[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[instythot]

I don't think Kat wants kids given she's already dealing with a giant one.
Bitch wanted a sugar daddy and got a sugar son.

With however many thousands a month that just got freed up into disposable income? Kat better play her cards right because Phil is now solvent enough to trade up to a less horse-y woman who does want kids

 

[Here Comes Mongo]

So let me get this straight - does that mean that Phil has no debts after this? Because I've skipped through thread and the info is self-contradicting.

His CC debt is discharged. He still has his car, his WAKhando debts. The CTKhando is still up in the air, too.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So let me get this straight - does that mean that Phil has no debts after this? Because I've skipped through thread and the info is self-contradicting.

We really don't know what it means yet and we might not for several more weeks.

 

[Red Mask]

Figures. That is all.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

His CC debt is discharged. He still has his car, his WAKhando debts. The CTKhando is still up in the air, too.

Thank you. So basically he is still in debt, only not as deep as before, but still deep enough?

 

[Homer Simpson]

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24 May 6, 2020 Main Document Discharge of Debtor, Chapter 7 (automatic)

I LOVE IT! Said it before and I will say it again. Phil fascinates me. He could fall from a plane, land in a pile of shit, and walk away clean. The man is a constant failure but never gets touched by it.

 

[Rekkington]

As a big fat failure who sucks with money, I like how DSP won this.
It gives hope to people like me, who deserve no hope but get it anyway.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Credit card companies are super happy with this result, that's why they didn't fight it. They've gotten their money and then some with minimum payments plus interest. Now they get to offer this proven financial chump some more credit with higher interest and they get to keep collecting that sweet sweet interest. Credit card companies love bankruptcy.

This is my hope. Phil has learned nothing from this except that he can get bail outs. I hope he just starts going on to being interesting soon. This whole chapter 7 thing has been like a wet fart of an ending to what was the best drama he'd had in a while.

 

[Ric Flair Woooo]

Isn't this what we wanted though? Asset case goes through and Nancy takes whatever she can? A dismissal seemed to always be a long shot. Now she can come in and start taking his shit. He's been way too bitchy the past couple weeks so something might be happening "behind the scenes."

 

[instythot]

Thank you. So basically he is still in debt, only not as deep as before, but still deep enough?

I think once you back out the credit card debt and resolve the ct condo, it looks normal. Mortgage and car loan. Both well within his means

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

At this point, he could develop full body cancer and come out on the other end as fucking Wolverine.

My God... he never got that Wolverine toy, so his luck makes him BECOME Wolverine.

 

[eggsandwich]

His parents must've been so proud of him. Maybe he should get one of those ultra expensive 1:4 Wolverine figure just prove how successful he's.

 

[Here Comes Mongo]

Thank you. So basically he is still in debt, only not as deep as before, but still deep enough?

Yeah, more or less.

I think once you back out the credit card debt and resolve the ct condo, it looks normal. Mortgage and car loan. Both well within his means

He still has taxes to pay, too. But that will likely go on the wayside in favor of giving Scopely his tips to get his shiny half-naked men with the pretty stars.

 

[actually]

Isn't this what we wanted though? Asset case goes through and Nancy takes whatever she can? A dismissal seemed to always be a long shot. Now she can come in and start taking his shit. He's been way too bitchy the past couple weeks so something might be happening "behind the scenes."

Only asset worth anything is the WAkhando.

I think once you back out the credit card debt and resolve the ct condo, it looks normal. Mortgage and car loan. Both well within his means

Also his taxes.

 

[School of Fish]

This is my hope. Phil has learned nothing from this except that he can get bail outs. I hope he just starts going on to being interesting soon. This whole chapter 7 thing has been like a wet fart of an ending to what was the best drama he'd had in a while.

It's just similar to how the government bails out the banks and they learn nothing when they become responsible for crashing the economy again.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Good for Phil. He deserved a win.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I think once you back out the credit card debt and resolve the ct condo, it looks normal. Mortgage and car loan. Both well within his means

Well, people claimed that he makes 100 000 dollars a year and he ended up filing for bankruptcy, so something just doesn't add up. In any case people forget another trait of Phil - he always finds a way to fuck up the consequences of his dumb luck, so we just need to wait for that.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

I don't think Kat wants kids given she's already dealing with a giant one.
Bitch wanted a sugar daddy and got a sugar son.

So what you're saying is that we're gonna get the "Abort the Pig" saga soon?

 

[instythot]

Yeah, more or less.



He still has taxes to pay, too. But that will likely go on the wayside in favor of giving Scopely his tips to get his shiny half-naked men with the pretty stars.

Only asset worth anything is the WAkhando.



Also his taxes.

An astute man who is capable of recognizing the gift he has just been given would take this opportunity to deal with the taxes.

What will Phil do with this opportunity? Was his handling of the viral success of KOGaming a mere foreshadowing of what we are about to witness?

 

[actually]

So when can we expect Nancy's actual report?