The Penultimate Warrior
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My favourite part of the noodles review wasn't the spoon, it was when he tries to pour the boiling water out of a mug, it of course goes all over the counter, and he blames the mug.
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My favourite part of the noodles review wasn't the spoon, it was when he tries to pour the boiling water out of a mug, it of course goes all over the counter, and he blames the mug.
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- 15 Gru 2018
I can say from experience that's not for everyone. A lot of people at a job I used to work with back in the day couldn't handle it. You need to lift shit and meet your target for units received.
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- 26 Lis 2019
You know I found a YouTube comment from the guy who hosted that event and he talked about that incident. It’s about a year old and I was unsure if anyone would be interested or if it had already been posted.
Here goes nothing:
in backwards order bc I’m exceptional. I guess this guy started/ran(runs?) East Coast Throwdown.As I said, wasn’t sure if it had been posted but I figured if it has it’s been a while.
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tzgnilki
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- 29 Sie 2019
kinda weird for dsp not to know the ^2 footage of his office
edit: forgot to mention, yoinked from tervin's stream
edit: forgot to mention, yoinked from tervin's stream
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lol. Not really. We know he's scamming the numbers and claiming the whole condo. He is absolutely another greasy onionboy.
Schrödinger's Kat
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- 2 Lut 2020
Its amazing how Phil so effortlessly treats his viewers like literal trash. Someone gives him money to answer a very basic question about his office and he responds with "I don't care enough to answer your question". If the cheer had been larger, maybe he'd care.
When are these fools going to learn that giving Phil money does not yield anything in return? Was this salty, insulting answer worth it? Because if you want salty Phil, don't give him money and you'll have much better results.
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- 3 Lut 2013
In fairness, that was some pretty transparent bait. Of course if he'd answered it, the very next thing would be another "helpful" email to Nancy detailing exactly what % of the condo's square footage he counts as his office, complete with helpful cross-references to tax forms she might want to pull up.
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- 2 Wrz 2015
They won't ever, because they're either
1. Trolls who for myriad reasons want Phil in this agitated state of douchebaggery, but don't understand the intricacies of trolling other than "I want to be the next Bluespike!"
2. So socially damaged that Phil's abusive responses are either the norm, or the only human contact they regularly receive. The NEETs who live off of tugboat money or inheritances, for instance.
3. Proto-DSP's themselves who either bought into his manipulations, or are of the same psychological make up.
They will never learn. Phil will stop streaming, or they'll run out of money, or another gold digger will poach them before they ever learn.
But on Phil's end, a good streamer is supposed to be personable with his audience. Current Phil doesn't even have that illusion anymore. His RAW UNCUT gameplay is boring, his conversation is standoffish at best, and the only connection he wants with you is with your paypal address. Its really impressive how little empathy they'll shell out big bucks for. Even findoms seem less like pricks comapred to Phil rn
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I'll draw on my own experience from the one time I did it when working at Target as the backroom guy. This was I think the first month I was there and they had me coming in at the crack of dawn because the guy they had training me only worked the super-early morning shift (when they unload the semi trucks in the back), before they eventually rotated me into the typical morning/evening shifts.
Now, the guy training me was super cool, think he was working two jobs which is why he worked that early though I never learned what his other job was.
It was everybody else who exclusively worked that super early morning shift that gave me pause. Generally, I will always speak well of the people who I worked with at Target, but only because I got to know them well enough. These early morning crew guys looked like people management certainly wouldn't want hanging around the store when customers were around. So you can only imagine how long it would take before Phil started making up excuses to not be anywhere near these guys since he hates people by default.
Plus, as mentioned, the physical demands are brutal. I only had to do morning restock once or twice but I was constantly bending up and down, ripping open cardboard packaging to get new stock, and of course handling heavy packages all over the place. And I was fresh out of college at the time so I still had youth on my side and I wasn't consuming trash all day.
Phil might legitimately die of overexertion if he had to do just one morning restock shift. Its a miracle he doesn't have more visible health problems and can still walk.
Funko Pops NFT collector
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- 27 Sty 2019
Not only his fans are all autistic spergs,but they also think that Phil being the most toxic butthurt person on earth is funny. I have been on Phil streams lately and everytime Phil tells someone to go fuck himself everyone in his chat spams the lean in manual ban emote.
Since all of his fans are autistic spergs and have something wrong with them I assume they were bullied and now they can be on the bully side for once,remember when wardogleader got called the king of suffering because he told Phil that his brother died and he cloud still cook for himself? (Phil was complaining that he was so busy that he cloudnt cook for himself,no comment needed on that),when wardogleader came back like the whipped cuck he is his chat was asking for him to get banned.
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lavrentiyberia
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- 4 Sty 2019
Are you sure you're thinking of wardogleader? I'm looking at the chat history and he only came back once after that incident, said hi to a few people and only got greetings in return. He's a good samaritan now.
BallBuster
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- 28 Gru 2017
Not sure if anyone else brought this up and if so rate me late but anyone remember last week’s saucy Wednesday?
Yea I think we know when this interview (pre-recorded pre stream and fellatio session)took place.
Yea I think we know when this interview (pre-recorded pre stream and fellatio session)took place.
Funko Pops NFT collector
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- 27 Sty 2019
I remember people saying that wardogleader was trying to cause trouble(or something along those lines) and saying he should get banned.
I dont think that he is a good samaritan now because that would imply Phil fans can be redeemed. If at any point you thought Phil was the realest,most funny mother fucker on the internet you are a confirmed sperg,it doesnt matter if he changed his mind,there were mountains of evidence proving that Phil is scum plus he has no value as an entretainer unless you are autistic,and also if he woke up and realized Phil ia trash he only did because it happened TO HIM,when it happened to other people im sure he thought it was funny just like the tards that spam lean in banual emote when Phil tells someone to go fuck himself. You cant be redeemed if you were a Phil fan,ex-fans that woke up because Phil told them to fuck off or because he said amiibos were shit are still spergs.
BallBuster
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- 28 Gru 2017
Anyone who believes that is a gullible twat. This guy lies every second of every day.
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legally advised by who? his bankruptcy lawyer?
Kermit the Frog
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- 25 Gru 2017
Phil is still asshurt about being bullied in high school, whether it be for his oddly shaped head or for being an autistic momma's boy or for being a friendless weirdo or anything else really. Keep in mind that this happened 20 years ago, more than half of Phil's lifetime, and he still brings it up like it happened recently. It's beyond pathetic that he hasn't moved on and ostensibly uses it as an excuse for why he hasn't developed into a mature adult. He never stood up for himself back then due to his general cowardice and the only way he can take out his frustration is to lord over his chat like a dictator. Phil's fans are the dregs of the internet with nowhere to go, having been kicked out of every other community they tried to shit up, and for a small "contribution" they can be almost barely tolerated in Phil's chat. They all celebrate whenever Phil goes on a pissbaby rant and bans someone for any perceived slight because that's what they want to do, as pathetic as that sounds.
"I've been legally advised not to speak publicly about things in my personal life."
LOL. I mean, come on this is just too much. Who is he trying to fool here? Does Phil not realize that every day of the week he publicly talks about his personal life on his stream and on Twitter? What an idiot. Also, gotta love that "oops" he drops at the end like it's supposed to be some epic comeback. All Phil is confirming is that he won't give a good faith actor a fair interview. Maybe if Rekieta dropped a cool $1,000 into his PayPal and promised not to ask Phil any tough questions would he accept.
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"As a “lawyer” I’m sure you can understand why I’d listen to the advice of my legal counsel instead of a Content Creator that has regularly dragged my name through the mud for months, for personal benefit, without an ounce of remorse. Get your clickbait elsewhere & good riddance."
So bitchy
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Who is the one who advised him legally? Definitely not Rochelle.
Satoi
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- 14 Kwi 2020
You gotta love how Mister "Oops" over here keeps criticizing the trolls for talking shit online and hiding behind their monitors when he puts on the exact same fake Internet bravado he so despises.
If confronted in real life, he would crumble within seconds.
If confronted in real life, he would crumble within seconds.
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