🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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Her breathing- holy fucking shit. A year ago her team.. TEAM of doctors and other health professionals kept telling her to walk and exercise for 15 to 30 minutes a day. She laughed, made excuses, ignored them. Now she can barely fucking walk without sounding like she's near death. She definitely sounds like someone struggling with carrying 300 extra pounds. IF she does wind up getting the rona - she's definitely a goner.
 
Taking a long drive is therapy.

Taking a drive to a favorite place to walk/hike for exercise is therapy.

Giving up on a walk for exercise cuz the place is closed is bs when you can talk a walk by starting out your front door.

Put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walking out the door....


The camera movement reflects her walking waddle
 
Claims to wanna lose weight, yet still eats a bunless burger from Wendy’s. Everyone knows that Wendy’s Chili is the only doctor approved weight loss food.
Hilarious because according to friends and even if you Google, Wendy's Chili is a main staple food you just shouldn't order. No shock she likes chitlins and rat tails.
 
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New pinned comment on her video

“we can’t blame ourselves for being a tad bit confused with all the diets out there” - ok so either do your research on them before committing to one OR just don’t do a stupid fad diet, you don’t need to be keto, vegan, vegetarian or whatever other fad is out there you just need to eat less and move more. She always makes out diets are scary and overly complicated when in reality most people research it before they try it.

She also mentions she’s been looking on Instagram at peoples weight loss journeys which is what ALR does and it never helps either of them.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
She doesn't even know what a balanced diet it, but yeah.. she's going to find what's best for her. Sure, Jan wow
 
Chantal is at her best right now; the new diet phase where she films herself waddling for a bit and rewards herself with “keto” food is pure gold. We know from here it won’t be long before she does a soft spoken video about how diets are too hard and she’s just gonna try to eat less followed by a car mukbang at 2am while snapping at “haters” on her live stream.

edited to add: imagine your “snack” being an entire block of cheese cut into cubes
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Holy Shitburger. I got anxiety just listening to the labored breathing as Chantal walked that whole 100 metres.
Has no one ever taught Chantal "pursed-lip breathing"? She was mouth-breathing her entire walk to the pic-nic table.
She needs to breathe in through her nose and blow out thru her lips like she is blowing out a candle...

Never mind. I came to my senses and realized that Chantal wouldn't do anything any medical professional would have told her.
In my defense, the wodka addled my brain.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
Her breathing sounds like darth vaders after taking a 2 minute walk LMAO .
What is she going to do in DR when all her friends go for a walk ? All she'll be able to do is stay at hotel and pig out on dominican fast food , but i guess she doesn't mind going to another country for the sake of fast food :P
 
  • Harasses Sam in 450lb deathfat baby voice
  • Switches to ogre voice
  • Switches back to standard camera angle, back to Amy Slaton cooing voice. Her eyebrows that she "doesn't shape" are freshly shaped, somehow.
  • Virtue signals water and the normal-size serving of bacon she's having for breakfast. Deathfats don't even eat breakfast normally, so she's gone from eating nothing to eating fried meat. Haydurs BFTO!!!
  • Eats some bacon in the way that she always eats salty food (snaps at it like a cobra and jerks like a malfunctioning animatronic). Suspicious jumpcut, she probably ticced hard
  • Tells us (with a mouthful of food because she's a trash pig) that she's going for a drive
  • "The place I wanna go [CRUNCH CRUNCH SLURP] it's like a nature conservation. I dunno if it's going to be open"
  • "I have a weird growth on my back", we are fortunately not shown
  • Blathers on with zero energy about her plans for the day who cares
  • Bitches about how her Sephora package isn't here yet because of the pandemic. I hope those of you who lost your jobs and livelihoods shed a tear here for her struggle.
  • More horfing and glurping as she sucks down the bacon like a wood chipper

  • Cut to Peetz being interviewed about bacon. This is the quality content we want to see
  • Level 83 witch cackle; low volume but NINE "hee"s
  • Peetz talks about She-Ra AGAIN
  • He says he's going to miss it. Chantal mumbles "that sucks" and then cuts abruptly. I lol'd

  • At the drive-thru
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  • She orders a "coffee" with SIX PUMPS of sweetener... and some heavy cream
  • She's in her Mongoloid Elvis sunnies
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  • She's been researching KETO DRINKS
  • Looks like another keto diet where she eats a high-fat ketogenic diet... plus 6000 calories of carbs a day. Skinny QUEEN!
  • Sings shitty music in her shitty voice, breathing multiple times per phrase
  • "I have such an appreciation for farmers" Saint Chantal is here. I don't think she's talking about us...
  • Tedious anecdote about some farmer she knew
  • The countryside reminds of her going to her grandfather's trailer. White trash romanticism
  • "My dream is to own my own boat"
  • Her grandfather had a boat "called Le Chalet D'Eaux, which means like, The Water Chalet". Flexing her expert French here
  • Explains what a houseboat is like her grandfather invented it or something
  • "I'd still like a better future for myself"

  • She's in some hick down. She films while driving.
  • Her GPS is telling her to go somewhere but she hasn't said where
  • Fantasises about how she wants to own a country house and a boat
  • Has news about the cats' health but will tell us later
  • Cut to her drinking water and breathing like she just ran ten miles. The cause of her near-death exhaustion? She got out to pump gas.
  • The park she was going to is closed. She drove there to find this out instead of just Googling it
  • She's heading to the next town "to go for a walk"
  • She went to Wendy's
  • KETO KETO KETO
  • Enumerates the garbage she bought
  • She's eating on camera, going to 2x speed
  • Looking good gorl
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  • She's going to do a grocery haul... right now
  • She got fruit, prosciutto (which has EXTREMELY high salt), olives, "a few cheeses" and some other vegetables. She spergs about carbs and nitrates because she's got a clickbate PhD as usual
  • Drinks from a $5 plastic water bottle
  • Standard fantasy diet talk


  • Cut to WaddleCam as she tries to walk 100m and sounds like Darth Vader blowing up a beach ball
  • It's really bad. Like, really bad. Like, go-to-a-hospital-right-now bad.
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  • Uh huh uh huh
  • This is very unsettling to listen to
  • She arrives at her destination: a shitty lakefront 100m from her car
  • Sits down on a bench to recuperate
  • "Setting little goals for myself every day and crushing them". You ate five times the calories while driving here that you burnt with your "walk" Chinny
  • Standard sign-off lies about how she's going to eat dainty hulthy snacks later
  • Oh we actually see them. Cuts forward in time and she's eating a fuckload of cheese as a "snack". She's lidurly going to be 50lbs lighter by Sunday, everybody.

FIN
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
  • Harasses Sam in 450lb deathfat baby voice
  • Switches to ogre voice
  • Switches back to standard camera angle, back to Amy Slaton cooing voice. Her eyebrows that she "doesn't shape" are freshly shaped, somehow.
  • Virtue signals water and the normal-size serving of bacon she's having for breakfast. Deathfats don't even eat breakfast normally, so she's gone from eating nothing to eating fried meat. Haydurs BFTO!!!
  • Eats some bacon in the way that she always eats salty food (snaps at it like a cobra and jerks like a malfunctioning animatronic). Suspicious jumpcut, she probably ticced hard
  • Tells us (with a mouthful of food because she's a trash pig) that she's going for a drive
  • "The place I wanna go [CRUNCH CRUNCH SLURP] it's like a nature conservation. I dunno if it's going to be open"
  • "I have a weird growth on my back", we are fortunately not shown
  • Blathers on with zero energy about her plans for the day who cares
  • Bitches about how her Sephora package isn't here yet because of the pandemic. I hope those of you who lost your jobs and livelihoods shed a tear here for her struggle.
  • More horfing and glurping as she sucks down the bacon like a wood chipper

  • Cut to Peetz being interviewed about bacon. This is the quality content we want to see
  • Level 83 witch cackle; low volume but NINE "hee"s
  • Peetz talks about She-Ra AGAIN
  • He says he's going to miss it. Chantal mumbles "that sucks" and then cuts abruptly. I lol'd

  • At the drive-thru
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  • She orders a "coffee" with SIX PUMPS of sweetener... and some heavy cream
  • She's in her Mongoloid Elvis sunnies
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  • She's been researching KETO DRINKS
  • Looks like another keto diet where she eats a high-fat ketogenic diet... plus 6000 calories of carbs a day. Skinny QUEEN!
  • Sings shitty music in her shitty voice, breathing multiple times per phrase
  • "I have such an appreciation for farmers" Saint Chantal is here. I don't think she's talking about us...
  • Tedious anecdote about some farmer she knew
  • The countryside reminds of her going to her grandfather's trailer. White trash romanticism
  • "My dream is to own my own boat"
  • Her grandfather had a boat "called Le Chalet D'Eaux, which means like, The Water Chalet". Flexing her expert French here
  • Explains what a houseboat is like her grandfather invented it or something
  • "I'd still like a better future for myself"

  • She's in some hick down. She films while driving.
  • Her GPS is telling her to go somewhere but she hasn't said where
  • Fantasises about how she wants to own a country house and a boat
  • Has news about the cats' health but will tell us later
  • Cut to her drinking water and breathing like she just ran ten miles. The cause of her near-death exhaustion? She got out to pump gas.
  • The park she was going to is closed. She drove there to find this out instead of just Googling it
  • She's heading to the next town "to go for a walk"
  • She went to Wendy's
  • KETO KETO KETO
  • Enumerates the garbage she bought
  • She's eating on camera, going to 2x speed
  • Looking good gorl
  • Wyświetl załącznik 1307141
  • She's going to do a grocery haul... right now
  • She got fruit, prosciutto (which has EXTREMELY high salt), olives, "a few cheeses" and some other vegetables. She spergs about carbs and nitrates because she's got a clickbate PhD as usual
  • Drinks from a $5 plastic water bottle
  • Standard fantasy diet talk


  • Cut to WaddleCam as she tries to walk 100m and sounds like Darth Vader blowing up a beach ball
  • It's really bad. Like, really bad. Like, go-to-a-hospital-right-now bad.
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  • Uh huh uh huh
  • This is very unsettling to listen to
  • She arrives at her destination: a shitty lakefront 100m from her car
  • Sits down on a bench to recuperate
  • "Setting little goals for myself every day and crushing them". You ate five times the calories while driving here than you burnt with your "walk" Chinny
  • Standard sign-off lies about how she's going to eat dainty hulthy snacks later
  • Oh we actually see them. Cuts forward in time and she's eating a fuckload of cheese as a "snack". She's lidurly going to be 50lbs lighter by Sunday, everybody.

FIN

Reading this made me realise that she never told us about the cats health, so did she forget or is she avoiding it cause they’re all sick??
 
She's not even 3 days into her "diet" and she has already moved the goal posts and lowered the bar. A clean and balanced diet and dirty keto are incompatible. Look how well that keeps working out for DeathbyJen. It's just more fat logic for her to be able to indulge in bacon, cured meats, grease, salt; processed foods and fast foods- deathfats "drug" of choice. Within a week, carbs and her portions will increase. The salt will cause her to retain water and she will be even more bloated than she is now.

I cannot fathom being that out of breath from pumping gas. If she keeps going the way she is going, the portable oxygen saga is a definite possibility.
 
Her walking down to the picnic table is all you need to know about her physical condition.

Her eating "dirty keto fast food" from Wendy's is all you need to know about her plan to lose weight.

Meanwhile I'm very distracted by Canada still looking like it's the beginning of March and not mid May.
 
Why does she insist on recording herself talk while chewing gum? Even fucking driving is transformed into a barnyard orchestra of huffing and lip-smacking.

Also, if her step-dad is truck driver, that's likely where her money comes from nowadays. Driving a lorry isn't glamorous but it's very skilled and always in high demand, so you can make a pretty good living out of it, especially if you have your own and don't have to go through a middle-man, as Chantal claims he does. This would also explain why Chantal magically started appreciating his work so much and started getting along with him.
 

Is this smug twat going to title every single video "crushing my goals" from now on? Why don't you make it a goal to shower sometime this year.

Yeah, you're doing amazing, Fatty. Caving and getting fast food on your third day into a "diet" and nearly dying because you waddled 50 feet. When she had almost reached the picnic table and was hardcore wheezing and the camera started swaying wildly I seriously thought she was about to keel over for real. And then croaks out a fake chipper "And we're here!" as if that wasn't horrifying.
 
I think the fries are actually worst than a whole quarter pounder with cheese if you compare them by calories...

Typically the "healthy" stuff like salads or wraps tend to have more calories than the burgers. Granted, salad has nutrients that the burger doesn't, but if you're going just by calories you are better off eating the burger. Chicken burgers are usually better than beef, especially if it's an unbreaded one. Harveys (fast food chain in Canada where you pick your toppings like at Subway) has one. Strangely, I don't recall Chinny ever going there... but I bet she will soon. Hi gorl!

I always figured she was the type to get the Gretzky special. Nine creams, nine sugars.

Every Canadian knows about the "double double" and I knew about the "triple triple" by going to Timmies with friends. Where would there even be space in the cup for the coffee with that abomination?
 
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