- Dołączono
- 25 Lis 2018
No fucking joke; shes gonna drop soon. 
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Hilarious because according to friends and even if you Google, Wendy's Chili is a main staple food you just shouldn't order. No shock she likes chitlins and rat tails.Claims to wanna lose weight, yet still eats a bunless burger from Wendy’s. Everyone knows that Wendy’s Chili is the only doctor approved weight loss food.
It's not hard to eat less, Chantal, you're just a glutton who has nothing to live for but deep fried food.
Ban anyone who doesn’t understand lolcow references, reel tawk.Hilarious because according to friends and even if you Google, Wendy's Chili is a main staple food you just shouldn't order. No shock she likes chitlins and rat tails.
- Harasses Sam in 450lb deathfat baby voice
- Switches to ogre voice
- Switches back to standard camera angle, back to Amy Slaton cooing voice. Her eyebrows that she "doesn't shape" are freshly shaped, somehow.
- Virtue signals water and the normal-size serving of bacon she's having for breakfast. Deathfats don't even eat breakfast normally, so she's gone from eating nothing to eating fried meat. Haydurs BFTO!!!
- Eats some bacon in the way that she always eats salty food (snaps at it like a cobra and jerks like a malfunctioning animatronic). Suspicious jumpcut, she probably ticced hard
- Tells us (with a mouthful of food because she's a trash pig) that she's going for a drive
- "The place I wanna go [CRUNCH CRUNCH SLURP] it's like a nature conservation. I dunno if it's going to be open"
- "I have a weird growth on my back", we are fortunately not shown
- Blathers on with zero energy about her plans for the day who cares
- Bitches about how her Sephora package isn't here yet because of the pandemic. I hope those of you who lost your jobs and livelihoods shed a tear here for her struggle.
- More horfing and glurping as she sucks down the bacon like a wood chipper
- Cut to Peetz being interviewed about bacon. This is the quality content we want to see
- Level 83 witch cackle; low volume but NINE "hee"s
- Peetz talks about She-Ra AGAIN
- He says he's going to miss it. Chantal mumbles "that sucks" and then cuts abruptly. I lol'd
- At the drive-thru
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- She orders a "coffee" with SIX PUMPS of sweetener... and some heavy cream
- She's in her Mongoloid Elvis sunnies
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- She's been researching KETO DRINKS
- Looks like another keto diet where she eats a high-fat ketogenic diet... plus 6000 calories of carbs a day. Skinny QUEEN!
- Sings shitty music in her shitty voice, breathing multiple times per phrase
- "I have such an appreciation for farmers" Saint Chantal is here. I don't think she's talking about us...
- Tedious anecdote about some farmer she knew
- The countryside reminds of her going to her grandfather's trailer. White trash romanticism
- "My dream is to own my own boat"
- Her grandfather had a boat "called Le Chalet D'Eaux, which means like, The Water Chalet". Flexing her expert French here
- Explains what a houseboat is like her grandfather invented it or something
- "I'd still like a better future for myself"
- She's in some hick down. She films while driving.
- Her GPS is telling her to go somewhere but she hasn't said where
- Fantasises about how she wants to own a country house and a boat
- Has news about the cats' health but will tell us later
- Cut to her drinking water and breathing like she just ran ten miles. The cause of her near-death exhaustion? She got out to pump gas.
- The park she was going to is closed. She drove there to find this out instead of just Googling it
- She's heading to the next town "to go for a walk"
- She went to Wendy's
- KETO KETO KETO
- Enumerates the garbage she bought
- She's eating on camera, going to 2x speed
- Looking good gorl
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- She's going to do a grocery haul... right now
- She got fruit, prosciutto (which has EXTREMELY high salt), olives, "a few cheeses" and some other vegetables. She spergs about carbs and nitrates because she's got a clickbate PhD as usual
- Drinks from a $5 plastic water bottle
- Standard fantasy diet talk
- Cut to WaddleCam as she tries to walk 100m and sounds like Darth Vader blowing up a beach ball
- It's really bad. Like, really bad. Like, go-to-a-hospital-right-now bad.
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- Uh huh uh huh
- This is very unsettling to listen to
- She arrives at her destination: a shitty lakefront 100m from her car
- Sits down on a bench to recuperate
- "Setting little goals for myself every day and crushing them". You ate five times the calories while driving here than you burnt with your "walk" Chinny
- Standard sign-off lies about how she's going to eat dainty hulthy snacks later
- Oh we actually see them. Cuts forward in time and she's eating a fuckload of cheese as a "snack". She's lidurly going to be 50lbs lighter by Sunday, everybody.
FIN
I always figured she was the type to get the Gretzky special. Nine creams, nine sugars.She orders a "coffee" with SIX PUMPS of sweetener... and some heavy cream
I think the fries are actually worst than a whole quarter pounder with cheese if you compare them by calories...
I always figured she was the type to get the Gretzky special. Nine creams, nine sugars.