[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[GogglyGoblin]

Why is there so much A-Logging in this thread?

Because dummies think DSP must pay for the high crimes of being an ungrateful idiot.
You can read faggots in this very thread getting riled up thinking that he was going to be ass raped by gay black men in jail for lying in his bankruptcy filing.
lmao @ all these mad hoes rn

 

[ajax]

i would be angry but in the end i know he will fuck up somehow in the end

he is still a fuckup who went bankrupt with literal half a million. he is still a micro transaction gambling addict,he still is physically and mentally fucked.etc

theres no point being angry,especially since thats what phil wants.expect smugness and laughing at detractors when he comes back

There's no point being angry, but there's no point bargaining (3rd stage of grief) either.

He's won, there is no future "fuck up" to wait for. He will always win. Just accept that and laugh at the absurdity. Hoping for anything more in the future will let you down.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

You know this biggest bummer here to me is that phil spent months being right, he got exactly what he wanted and what he said he was going to get, and now he’s going to be a smug cunt about it.

smug phil, much like phil getting ️ Money, just isn’t as entertaining as begging and nervous phil

 

[hundredthousand]

The moral of the story here kids, is that you can be an absolutely irresponsible degenerate with money, chose to not pay taxes, and spend the money on mobile games while lying on your bankruptcy forms only to be bailed out of having to pay any responsibility or learn any lesson.

The system works.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

You know this biggest bummer here to me is that phil spent months being right, he got exactly what he wanted and what he said he was going to get, and now he’s going to be a smug cunt about it.

smug phil, much like phil getting Money, just isn’t as entertaining as begging and nervous phil

I await the inevitable smug video.

 

[PieceofShet]

You know this biggest bummer here to me is that phil spent months being right, he got exactly what he wanted and what he said he was going to get, and now he’s going to be a smug cunt about it.

smug phil, much like phil getting Money, just isn’t as entertaining as begging and nervous phil

He is an asset case now. Not what he wanted.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Someone make this man a crown so when this is finally over he can lord his majesty over all of us.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He is an asset case now. Not what he wanted.

We still don't know if everything was discharged either, and those taxes aren't going away. Still plenty of time for some plot twists.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

i just can't help but ask, HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO IT?

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

I like to fuck with Phil, but i'm absolutely laughing my ass off at the massive shitstorm today's events have caused

 

[HeadbuttEnthusiast]

He's bankrupt, what a win this is for DSP.

 

[HumanHive]

Someone make this man a crown so when this is finally over he can lord his majesty over all of us.

He wears a crown of shit upon his liar's chair
Full of broken games, the devs cannot repair

 

[Randall Fragg]

I can't get mad at Phil. The fact that his inhuman luck allows him to dodge all consequences is goddamn amazing. It's like a Fallout character with 10 in Luck and 1 in all other stats blundering his way through the game.
For all the people angry that Phil is a goddamn chad who can get away with everything, be grateful that Phil is incompetent and his malice is of the petty kind. Anyone with Phil's luck and competence would be goddamn terrifying.

 

[Overcooked Raccoon]

While I'm upset it happened this way (great system btw), I'm actually excited for the smug video response.

Not for the purpose of Phil's benefit, but mainly for the detractors that are just going to use that video for dunking on Phil the moment he gets into another shitshow of his own doing.

We don't know everything in full currently as people have said, so there can always be more to it then just this. There's also the Khando, the taxes, and Phil is bound to get himself into more havoc so just look forward to what's coming.

 

[Fougaro]

Is this it guys? Is Phil the Chosen One the legends of old have spoken of?

 

[Covfefe]

Don't worry everyone - I am sure a lot of people who are upset that Phil kept his house and survived financially will go give him a bunch of money to tell him how upset they are that he keeps getting money! Any day now, the relentless troll cheering is going to break him and the intense, internet-wide attention is going to force him into obscurity!

 

[Spit bucket]

He's still considered a joke/asshole by the general populace and has no friends.

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Damn, Phil does it again. I wonder what will happen next?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

@actually

Just had a thought: What if the court did this because they deduced that if they threw it out like they had the ability to (I refuse to believe they were incompetent enough to not recognize his grift), Phil was just going to immediately re-apply, and they want him off the docket for at least a few years?

 

[hundredthousand]

Is this it guys? Is Phil the Chosen One the legends of old have spoken of?

I don't believe in god, but I think I now believe in the devil.