[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[Sheryl Nome]

the alogging in this thread is delicous, I actively root for Phil at this point because I know the DETRACTORS will never cease anyways.

 

[UncleTusky]

Just had a thought: What if the court did this because they deduced that if they threw it out like they had the ability to (I refuse to believe they were incompetent enough to not recognize his grift), Phil was just going to immediately re-apply, and they want him off the docket for at least a few years?

The court can dismiss with prejudice & impose a long waiting period on refiling if it's a really egregious abuse and they chose not to do that here. I think what happened here was that Nancy couldn't show the expense claims were so fraudulent that it warranted a dismissal, and from there the creditors just did not care enough to fight it either. The exact wording in the bankruptcy code is basically "debts will be discharged unless someone cares enough to prove the filing is false" so the burden of proof was on them from the second Phil filed.

 

[Beavis]

i just can't help but ask, HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO IT?

It took a literal pandemic to get him out of this mess. It’s amazing.

 

[School of Fish]

I can't get mad at Phil. The fact that his inhuman luck allows him to dodge all consequences is goddamn amazing. It's like a Fallout character with 10 in Luck and 1 in all other stats blundering his way through the game.
For all the people angry that Phil is a goddamn chad who can get away with everything, be grateful that Phil is incompetent and his malice is of the petty kind. Anyone with Phil's luck and competence would be goddamn terrifying.

Well he's basically an overpowered anime character at this point.

 

[LiquidKid]

I’m now convinced that Phil is some esoteric inside joke by the programmers of the matrix.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

It took a literal pandemic to get him out of this mess. It’s amazing.

fucking Timothy Dexter- tier lucky son of a bitch, godspeed

 

[School of Fish]

If DSP had a theme song then it would be this.

And this.

And even this.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I think what happens is that if you're an average person and you fuck up the system slaps you and you don't do it again.

On the other hand, if you constantly fuck up then the slapping stops because 'the system' is made up of people and a lot of those people will be put in a situation where they have discretion. If you're very obviously hapless then that will start to work in your favor.

I bet in this case the judge saw Phil being hapless, a bunch of idiots had called into the creditors meeting and the judge decided to cut Phil some slack just to piss off said idiots.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

NOT YET DPS!

 

[Null]

He's still considered a joke/asshole by the general populace and has no friends.

Do you have a wife?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Do you have a wife?

based and DSP pilled.

 

[FormerPro]

I feel like if a normal person had the luck DSP has had then they'd be Jeff Bezos or at least be in a comfortable, happy place in their life.

The fact he has had the most luck ever documented and all he has to show for it is 4th place at EVO and a Chapter 7 bankruptcy is testament to what an incredible fuck up he is.

 

[the fall of man]

TFW WWE controls the US Judiciary. Proud to be an American

 

[wahkando]

He is an asset case now. Not what he wanted.

This is pure cope. He has no assets dude lol.

 

[Beavis]

I feel like if a normal person had the luck DSP has had then they'd be Jeff Bezos or at least be in a comfortable, happy place in their life.

The fact he has had the most luck ever documented and all he has to show for it is 4th place at EVO and a Chapter 7 bankruptcy is testament to what an incredible fuck up he is.

Never doubt a lolcow’s ability to survive.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

The court can dismiss with prejudice & impose a long waiting period on refiling if it's a really egregious abuse and they chose not to do that here. I think what happened here was that Nancy couldn't show the expense claims were so fraudulent that it warranted a dismissal, and from there the creditors just did not care enough to fight it either. The exact wording in the bankruptcy code is basically "debts will be discharged unless someone cares enough to prove the filing is false" so the burden of proof was on them from the second Phil filed.

How could she not do that when he didn't lay out those expenses in enough detail for the 5k figure to make sense?

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Wait, you're telling me Darksy will not face any consequences for filing that egregiously deceitful bankruptcy form?
I honestly don't want to believe that.

 

[Tism the Return]

It's been said before but smug and arrogant Phil is best Phil, if only because the inevitable downfall that follows is funnier.

 

[instythot]

If DSP had a theme song then it would be this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ADdpLv3RDhAAnd this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9dB_ubVAnGwAnd even this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Oc8vrGjyqes

You missed this

I assume there are hundreds of songs with similar titles that Phil could use as his entrance music from now on

How could she not do that when he didn't lay out those expenses in enough detail for the 5k figure to make sense?

Never underestimate just how much weaponized autism pisses off a normie on the receiving end of it, and consider just how much detracting Nancy was personally exposed to

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

I'm in tears. How the fuck does he do it