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Lesbian dating in 2020. Zie actually paid money to super-like me.
(I finally stopped lurking and made an account here, first post, eviscerate me appropriately.)
Right so looking at this, lets break down that word salad into terms we can all understand.
Cyberpunk Faeri = Cybergoth EDM twat. Think goth but with plumbers pipping added in.
Transgrrl = Bloke in a dress
Looking for my street samurai triad to ride out this latestate capitlist dystopia we live in = I have no job prospects.
Recent Cancer Survivor = Alright thats legit.
Pre hormones = Bloke in a dress with no effot.
Non-operative = Zero commitment
Wannabe Cyborg = "penguin of DOOOOOOMMM"
Pan = Another lack of commitment. Subtle nod to inability to have a relationship.
Partnered Polyam RA = I have sex with another dysfunctional tranny, we are co-dependent.
Kinda Demi = FUCKING COMMIT TO SOMETHING YOU LAZY CUNT!
Bratty Sub-Switch = I like sissyhypno porn and cannot climax without kinky sex. Expect no love making.
Unicorn Emojji = Keep an eye on your pets.
Neuro-Divergent = I pretend my shitty attitude and lazy work ethic is a disorder and not a flaw.
420/Junkie = I have friend my brains and stunted my emotional, spiritual development.
Mythopoecist = This is a fucking made up word, prove me wrong.
Cosplayer = Buy shitty sissy outfits off of cheap chink websites. Imagine a medieval vision of hell in the bedroom.
Gamer = Lazy stoner
Roleplayer = Defense argument on the future sex charges.
Communitarin-Socialist = I have no personality beyond a bio page and my hairy penis.
Shinto-Buddist = Closeted Weeabo
Unitarian Universalist = A perplexing lack of commitment to fucking anything.
Abolish ICE, BLM, ACAB, Free Palastiene = I have no ability to express an original idea of my own.
Even though all this is quite a bit of information, this person remains utterly without a unique personality. This person is a fucking mist person, a fog, a general existence with no definable aspects that you could point to as "yes, this person is a human and I see them".