Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

[Bloitzhole]

so thanks to you, I have this now.
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I don't know what to do with it, but I have it now.

Buy one of these and also one of these. Then become a manager and have them on the table facing whomever you are addressing when someone's work performance isn't adequate and a stern talk must be had.

 

[Un Platano]

Spoiler: lol

 

[byuu]

yo dawg I heard you like cocks so we put yo cock in a cock

 

[Junkail]

Spoiler: lol

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There's nothing that superglue and some duct tape can't fix. Just don't stick your dick in it while it's drying.

 

[Dick Justice]

Spoiler: lol

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Literally fucked in half

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

You know, when reading about all these fucked up deviants, I often forget that sex (toy) positivity is your average 20-something adult woman with a very sheltered sex life going to work with something up her butt. The hardcore anal gape rape machines aren't the norm, and most people just want a thing or two to put it into.

That said; "Art".

 

[Coolio55]

You know, when reading about all these fucked up deviants, I often forget that sex (toy) positivity is your average 20-something adult woman with a very sheltered sex life going to work with something up her butt. The hardcore anal gape rape machines aren't the norm, and most people just want a thing or two to put it into.

That said; "Art".
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When I was 14, that's what I attempted to pass off mine to my mother when she saw it in my room.
Yeah! It's just a cool japanese rubber statue!

Even she didn't fucking believe it ...and she's really stupid.

 

[Cristobal’s Colon]

Are you a multi-gaming-expert?

 

[Snusmumriken]

Just by the incense/candles aisle in Donki is a shoddy 18+ curtain, behind which you can find any pedophile’s dream: a vast array of pocket pussies with little girls on the boxes for you to fantasize about fucking. They ain’t cheap, but what tiny girl poon is? Only the highest of class in Japan.

To be fair the women’s section also has its assortment of anime sword dicks with hot samurai boys on the cover art, unfortunately this time around I couldn’t seem to find any. Must be sold out?

 

[Rozzy]

Spoiler: yiff machine nsfl

 

[NoFeline]

I am absolutely fascinated by these but don't have the hardware to demo

Spoiler: Impossible Fetish

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

I am absolutely fascinated by these but don't have the hardware to demo

Spoiler: Impossible Fetish

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That's fucking nightmare fuel

 

[Cristobal’s Colon]

Just by the incense/candles aisle in Donki is a shoddy 18+ curtain, behind which you can find any pedophile’s dream: a vast array of pocket pussies with little girls on the boxes for you to fantasize about fucking. They ain’t cheap, but what tiny girl poon is? Only the highest of class in Japan.

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To be fair the women’s section also has its assortment of anime sword dicks with hot samurai boys on the cover art, unfortunately this time around I couldn’t seem to find any. Must be sold out?

You do realize that most of those toys are made in China, right?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Spoiler: yiff machine nsfl

yiffmachine.mp4

The man who attempted to gas furries in that hotel did nothing wrong.

 

[Snusmumriken]

You do realize that most of those toys are made in China, right?

And sold in Japan due to high demand apparently. Your point?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Spoiler: yiff machine nsfl

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Can you imagine being that guys neighbor?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

When I was 14, that's what I attempted to pass off mine to my mother when she saw it in my room.
Yeah! It's just a cool japanese rubber statue!

Even she didn't fucking believe it ...and she's really stupid.

looks like a weird candle

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Clicking on this thread was a mistake.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Clicking on this thread was a mistake.

aw i thought my gif was pretty funny

 

[LubbyChudder]

aw i thought my gif was pretty funny

I thought it was