🐮 Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[White Baby]

EDIT: Still catching up on the thread, but if the mountain jews have split, do they get to share custody of the thread, or does Marshal get his own?

They haven't split, Melinda's just been downgraded to Marshall's bedwarmer instead of a full wife now.

 

[RapeMan]

There was once was a hoe from virginia
An adulteress and a sinner
If you took this slag
Cut off one eyebag
You'd have enough meat for dinner

 

[Kosher Salt]

You can say The Messiah said something and post a verse but if you can't draw it back to The Torah you are just creating a false Messiah

So Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John created a false Messiah when they recorded the teachings of Jesus?

I knew you weren't keen on Paul but you've just shifted the goalposts onto a whole different planet.

 

[Toasty]

Ditching Paul I can understand. Her position is far from unique. Paul is called an apostle, but he never met and followed Jesus. He was a legalistic persecutor of the early Christian Church until he switched sides, and became a legalistic jerk within the Christian Church. Imo, that is. He wrote all kinds of bossy letters telling early churches how to do things, and the attitudes expressed have. Strongly shaped modern churches, many people feel detrimentally. It doesn't help that the guy was quite sexist, even for his time. Many Xtians feel that the church has gotten bogged down teaching the rules of Paul, instead of the love of
Christ.
Now I get why @TamarYaelBatYah hates him so much. He sounds a lot like her, and that mirror must make her pretty uncomfortable.
I mean think about it. She outright denies the love and saving Grace if the Messiah, in favor of her interpretation of strict pedantic codes set down before the House of David, the line of Christ was even established. If she and Paul were set up and compared on who was more legalistic, and pretzeled up the real thing to suit their own ends, it would be a tough call.

 

[Spergichu]

Ditching Paul I can understand. Her position is far from unique. Paul is called an apostle, but he never met and followed Jesus. He was a legalistic persecutor of the early Christian Church until he switched sides, and became a legalistic jerk within the Christian Church. Imo, that is. He wrote all kinds of bossy letters telling early churches how to do things, and the attitudes expressed have. Strongly shaped modern churches, many people feel detrimentally. It doesn't help that the guy was quite sexist, even for his time. Many Xtians feel that the church has gotten bogged down teaching the rules of Paul, instead of the love of
Christ.
Now I get why @TamarYaelBatYah hates him so much. He sounds a lot like her, and that mirror must make her pretty uncomfortable.
I mean think about it. She outright denies the love and saving Grace if the Messiah, in favor of her interpretation of strict pedantic codes set down before the House of David, the line of Christ was even established. If she and Paul were set up and compared on who was more legalistic, and pretzeled up the real thing to suit their own ends, it would be a tough call.

Yeah but Paul actually devoted his whole life to travelling across the Roman Empire spreading the Word. Melinda just sits at home all day sperging online and not caring for her piglets.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Yeah but Paul actually devoted his whole life to travelling across the Roman Empire spreading the Word. Melinda just sits at home all day sperging online and not caring for her piglets.

That's because Paul legitimately believed in Salvation through Christ by repentance. She obviously does not. This is why she talks about sin debt and all that mumbo jumbo. She legitimately rejects Salvation, the core tenet and teaching of Christ. In her mind, her secret club will ascend to Heaven and the rest of us will be banished to the lake of fire, for the rest of eternity, even if we all repent and beg at His feet for forgiveness. That goes against any of the Messiah's teachings.

 

[Toasty]

She legitimately rejects Salvation, the core tenant and teaching of Christ.

I hate to go grammar Nazi but this is one that legit drives me bonkers. It's tenet, not tenant. Sorry. Spergout complete.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I hate to go grammar Nazi but this is one that legit drives me bonkers. It's tenet, not tenant. Sorry. Spergout complete.

Dude you're so close to getting called the N word

 

[Deadpool]

Dude you're so close to getting called the N word

You mean nigger? You know it's ok if you say it right?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

You mean nigger? You know it's ok if you say it right?

REEROOREEROO THAT'S NOT YOUR WORD

 

[Toasty]

Dude you're so close to getting called the N word

I actually have no idea which N word you mean, and am now burning with curiosity. So please, call me it.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Never mind that every single Netzarim or Messianic group accepts all the books I quoted as fact and truth,

Factually incorrect. All Netzarim reject Paul's writings, thats what makes them Netzarim.

A Messianic is someone who follows Paul as well as The Messiah

Do you think you could walk into any Netzarim congregation on the face of this earth and pull that shit and not get laughed and/or chased out?

There's no such thing as a Netzarim congregation. They simply don't exist. They are all independent people that meet in houses.

Secondly, if you would read before you speak, and quit clogging up the thread with repitituous information, you would already know that my writings have received great applause among other Netzarim, even a few Messianics.

I've even been invited by one major scholar to present my papers at his event.

So, your thoughts are not based on facts, not surprising.

Yeah, that sounds like an awesome model for your kids to witness as they grow up. I bet your sons will learn all sorts of lessons about emotional intimacy from their abusive father. You are perpetuating the cycle of abuse and you really don't give a shit, do you?

More folly from your mouth.

You once again seem unable to differentiate between a spousal relationship and a parent-child relationship.

I'll let you connect the dots

I'm using Yeshua to condemn Melinda,

Further, you have no ability to condemn me because you don't follow The Torah. You have to have actually walked The Torah for 3 years before you can even speak on the subject. "You shall not eat the fruit of a tree before 3 years".

Secondly, you haven't been ordained a Judge in the House of Israel. You have neither the spiritual maturity or experience in righteousness to render condemnation in anyone, least of all me

Doesn't need to be. The quotes are simple instructions

Incorrect. You can't take The Messiah's words out of context of their origin: The Torah

And part of obeying the Torah under Yeshua bin Joseph is to love thy enemies, to turn the other cheek, to forgive others of their sins that your sins might also be forgiven.

The Torah is A BOOK between Genesis and Deuteronomy. The Messiah's words are not "The Torah".

You have basic terms completely mixed up

You mean your specific interpretation of the Torah. Because you are not on the same page with like... anyone else.

So unfactual that you look like a stark idiot making this comment!

You obviously no little to nothing about the rainbow of religious beliefs to make such an idiotic statement!

Lol, Marshall doesn't love you, Melinda, and he certainly doesn't love your children. You're an easy victim, not a fully-realized person worth loving. There's literally nothing about you that's lovable.

Other than the fact that I already know how Marshall feels about me, I just simply could not even be possibly offended by this comment.

How many times have you seen me on this thread say that I don't need human love to be happy?

And how many times on this thread have I told you that I do not believe love should be the driving force of marriage?

C'mon now, I know you harp on every light detail I say, you should know!

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Other than the fact that I already know how Marshall feels about me, I just simply could not even be possibly offended by this comment.

How many times have you seen me on this thread say that I don't need human love to be happy?

And how many times on this thread have I told you that I do not believe love should be the driving force of marriage?

C'mon now, I know you harp on every light detail I say, you should know!

This post just makes me so happy. You have no idea.

 

[Spergichu]

The Torah is A BOOK between Genesis and Deuteronomy. The Messiah's words are not "The Torah".

You have basic terms completely mixed up

Why are you putting some book written by people over the Word spoken by the Son of God?

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Other than the fact that I already know how Marshall feels about me, I just simply could not even be possibly offended by this comment.

How many times have you seen me on this thread say that I don't need human love to be happy?

And how many times on this thread have I told you that I do not believe love should be the driving force of marriage?

C'mon now, I know you harp on every light detail I say, you should know!

You sound like the most depressing doomer loser ever, no shock you seem to have no friends, no family that cares about you, a husband that's a domestically violent beaner, and retard kids.

 

[Trombonista]

The Torah is A BOOK between Genesis and Deuteronomy.

The Torah is actually two scrolls or five books.

 

[Deadpool]

There's no such thing as a Netzarim congregation. They simply don't exist. They are all independent people that meet in houses.

Secondly, if you would read before you speak, and quit clogging up the thread with repitituous information, you would already know that my writings have received great applause among other Netzarim, even a few Messianics.

I've even been invited by one major scholar to present my papers at his event.

So, your thoughts are not based on facts, not surprising.

Factually incorrect. All Netzarim reject Paul's writings, thats what makes them Netzarim.

A Messianic is someone who follows Paul as well as The Messiah

All this is explained by the fact that there aren't that many netzarim and they're all as functionally retarded as you are. Hell I'll take the views of the starving nigger kikes in Ethiopia before I'll acknowledge the views of the netzarim.

 

[drtoboggan]

Has Batyah beaten the Jaker yet? What about Citwoman?

 

[White Baby]

Factually incorrect. All Netzarim reject Paul's writings, thats what makes them Netzarim.

A Messianic is someone who follows Paul as well as The Messiah

Where did I quote paul? Please, point that out to me. I'd love to see where I accidentally quoted paul, seeing as how on this particular subject I specifically avoided using any quotes from him because of your autism.

I've even been invited by one major scholar to present my papers at his event.

Bullshit. There's a pandemic going on, no one is holding events.

More folly from your mouth.

You once again seem unable to differentiate between a spousal relationship and a parent-child relationship.

Please read my words more carefully. Your children are witnessing the way you interact with Marshall and they will model that behavior in their relationships when they grow up. By allowing Marshall to turn you into his bedwarmer concubine, you are implicitly telling your children that this is the kind of relationship they should seek as adults.

Further, you have no ability to condemn me because you don't follow The Torah. You have to have actually walked The Torah for 3 years before you can even speak on the subject. "You shall not eat the fruit of a tree before 3 years".

One: you don't know me. You know a throwaway username and a Wonder Woman icon. I haven't slutted it up with multiple baby daddies so I'd say I'm a hell of a lot better at following the torah than you. Two: that's practical advice, not metaphorical. I can read leviticus too!

There's no such thing as a Netzarim congregation. They simply don't exist. They are all independent people that meet in houses.

Still counts as a congregation. You barely understand English as it is so please don't try and mince words with me.

 

[Toasty]

my writings have received great applause among other Netzarim, even a few Messianics.

I've even been invited by one major scholar to present my papers at his event.

Oh, look, it's story time with Melinda again. How she loves her fantasies.