telling you to run. But by all means, keep ignoring and burn in the same grease fire faith is.

 

[ddlloo]

You admitted to receiving CP. You either like the public shame or you are fucking stupid beyond belief. I’m leaning towards the former. You are just as fucked up as Ralph, and possibly more than him ,since there is proof of you being a pedo. Your fucked. This shit will haunt you for the rest of your life. Maybe if you quit now and have no internet presence yOu can avoid it. I could say what I really want to but it won’t accomplish anything. Get the fuck off the internet, and get some help.

Personally I think it's the latter. He's absolutely besotted with his mental image of the Perfect Faith and is desperate to show the world (and himself) that she loved/loves him, and wasn't simply using him for her own narcissistic purposes with a complete and utter disregard for him as a person. So to that end he has to prove she never really left him, prove that she never actually liked ralph, and prove that the Good Faith in the Before Times was genuinely interested in him. So he posts all her private messages from while she was with Ralph, and explains how much they must have loved eachother by pointing to the nude pictures they sent and the fact that to this day they still cyber occasionally! Oh it doesn't matter that she was under aged! What's more important is that she cared for me!

The man's brains are scrambled. It's not even really a case of him still loving her, so much as it is him desperately trying to justify the complete and utter waste of the last 5 years of his life. It's not a waste if they were really in love :^]

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

A Halfway Crook and Ethan Ralph: A tale of two pedos, fighting over a methcow.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Personally I think it's the latter. He's absolutely besotted with his mental image of the Perfect Faith and is desperate to show the world (and himself) that she loved/loves him, and wasn't simply using him for her own narcissistic purposes with a complete and utter disregard for him as a person. So to that end he has to prove she never really left him, prove that she never actually liked ralph, and prove that the Good Faith in the Before Times was genuinely interested in him. So he posts all her private messages from while she was with Ralph, and explains how much they must have loved eachother by pointing to the nude pictures they sent and the fact that to this day they still cyber occasionally! Oh it doesn't matter that she was under aged! What's more important is that she cared for me!

The man's brains are scrambled. It's not even really a case of him still loving her, so much as it is him desperately trying to justify the complete and utter waste of the last 5 years of his life. It's not a waste if they were really in love :^]

It reminds me of the catfish episodes on Dr. Phil.

You get someone desperate, who has invested time and money in a relationship that was always false and they can't bring themselves to admit it, because that would be admitting they had been taken advantage of for years. Yet to an uninvolved person, the reality of the situation is clear as day.

@Ahalfwaycrook you're acting like the woman in the show linked above, yeah it's tough - it's awful. However, don't believe the sunk cost fallacy, don't keep investing. RUN.

 

[Pukebucket]

Something you have to understand about faith.

Her previous actions and what she's done is terrible to everyone. It was selfish it was cowardly it was just plain awful.

That's not the faith I know. And it's not the faith I knew.

This is someone I don't recognize.

This is a monster.

Something you need to know is that the Faith you knew never really existed. I'm not going to say "oh well she's a narcissist" or make any judgement on her mental state because she's frankly not old enough for her personality to be cemented yet (and I don't give enough of a shit to scroll through 2000 pages of a fucking thread just to find out all the nuances), but she has consistently shown manipulative behaviors that you keep explaining away or outright denying because you have placed her on such a pedestal that you are unable to recognize her flaws as anything other than "mistakes", as opposed to the deliberate and hurtful actions that they are.

You admitted in another post that she was dating a dude named Lewis but continued to sext you on the side; it doesn't matter how much she regrets it after the fact, she decided to commit emotional infidelity against Lewis with you. She's an established cheater even barring the shit going on with Ralph, you just tolerated what was happening to Lewis and let her talk her way out of that one because you were emotionally benefiting from your continued interactions with her, regardless of your moral stance on that. You essentially chose to feed your fucking boner with sexting and jerk-fuel rather than blocking her the second your supposed ex decided to hit you up as an booty call while with her current beau.

Now you're the other man. Or maybe Ralph is and she's cheating on you. At the end of the day who cares; she's using you either way.

You keep giving this chick excuses just because she's stroking your e-wiener. Yeah she's young and dumb; 18-year-olds do all kinds of stupid shit because they're still figuring shit out, especially when they get their first taste of true freedom) and she didn't deserve getting revenge porn dropped on the internet by a middle-aged jailbait Joe in my opinion, but I don't think you're doing her any favors by buying everything she says at face value when she has repeatedly put your relationship in limbo.

 

[Andrew Blaze]

The faith that I recognize was someone who was caring loving and always put other people's feelings and goals before her own.


I dont believe that's the same faith KF knows.

In fact when we left each other for a month (the month Ralph and her started talking) she met a guy on Twitter named Lewis.

She chose to sext me the entire time they were dating (this relationship was LDR only online) and she regretted alot of it. This would be about the same time we started watching buffy.

I don't see how the claim that she's "someone who is caring and loving" could possibly be supported by "she chose to sext me the entire time they were dating".

We're watching her lies blow up in her face. Sounds like she's a megahoe

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

@Ahalfwaycrook :
You never knew Faith.
She never cared about you. She used you the same way she's using Ralph.
She told her family you were a creep who was stalking her.
She told you that her parents abused her.
She lied about being afraid or Ralph.
She lied to Ralph about you.
And this is only the stuff that's known about the last few weeks.

Just imagine all the other crap she pulled on you over the years. You mentioned her lying about trying to commit suicide and being taken to the ER, there were probably hundreds of those you never knew about.
She was probably learning to lie and manipulate at that point when you caught the lie, and she got better and better at it over the years.
Just be happy if you got something out of this entire thing, but it's done, she's not your friend, she was not your SO, she was not the person you thought she was. That "Faith" never existed.

She's not going to come back ashamed to beg you for forgiveness like you are fantasizing, she will at best give you some shitty lie about not wanting to hurt you if you are able to confront her at any point, but that will only happen if you keep being obsessed about her.

Let it go, you are not chained to this chick in any way, live your life and find someone else who won't lie every time they talk to you.

 

[Disheveled Human]

@Ahalfwaycrook :
You never knew Faith.
She never cared about you. She used you the same way she's using Ralph.
She told her family you were a creep who was stalking her.
She told you that her parents abused her.
She lied about being afraid or Ralph.
She lied to Ralph about you.
And this is only the stuff that's known about the last few weeks.

Just imagine all the other crap she pulled on you over the years. You mentioned her lying about trying to commit suicide and being taken to the ER, there were probably hundreds of those you never knew about.
She was probably learning to lie and manipulate at that point when you caught the lie, and she got better and better at it over the years.
Just be happy if you got something out of this entire thing, but it's done, she's not your friend, she was not your SO, she was not the person you thought she was. That "Faith" never existed.

She's not going to come back ashamed to beg you for forgiveness like you are fantasizing, she will at best give you some shitty lie about not wanting to hurt you if you are able to confront her at any point, but that will only happen if you keep being obsessed about her.

Let it go, you are not chained to this chick in any way, live your life and find someone else who won't lie every time they talk to you.

This is high school. Ralph is a Chad what 34 year old wouldn't want all this to pine over.

 

[Noproblemo]

She came back and said she was in the ER while pretending to be her cousin and during all this time she was roleplaying as her cousin.

Wait wait wait, so she was inside Ethan Ralph?
This confirms that she's a pegger
And did you get off on that?

 

[Curious Addie]

@Ahalfwaycrook do you have any insight into what Vickers is referencing here?

If it is really something that would be funnier if Ralph didn't know I guess don't tell us until after it happens.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

@Ahalfwaycrook do you have any insight into what Vickers is referencing here?
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If it is really something that would be funnier if Ralph didn't know I guess don't tell us until after it happens.

lol. . . please, please let this be AIDS.

 

[Noproblemo]

Someone on Twitter made a good point that now Faith can't contact anyone because her dad took the phone. But considering what we now know about her I'd be more worried for Ralph. One day back and she's already made him want to shave his head. We might get the pillstream sooner than expected.

lol. . . please, please let this be AIDS.

It's AIDSZero. badum tss

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

lol. . . please, please let this be AIDS.

I reckon it's drug addiction. Meth, coke, or something like that. She knows if she goes back to CA she'll have to get clean but if she stays with Ralph she can go on using.

@Ahalfwaycrook does Faith do meth?

 

[Funkmaster]

I reckon it's drug addiction. Meth, coke, or something like that. She knows if she goes back to CA she'll have to get clean but if she stays with Ralph she can go on using.

@Ahalfwaycrook does Faith do meth?

Mundane Matt asked him that on stream and he said no, she only does pot.... but what would he know anyway? Dumb fuck thought she was his SO while she was licking gunt crease.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

This is high school Ralph is a Chad what 34 year old wouldn't want all this to pine over.

The funniest part is that on top of it all, Ralph has to overlook:
-Faith was cucking him (probably more than with ahalfwaysimp), releasing a sex tape doesn't change that in any way
-She talked shit about him like a fucking professional A-log (tampon breath, he's disgusting, etc.)
-Faith accused Ralph of threatening to rape her if she didn't keep her mouth shut about his lies
-She was not only keeping her relationship with ahalfwaycrook going but she was actively sending pictures to him while she was with Ralph and from Ralph's bathroom
-Meth boy actually showed a screenshot that Faith sent him of her DMs with Ralph where he basically admitted to lying about being together with her

The super chad had to overlook all of this like a desperate simp in order to take her back. I'm sure Dax is super proud of him.

BTW, on that last point, when did it go from it being a lie Ralph was telling to them actually being together? Did it ever actually happen? Or did she just fuck him, regretted it and told him to keep quiet about it?

@theralph the only way to convince us otherwise is to release a new sex tape, until you do, I'm going to believe she only had sex with you that one time and regretted it immediately and there is no relationship between you two. I mean, look at her face on that picture you posted, that doesn't look like a happy couple. You know what to do buddy.

 

[TheSimpShow]

A Halfway Crook and Ethan Ralph: A tale of two pedos, fighting over a methcow.

I've created the Season 1 Finale Trailer. Season 2 has started off strong, with ritual humiliation and a certain Mexican Jew possibly ostracizing himself from his own nephew with his public defense of DigiTroon.

It's amazing going back over last season though, I can't even believe all of this actually happened.

 

[Curious Addie]

I reckon it's drug addiction. Meth, coke, or something like that. She knows if she goes back to CA she'll have to get clean but if she stays with Ralph she can go on using.

@Ahalfwaycrook does Faith do meth?

Vickers specifically ruled out meth. I don't know where that rumor came from but there is really no basis to it. I don't think she was out running wild, she had no job, no money, her life was very much online.

Drug use would be the perfect excuse for Vickers, so his denial reinforces his credibility on that matter IMO.

 

[A Logging Company]

It's guys like @Ahalfwaycrook that give dad simulators like Jordan Peterson a career. Clean your room, wash your penis, and take a magnet to all your digital storage devices bucko.

 

[Pistoleer]

I understand that she lied cheated and manipulated everyone involved.

I do get that.

But one moment of stupidity isn't enough to ruin your life before it really began.

Seeing as how you seem to woefully lack a general understanding of women, I’ll give you some advice. Women learn early on to craft an image depending on who they are around to get what they want. Mostly they do this when they are young. Dudes do it too but it’s more chest beating “I’m a badass” shit than anything else, or in your case that Emo faggotry that was the rage 10 years ago. She’s showing two faces to both of you. Your problem is that you decided to put the pussy on a pedestal. As much as it pains me to credit the Gunt for anything, he at least kinda gets it, and is using her too.
You need to cut bait my dude. Get away from Faith and TheGunt, the KF, all of it. Get clean and fade into obscurity.