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[Waffle Iron]

It would be more convenient to use if it was swastika-shaped.

Funnily enough, I was considering the swastika position for the women involved. Every woman laying on her side with her hips at a 90 degree angle. But I think you would need an additional person to actually push the women into position.

 

[Nip Slip]

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If you use a plain cross, you can see that all of the participants' feet and calves kinda overlap and touch each other. Which might be good for an erotic effect, but seems very inconvenient. Swastika shape allows for personal space, but you still have to make effort to keep the dildo suspended in the air.

This is what i see when male redditors/twitter accounts steal each others jokes over and over again

 

[ASCHQ]

This is what i see when male redditors/twitter accounts steal each others jokes over and over again

This mental image is disgusting and inaccurate. You would never find Redditors involved in something as disturbing as a swastika.

 

[NerdShamer]

This mental image is disgusting and inaccurate. You would never find Redditors involved in something as disturbing as a swastika.

Just replace "Redditors" with "NaziFurs" and then things are about as realistic as an retard buying into the Nazi kool-aid

 

[ASCHQ]

Just replace "Redditors" with "NaziFurs" and then things are about as realistic as an retard buying into the Nazi kool-aid

Spoiler: 100% unrelated

niqqa Imma be real wit chu right quick. I'd rather deal with an insufferable retard attempting to emulate/idolize ANY culture or political system based on 100+ year old documents than one who just updates their values with the times. That way I have at least some kernel of expectation for their actions and an avenue for criticism. I know that a majority of "communists" are fags and "white supremacists" are mutts, but I can at least talk to a man who's priority is to pretend a war based system is sustainable than a man who's main goal is to larp as a dog or woman.

Sexual urges are almost entirely mental. So it's no surprise to me that the people who use their God given mental agility to make gooning more convenient have a huge overlap with delusional neighbor-cattle political policies. One might go as far as to say that said mental state was instilled specifically for that purpose and that the abrupt changes in pornography coincide with psychological discoveries made in the 1900's & 70's.

Back on topic, have you ever wanted to f*ck your crack pipe?
Apparently multiple people do. It's probably unhealthy, but so is smoking crack.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Back on topic, have you ever wanted to f*ck your crack pipe?

Not an expert, but aren't those TOBACCO PIPES FOR SMOKING TOBACCO?

Crack (or meth) pipe you have to heat up super hot and directly, that's why they use glass. Silicone is going to insulate and scorch before being useful for crack.

 

[ASCHQ]

Not an expert, but aren't those TOBACCO PIPES FOR SMOKING TOBACCO?

Crack (or meth) pipe you have to heat up super hot and directly, that's why they use glass. Silicone is going to insulate and scorch before being useful for crack.

First two pictures were glass, the last was also glass but with a silicone sleeve for some reason. These are ceramic which I'm not sure would be a good use of crack but the first image definitely has weed in theirs. Believe me or not I didn't discover this on purpose, it just turns out there are dozens of them on most craft websites. Of course the sellers aren't going to recommend insertion, but I understand drug use doesn't lead to the best of choices. Especially for the type of person who spends money on a 5-8 inch glass dildo and places the tip in their mouth "as a joke" whilst imbibing what is likely a controlled substance. The denial in the reviews are insane.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/963381567/black-penis-hand-pipe?ls=s&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=penis+pipe&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&cns=1&sts=1&content_source=cf998067-2ac4-4732-9d9d-d50fd3d21f32%253ALT88ce713772f4f15e3728ed3b9ac7d30731986cb7&organic_search_click=1&logging_key=cf998067-2ac4-4732-9d9d-d50fd3d21f32%3ALT88ce713772f4f15e3728ed3b9ac7d30731986cb7

 

[Aunt Carol]

First two pictures were glass, the last was also glass but with a silicone sleeve for some reason.

Ohh, OK. I didn't squint hard enough at the dildo-pipes and missed that they were glass and ceramic.

Yeah, those are definitely for weed. Crack pipes are straight and metal or glass; meth pipes have a chamber, but both have to have direct heat or flame touch the substance.

 

[MIU]

when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

I think there should be a group of inspectors who look at your house and then if they find a sex toy, you get sent to nigger rape hell

 

[Roast Chicken]

Spoiler: dildo

I like the challenge.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Spoiler: dildo

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I like the challenge.

That is all.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Crack (or meth) pipe you have to heat up super hot and directly, that's why they use glass. Silicone is going to insulate and scorch before being useful for crack.

I can guarantee that in some ceramics R&D lab somewhere right now there’s a sample of a magical material that can easily be used to heat any street drug to maximum potency, then cool down in thirty seconds just enough to be safely inserted into any orifice with the optimal pliancy and is nontoxic, and the engineer staring at it is just trying to figure out how to incorporate it into a bomb or medical device to charge 10x the production cost per unit.

 

[Roast Chicken]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
That is all.

But I don't put it in my bum...