💪 Tough Guys Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

I dont make content anymore, you all made sure I dont. I dont stream anymore, you all made sure I dont. I dont hang out with anyone on this side of the internet anymore, you all made sure I dont.
If Chris Chan, DSP and Amberlynn can continue to make content you don't get to use the excuse that the meanies at kiwifarms made you stop.

Though you really should just stop tbh.
 
I swear this thread is a real gem. Bryan is low-key one of the top lolcows on the entire site. The laughter goes 0-100 in the blink of an eye.The fact that he insists that the key participants in this thread are some boogey-men from the past is hilarious.

Bry, just log out. What happened to scrambling your password and never coming back? You're obviously incapable of ignoring even the most basic trolling, so just stop posting. Stop posting before you fuck up again in a major way and accidentally post your daughters birth certificate or your wife's nudes. It's time to stop posting Bry. You can still lurk, read and laugh, but if you don't stop posting, this SEETHING within you will just continue to grow.

Plus, don't create more awful content for your daughter to read later.

Just stop Bry. Or don't, and we'll just keep laughing our heads off.
Hes a barrel of laughs and now that hes played the victim we should have a sock defending the queens honor any minute now
 
Hello fellow kiwis. Now I have no idea who this King of Pol guy you all hate is but its such a cope your all here to alog on him ever since he pwned you all in COD and tea bagged your bodies. Hes a pretty cool guy and every time we hang out he is able to pound way more beers than me and is the best COD, Halo and street fighter player I ever met plus he gets all the women.
Really a shame its like 3 guys he let down gently after they asked him out years ago since KOP is not gay who couldn't live with rejection decided to made 50 alt acounts each to throw hate.
 
Hello fellow kiwis. Now I have no idea who this King of Pol guy you all hate is but its such a cope your all here to alog on him ever since he pwned you all in COD and tea bagged your bodies. Hes a pretty cool guy and every time we hang out he is able to pound way more beers than me and is the best COD, Halo and street fighter player I ever met plus he gets all the women.
Really a shame its like 3 guys he let down gently after they asked him out years ago since KOP is not gay who couldn't live with rejection decided to made 50 alt acounts each to throw hate.
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Does he suck your dick then or just ask for an outline?
Truthfully it does get a little uncomfortable despite his claims of it being funny and ironic when he tries to get you to put on a stained black ball cap with 4 crudely drawn white stars on it and take a short walk with him to a bar called southern nights about 15 mins away from his place which he swears isn't a gay bar.
 
Truthfully it does get a little uncomfortable despite his claims of it being funny and ironic when he tries to get you to put on a stained black ball cap with 4 crudely drawn white stars on it and take a short walk with him to a bar called southern nights about 15 mins away from his place which he swears isn't a gay bar.

I'm sorry he had to harass you. Maybe the next guy or girl will try to build things up first before asking to take your man juice.
 
If Bird is .txt, then who am I? How many sworn e-enemies does our Bry Bry have?
Obviously Godwinson. Oh wait isn't that Goku1000000, or what that me? I'm fairly confused at this point.

With the list of enemies Bry Bry has, its always been interesting to me that he always thinks the people making fun of him here are like 90% old SoK members.
 
These crazies are always sure they know the secret identities of their mockers. And they're always wrong.
 
BSV tagged Bryan in the JMAA thread:

LOL did this guy go to the king of pol sockpuppet academy?

The response from Bryan was well done, I think

Yes, yes he did actually. Respect him BSV 1589923875873.png

"University of Outlines", "Juan 'Poop eater' Alcon" gets in a poking reference to dude the thread's about, the university Vice President is Darksydephil, Bryan's name is signed at the bottom. Some nice touches to this. A nice answer to some banter thrown his way from BSV.
 
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