💼 Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Głosy: 223 8,6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Głosy: 91 3,5%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Głosy: 227 8,7%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Głosy: 728 27,9%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Głosy: 339 13,0%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Głosy: 344 13,2%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Głosy: 120 4,6%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Głosy: 209 8,0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Głosy: 162 6,2%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Głosy: 164 6,3%
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José Mourinho powiedział(a):
It does make me wonder that yes, obviously Alex is bad at coding and even he admitted he wasn't a very good coder either (apart from doubling down and saying about how "if-else" and "switch case" are different styles whatever shit that is) and this is why he relied on volunteers (as far as I know, he did say that 90% of the stuff wouldn't be in the game if it wasn't for his volunteers), but the question is instead of trying to delay yourself so long just to solve some issues and as well as trying to figure out about more features you would add, why can't he just do the crowdfunding campaign much earlier and hire professional programmers to do the job much faster? When the game was at its peak of popularity that would be a perfect time for you to start a crowdfunding campaign to finish all the rivals instead of spending 6 years adding some shit and wondering how would Osana would be fleshed out. If you want to add these new features you thought of, just add them as DLC or something. If anything, the prototype sandbox build way back then during its height and peak of popularity even without Osana is good enough to make people think the concept and idea was interesting at its time compared with right now after like years late.

Also meh, I can understand how people not liking TRO's video for being too fence-sitting which is understandable, but I still enjoyed it especially for his critiques.

Anyway, new blogpost for new update:


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The reason why he wouldn't hire other programmers is the same reason his code sucks: ego.

This isn't about making a polished, fun game for people - this is about being Alex affirming that he's good enough. Criticism, to Alex, proves the opposite. It means he's fucking up. Having to hire people would be even worse for him. While I haven't been watching the thread too closely, I would assume he has no interest in releasing the game because that means everyone has a chance to finally evaluate him and what he's made. While it's unreleased, he can justify the poor quality to himself and that's all that matters.

Instead of hiring other programmers, what he ought to do is anything else but this game. He should be immersing himself in other people's work and attempt to match consistency. Honestly, he should try contributing to open-source projects. As silly as that sounds, the communities around those projects are very likely to reject his work and explain what's wrong with it, opening a line of dialogue that would be helpful and give him more opportunities to see how problems are solved.

Of course, that would only work if he actually gave a shit and wanted to be a better programmer, but that's not his goal.
 
Just saying, this guy's gonna look like cosmo when he decides to become the girlfriend.
I mean come on, he gives off major coomer vibes + weird interest in girl's underwear + "coder".
 
you know what I just realized?
In expelling elimination method, you need to accuse Osana for smoking by placing a pack of cigarettes in her bag.
If everyone is 18+ in this school, shouldn’t it be legal for students to smoke? Even if smoking on school territory is forbidden, student still can keep cigarettes in their bag to smoke in approved for smoking places.
 
















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Someone made a better game than Yandere Simulator in 2 hours, lmao.
 
I was digging through r/osana and someone posted this.

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YourMommasBackstory powiedział(a):
you know what I just realized?
In expelling elimination method, you need to accuse Osana for smoking by placing a pack of cigarettes in her bag.
If everyone is 18+ in this school, shouldn’t it be legal for students to smoke? Even if smoking on school territory is forbidden, student still can keep cigarettes in their bag to smoke in approved for smoking places.
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Smoking is 20+ in Japan.
 
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Funny coming from the guy who sounds less human than a text to speech program.
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Edit: Someone at one of the anti subreddits decided to share the Adolfin being an edgy idiot post. A lot of the replies seem to miss the point. The screenshot was meant to highlight how Adolfin and Alex seem to share similar ideas to the type of people they think need to die. The added part "but we don't live in iran heh" was the cherry on top of the idiot sundae.
 
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Boulder Patrol powiedział(a):
The reason why he wouldn't hire other programmers is the same reason his code sucks: ego.

This isn't about making a polished, fun game for people - this is about being Alex affirming that he's good enough. Criticism, to Alex, proves the opposite. It means he's fucking up. Having to hire people would be even worse for him. While I haven't been watching the thread too closely, I would assume he has no interest in releasing the game because that means everyone has a chance to finally evaluate him and what he's made. While it's unreleased, he can justify the poor quality to himself and that's all that matters.

Instead of hiring other programmers, what he ought to do is anything else but this game. He should be immersing himself in other people's work and attempt to match consistency. Honestly, he should try contributing to open-source projects. As silly as that sounds, the communities around those projects are very likely to reject his work and explain what's wrong with it, opening a line of dialogue that would be helpful and give him more opportunities to see how problems are solved.

Of course, that would only work if he actually gave a shit and wanted to be a better programmer, but that's not his goal.
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At the height of his Patreon bux he was making $5,000 a month. That's more than enough to have hired a small team. But no, he keeps autistically insisting Osana has to be in the game and working before he can start a Kickstarter, which is what will pay for programmers. And then he keeps wasting time adding other shit that just bloats up the game. That coupled with his shitty code makes it harder and harder for him to implement the core gameplay loop. If he had just swallowed his pride and paid one or two other people to do the coding part the fucking game would be in a release ready state by now.
 
Speaking of the sex license, Alex stated that in order to get one you needed evidence of something a teen wouldn't have like driver's license or college degree/attending college right? Well here's the flaw in that- there are kids younger than eighteen in college, some as young as sixteen. So the sex license thing, apart from being really fucking stupid, has a massive loophole that can be abused.
 
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Speaking of the sex license, Alex stated that in order to get one you needed evidence of something a teen wouldn't have like driver's license or college degree/attending college right? Well here's the flaw in that- there are kids younger than eighteen in college, some as young as sixteen. So the sex license thing, apart from being really fucking stupid, has a massive loophole that can be abused.
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I don't understand why he even considered the idea to "participate in this thought experiment" and propose the notion of a sex license... while he was literally being accused of being a pedophile.
 
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