I swear this thread is a real gem. Bryan is low-key one of the top lolcows on the entire site. The laughter goes 0-100 in the blink of an eye.The fact that he insists that the key participants in this thread are some boogey-men from the past is hilarious.
Bry, just log out. What happened to scrambling your password and never coming back? You're obviously incapable of ignoring even the most basic trolling, so just stop posting. Stop posting before you fuck up again in a major way and accidentally post your daughters birth certificate or your wife's nudes. It's time to stop posting Bry. You can still lurk, read and laugh, but if you don't stop posting, this SEETHING within you will just continue to grow.
Plus, don't create more awful content for your daughter to read later.
Just stop Bry. Or don't, and we'll just keep laughing our heads off.