DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[King Daddy Telomerase]

DSP is too braindead dumb to work a register. If anything he'd be filling shelves, he's not on the intellectual level of part-time high school workers.

Filling shelves at night when there's no customers, just like his equally socially retarded soulmaid.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

What is going on with DSP's stream right now? I can't connect to it. And I saw the viewcount fall down to 111 viewers.

EDIT: The whole site is having issues atm, nevermind.

 

[Iron Father]

Filling shelves at night when there's no customers, just like his equally socially exceptional soulmaid.

He'd fall asleep in the break-room. Either that or he'd get caught sipping gin during work hours to stay awake.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Did he reach the vest goal yet? This can be his way out of it.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

DSP would be fired 2 hours into his first shift after he takes a bathroom break an hour in and doesn't come back to the register for 45 minutes.

Well he was disqualified from a Street Fighter tournament for leaving before his match to take a shit so this sounds about right.

 

[Lover_of_Horses]

Did he reach the vest goal yet? This can be his way out of it.

I hate to disappoint, but Papa Pigroach did reach the vest goal earlier.

 

[MoonRocker]

Twitch is down.

Bet you Phil is going to say fuck it and cut his stream short since he apparently reached his shitty Whore Vest goal.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Gonna have to smash the 'X' button on that one, personally. Phil in the flesh is cowardice incarnate, there is no way he'd snap at a customer in real life - especially not after his prolonged isolation making any kind of social contact a very scary thing indeed.

No, Phil with the 'can I help' apron on will meekly direct Chad and Stacey to the shelf where Bridgeport's Green Grocer stacks the canned pineapple slices, and bitch about 'stoopid cahstahmurs' later that night when he streams from his childhood bedroom.

Yeah. You’re right. My fantasy of seeing him do such a thing took me over. Just reaching for the non-existent mouse would be enough for me.

 

[Iron Hamster]

How was the interview was carried out? Discord /Skype

While spooning in bed.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

A no one looking for some clout, and Phil possibly being smart and not announcing he’s going to be doing an interview and pockets an easy $500+ from a dumbass cuck clout chaser.

And Phil spent that on digital puds. He got Johnny Gorgonzola with that shit I bet

 

[Croppered]

That's Venomous Fatman. He did a series of interviews with DSP, Rambo, and OJ separately back in 2010-2012. I was archiving old DSP-related YouTube channels last week, and noticed Venomous Fatman/Jakejames Lugo had a link to his Discord. I was curious what kind of discussion goes on in there, so I joined and was immediately greeted by him. I just wanted to lurk, but was suddenly put on the spot to talk. I just said hello and left it at that. I notice his Discord group is basically inactive, and his YouTube channels don't get a lot of views despite him creating content for the internet for over 10 years. I purposely didn't talk to him about DSP because I didn't want to entice him into the trap of producing garbage clickbait videos about DSP. But maybe my Discord avatar tipped him off why I showed an interest in his stuff.

I think the old interviews he did are pretty good, maybe the best official interview DSP has been involved with? I listened to them about a year ago when learning about DSP. I have no clue how the second interview will be, but probably shit. If I caused Venomous Fatman to make a second interview with DSP and it turns out to be shit, I'm very sorry. I'll stop touching shit I promise.Wyświetl załącznik 1257394

## "THE BITT" interviews audio ##

DarksydePhil 2011-01-20 (1:06:29).​

John Rambo 2010-11-12 (39:59).​

OJ 2012-05-10 (45:49).​

dontblowthis.com (Rambo and Howard) 2011-03-13 (39:27).​

## New DSP interviews audio ##

DSP on Streaming During Lockdown - Definitive Discussion (28:10).​

EX MODE Ep. 36 - DSP on Reputation and YouTuber Interactions (26:26).​

This Discord log is especially pathetic because it's clear that he wants the server to be some community hub for his work. Since no one cares (or he simply doesn't have the volume to have people talking besides himself) he just throws messages into the void, forever to be ignored since the people who are too polite to leave have assuredly muted the server.

Second part
DSP on streaming During Lockdown. Its not like ANYTHING changed...

The guy burps at 14sec.

DSPs mic quality is awful. IS that the superexpensive gaming headset I guess?

Gamer headset mics are notoriously terrible for broadcast purposes.

 

[Iron Father]

equally socially exceptional soulmaid.

X to doubt. She has friends at least. Didn't she bail on him on Halloween that time to go out? (That time Dave blamed Tevin.)

 

[Here Comes Mongo]

X to doubt. She has friends at least. Didn't she bail on him on Halloween that time to go out? (That time Dave blamed Tevin.)

Best part about that is the fact that Phil himself said Kat had plans to go out and she wasn't sticking around. Then to turn around and blame Tevin and the detractors for her leaving...for a guy who hates drama, he sure doesn't mind manufacturing it.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Well he was disqualified from a Street Fighter tournament for leaving before his match to take a shit so this sounds about right.

They didn't tell him where he was playing. He just needs another employee to show him where the cash register is and he'll be set

 

[tomstone]

Can't stand for too long, can't bend over to stock shelves or whatever the fuck, can't see for shit, can't carry anything because of his bad back. His back is bad to the extent that he has to take advantage of other people to drive him places or assist him with basic shit. He is 38 going on 55 and completely useless on the job market. Has no skills or knowledge of anything, no relevant or meaningful employment or education, and a rabbit hole that never ends when you look him up online.

So he's not good for physical activity, has no social skills and an ego too big to work a "shitty job".

DarksydePhil will never get employed.

its not only physical but also psychological would be even a bigger problem.
can you imagine philbert getting confronted by an angry customer? he would run crying to the toilet an probably never come back out.

 

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I'd be there's no more than 5 people carrying this dumbass vest streak at this point.

 

[tzgnilki]

Ask the king, Thursday

 

[Lover_of_Horses]

I'd be there's no more than 5 people carrying this dumbass vest streak at this point.

Let's hope their wallets run dry!

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LOL at the word "cockroach" in the clip's url.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I'm not even mad about the vest streak. In fdact I hope it comtinues.

The paypiggies will go broke and realise soon enough and Nancy will get her share. Its kinda hilarious in an accelerationist kind of way