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[Donovan the Man]

I said it on the last pic, but how does it keep LOOKING WORSE as it heals???

He’s developing keloids on that terrible approximation of labia. It’s going to look so, so much worse once it’s fully healed. The “labia minor” already looks like a keloid to begin with.

 

[Brain Power]

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Sadly he's posted no selfies for the lols

"Are they saying I have a fetish instead of a condition? How dare they! They're so wrong! D:<"

 

[Constellationzero]

Can we please stop with the constant derailments? There are threads for serious discussions - this is not one of them. If you're unable to contain your hateboner for trannies/the gay agenda/liberals/whateverthefuck, go back to mumsnet or wherever you came from. This is a thread for laughing at balding delusional perverts who think they're dainty little girls. Speaking of which...

Spoiler: all woman

#3: Nice...uhh...fairy dust? powdered sugar? Can't be dandruff.

Last image looks like a lesbian gym teacher. Actually creepy even for a lesbian gym teacher which I guess is an accomplishment?

I said it on the last pic, but how does it keep LOOKING WORSE as it heals???

Looks sort of like a blown out innertube with the bonus of that weird ballsack seam. The (labia?) makes me think the surgeon must've taken the mangled dick, handed it to a nurse and told them to go sit over at the card table on the other side of the room and cut a nice length that could be used to roll and sew (badly) onto the Sarlaac pit there.

That or he took bits from his Arby's meat mountain lunch and sewed it on there...good enough.

 

[Piss Bear]

Yep. Like their nazi partners, they can't create their own super race.
How is there any population out there at all if they all have to kill themselves because they can't become trans? I know most of the teen suicides here are over bullying, not because daddy wouldn't let his son chop his dick.

The majority of gender dysphoric people aren’t killing themselves because they can’t transition. They are killing themselves due to post-op regret, or because that feeling of being in the wrong body never goes away no matter how much they try to make it. It’s a mental illness. Trans people aren’t their own special unicorn race like they’d like you to believe they are. There’s nothing wrong with their bodies physically that requires them to take HRT and go under the knife. They all suffering with mental illness. Also I’d like to add on, I think gender dysphoria and AGP are completely different things although they can probably occur together.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Chase Strangio thread when? If Chuck Clymer can get one, certainly Kate can too.

Yes, a thread on this malignant and mentally ill munchkin!

 

[Eggsy]

Sapphic: Adjective

Relating to lesbians or lesbianism.

Overload: Noun

An excessive amount of something.

It all really makes you think, huh.

You never see actual women describe themselves as 'Sapphic'. It's ALWAYS an indicator of troonery. It's like whenever you see the acronym 'MLM' - it's always used by "gay" FtM.

 

[Alpacawitz]

Nathan (Natalie) Egan

Guy decides to make a brilliant career move to become a tranny entrepreneur who helps with "diversity". Before that, it looks like they taught old people how to use the internet/technology.

As many of you know, and as many of you do not know, I don’t go by Nathan anymore. My full name is Natalie Jane Egan and today is kind of a big day.

Besides coming out “online” as Natalie and now being openly transgender on the Internet, I am also announcing my new company: trans.cafe (more on the biz in a bit).

I realize many of you know me for different reasons. Some of you are my brothers and sisters; others are friends, professional colleagues, or acquaintances at some level and for some reason. If you’re getting this message, chances are we somehow know each other, or know friends in common, and I want to thank you in advance for your support. And, if I don’t know you at all, I hope my message helps you or someone you know find their true identity.

So yeah, I am transgender. Oddly enough, I really didn’t even know this until pretty recently. But before you jump to any conclusions, let me answer some commonly asked questions, and address some reactions I anticipate:

What does being transgender mean? To me, being transgender is a matter of my identity. Despite the fact that I was biologically born a boy named Nathan, my gender identity, the way I want to express myself, is female. This has been a profoundly personal realization for me and shouldn’t matter to anyone. I want to live my life as me—not as the person society wants me to be. Don’t we all deserve that right? I am not hurting anyone. If anything, I am setting people free. If you have a problem with me being “me,” you should really think about why that is the case.

“But Nathan was so manly!” Well... sort-of. You’re right that my outward appearance was “manly.” You may remember me as a rather large, hairy, OCD / hyper-controlling alpha-male that at times could be quite uncouth. But if you really knew me, you knew that inside I was a very nurturing, sensitive, open, and colorful person that loves shopping and art and flowers and doing “feminine” things like going to the spa. I also always wished I was pretty and that I could be a mom. If you are confused, imagine how I felt! Until recently, I never even knew I had a choice to express my true self, nor did I realize anyone else felt similarly to me… I’m grateful that I do now, so I am going to live the rest of my life like it is the only one I have got!

So, how do I identify? To be clear, I identify completely as a woman. Genetically, I was not born as a woman and yet I have the right to identify as one. Please use the pronouns “she and her” with me. I also don’t mind words like babe, girl, girlfriend, sister, and woman as long as you have a little class in your delivery.

What bathroom am I using? When I look like I do in the middle picture above (which, for now, is still about 80% of the time), I simply try and avoid using public bathrooms. It really sucks. But the good news is that I am making great progress with my transition, and eventually I will look much more like the Natalie on the right! Hopefully, by the time that happens (about 12-18 months), this whole bathroom debate will be over and no one else, no matter how they identify or what they look like, will have to suffer from not peeing.

How could I not know I was transgender? The truth is I always knew I was “different.” But I didn’t yet have the vocabulary to pinpoint why exactly. I didn’t know why I wanted to be pretty or why I was drawn to the color pink when I was younger. I just did. And no one readily used the word “transgender” when I was growing up—and don’t forget, there was no internet. So I felt totally alone, which left me feeling alienated and unsure of what was “wrong” with me. It was only about 9 months ago that I finally accepted that I was transgender and not just a “crossdresser” (although that took a very long time for me to accept, too).

Do I think I was born in the wrong body? No! But I definitely went through a phase where I thought that was the case. I now truly believe that I was born in the right body and all of this was meant to happen. I was meant to meet Nancy and make our kids. I was meant to start trans.cafe and you were meant to read this. Together we will change the world.

What about my kids? Van, Brook, and Teddy are all fine! Seriously. If they were older, it would be harder for them to process for sure. This a transition for them too. But they are all at a good age for acceptance, and as a family we love each other totally unconditionally. So while all of this isn’t easy, what my kids “get” is a happier more loving parent who is more present and connected than ever before. That is all that matters.

What about Nancy? This has been really hard for everyone, especially Nancy. And through it all, she has been unbelievably supportive of me and the kids and I love her so much for it. We are deeply committed to helping one another live happy and healthy lives, but again, that doesn’t make this easy. The bottom line is that we have a foundation of mutual respect, love and support. Every day, we look forward to helping each other be the best versions of ourselves, and to being great co-moms for our kids.

What happened with PeopleLinx? As many of you know, PeopleLinx is the software company I started in my basement in 2008. As CEO for six years, we put more than $8M to work in the US economy, and created 35+ full-time jobs in Philadelphia. In mid-2015, I voluntarily resigned for personal reasons (which may be clearer to you now - haha), and today the team is being led by my good friend and our former Chief Operating Officer, Kevin O’Nell. So to answer the question, PeopleLinx is doing great and I am still an active member of the Board of Directors.

Where am I in my transition and how far will I go? Let me start with a friendly reminder that this is not really an appropriate question to ask a trans person, especially if you don’t know them well. Everyone expresses their gender identity differently, and is a matter so personal it just isn’t other people’s business. That said, I don’t mind sharing. I have started hormones, which is amazing, and is connecting me with my body and humanity and the earth in ways I never knew possible (BTW: I love to talk about the hormones part, so always happy to chat about that one). I am also currently doing hair removal procedures, which are super painful but I love the way they make me feel afterwards. Other than that, I am taking all of this very slowly and my only basic expectation is to feel a sense of progress towards being my real self.


Am I happy? Healthy? OMG yes! In fact, I am both the happiest and the healthiest I’ve ever been. I have lost 40+ lbs in the last nine months, simply by becoming more mindful of what I put in my body (regular exercise helped too). I also quit smoking cigarettes completely (I was smoking a full-pack-per-day!), and cut my drinking and any other unhealthy activities by at least 80%. I am also no longer dealing with depression, or the suicidal thoughts that plagued me over the last year. Those dark days were especially hard as I lived in fear of being outed or blackmailed and ultimately rejected by society because someone “knew” I like to do things that women do (which is totally ridiculous now in retrospect). Today, I have a ton of energy, am super focused, and I know I am making a real difference in the world. I also know that I am a great parent for these kids. What else could I ask for? Well sure, there are a lot of other things I want, but you get my point.

So what is my new business? trans.cafe is an information hub for both consumer and institutional audiences related to a broad range of transgender issues. I started trans.cafe because I myself really struggled to find good, up-to-date information about being transgender. It was even harder for my friends and family, all of whom immediately Googled the word “transgender” when I first said it, and still felt in the dark about the nuances of what I was going through. Furthermore, I found corporations have no tools, language, or metrics to handle the growing number of both employees and customers that identify as transgender. That fact is that everyone deserves access to current, high quality information about trans issues and that is what we are doing. Our vision is to change the way the world thinks about identity and being who you want to be.

*Please note, I don’t claim to be an expert on being transgender or plan on being the authoritative voice of transgender people. That’s an impossible feat, as there’s no such thing as a homogenous “transgender community.” I am, however, an expert in building digital platforms and connecting communities so they can share their experiences and self-identify with what matters to them.

So what else? What can you expect? To be honest, I don’t know really know. I am learning more and more about myself and my transition everyday and it is super exciting. Please know that you will probably keep seeing subtle changes in me and I will try and keep you in the loop on important matters. Most importantly, know that I am working really hard to support my family as best I can.

How can you help? All I really need is your love and support and ask that you respect my right to identify with who it is I really am. My family needs your support too. It means so much to me and to them to know you care, please show you do by sharing this article with your friends and loved ones! It would also be super helpful if could spread the word about trans.cafe as a resource for consumers and corporations on trans related issues.

In closing, remember this: being transgender is about more than gender. It is about identifying with who you want to be—not who others want or expect you to be. If you want to change your life: DO IT!

Big love to all of you. Thank you again for your support. There is so much more to come!

XOXOX

-Natalie

PS: Please remember to call me Natalie (or Nat, or even Natty) if / when you respond or comment. Also, please also use the pronouns she / her and try to avoid declarations like DUDE and bro! If you make a mistake that is fine but just keep trying. You will get it!

* Note - we intentionally keep comments “off” for trans.cafe because of the broad range of readers (from kids to parents to corporate professionals) and encourage you to continue an authentic conversation on your social media networks. You can also reach out to me or the company directly if you want to chat!

Hello, My Name Is Natalie. I Am Transgender And I Am Proud — trans.cafe

As many of you know, and as many of you do not know, I don’t go by Nathan anymore. My full name is Natalie Jane Egan and today is kind of a big day. Besides coming out “online” as Natalie and now being openly transgender on the Internet, I am also announcing my new company: trans.cafe (more on th

www.trans.cafe

Hello, My Name Is Natalie. I Am Transgender And I Am Proud — trans.ca…

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Spoiler: five head and balding

Spoiler: Social Media

Natalie J. Egan (@nataliejegan) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Natalie J. Egan (@nataliejegan). CEO @Translator: Pioneering Diversity & Inclusion Technology • Openly transgender 2X venture backed tech founder • Also: Parent / Athlete / Artist / Human. NYC and all over the internet

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Natalie Egan | LinkedIn

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That superman chin

 

[AmbiTron]

ROFL the troons on /r/asktransgender are chimping out hard about this South Dakota thing, quite a few of them openly advocating for violence against the 'nazis' who won't submit to their agenda and let them mutilate children. I'd take screencaps but I'm on the run right now, have a quote instead.

"We had to kill hella thousands of Nazis back in the 1940s to stop the genocide of central European Jews, Roma, LGBT, etc.

Violence was the singular righteous option.

The sad part is that it's gonna be harder to kill the Nazis when necessary this time around because it's not a war between states, it's a war between groups of individuals all mixed together geographically within a state."

 

[queue-anon]

This reminds me back then when I was younger and more naive and just starting to learn about trannies. People would always say "Oh, don't let transphobes/TERFS influence your opinion on trans people!" I kept that thought in mind and tried to be open and accepting towards them.... and then it ended up being the trans community itself and all the disgusting perverts in it that influenced my negative opinion towards it.

I said it before and I'll say it again, either fucking gatekeep your community or be prepared for its reputation to gradually erode and for society to dislike it more and more.

I don't think they can gatekeep it.

My asshole opinion is that there are two types of trannies: pathetic sadsacks and total degenerates. The total degenerates were always there, but had to keep their degeneracy under wraps because there was no medical, political, or social support for it, not because they gave a fuck about how their behavior hurts the "community".

Now that the cat is out of the bag, the degenerates are the majority, and, even if the sadsacks wanted to do anything about it, they can't, because they're weak.

I can't see any solution for this other than siloing all trannies into their own spaces and having zero requirements for the rest of us to validate them. Forcing all of us to comply is like 99 percent of the reason why the degenerates are doing this. Take that away, and most will go back to crossdressing privately. The few who are left will go back to being Creepy Bob whom everyone avoids.

 

[Positron]

"We had to kill hella thousands of Nazis back in the 1940s to stop the genocide of central European Jews, Roma, LGBT, etc.

Violence was the singular righteous option.

When they think of a solution the first thing that comes to their mind is violence. Because they are socialized as men. Because they are men.

I am not hurting anyone.

What about my kids? Van, Brook, and Teddy are all fine! Seriously. If they were older, it would be harder for them to process for sure. This a transition for them too. But they are all at a good age for acceptance, and as a family we love each other totally unconditionally. So while all of this isn’t easy, what my kids “get” is a happier more loving parent who is more present and connected than ever before. That is all that matters.

What about Nancy? This has been really hard for everyone, especially Nancy. And through it all, she has been unbelievably supportive of me and the kids and I love her so much for it.

"I'm not hurting anyone because I've brainwashed my kids. And my wife is absolutely okay because she didn't say anything!"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

ROFL the troons on /r/asktransgender are chimping out hard about this South Dakota thing

random comments from the first thread I opened:

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

r/LadyLadyBoners, supposed 'lesbian' thirst sub bends the knee to the trans. As far as I can tell MtF's have been posting pictures of other MtFs for the validation and then went crying 'twansphobia' to the mods when the lesbians didn't take kindly to gross men being posted to their masturbation sub.

Straight man finds lesbian attractive, this is how he knew he was a lesbian too!!

 

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r/LadyLadyBoners, supposed 'lesbian' thirst sub bends the knee to the trans. As far as I can tell MtF's have been posting pictures of other MtFs for the validation and then went crying 'twansphobia' to the mods when the lesbians didn't take kindly to gross men being posted to their masturbation sub.

Straight man finds lesbian attractive, this is how he knew he was a lesbian too!!
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This is like watching the captain of a cruise liner stabbing holes into the ship and telling its passengers "fish are passengers too!"

 

[Ogg66]

random comments from the first thread I opened:
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They can just fuck off, they are kids I have met no 14 year old that does not massively change their view on things by the time they are 15. No under age child is developed enough to make massive decisions none, that is why we don't allow them to join the army at 12 or marry or have sex they are not mature enough. Bet these cunts think an 11 or 12 year old is old enough to fuck also, just most of them won't admit that in public.

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

They can just fuck off, they are kids I have met no 14 year old that does not massively change their view on things by the time they are 15. No under age child is developed enough to make massive decisions none, that is why we don't allow them to join the army at 12 or marry or have sex they are not mature enough. Bet these cunts think an 11 or 12 year old is old enough to fuck also, just most of them won't admit that in public.

Twans cannot stand being told no but unfortunately when it comes to kids, they’re going to have to get used to it.

Lol at all of them noticing the timing and consistent language of all these different state initiatives to protect kids. “Almost like it’s coordinated” no shit idiot, we done been told you that the Republicans were mostly silent on this because they’re saving it for the general election so the Dem nominee can’t pivot and deny the troons. Now here you see the plan unfolding. Look forward to the exploitation of this winning issue that the Dems handed to them on a silver platter.

 

[Shield Breaker]

This is like watching the captain of a cruise liner stabbing holes into the ship and telling its passengers "sharks are passengers too!"

FTFY

 

[Real Mutha For Ya]

More attention seeking from that mentally sub-normal, autistic, spastic Troon Amy Petrelli (Archive)

Edit: and BOOM! The inevitable suicide threat!

 

[Iron Hamster]

The majority of gender dysphoric people aren’t killing themselves because they can’t transition. They are killing themselves due to post-op regret, or because that feeling of being in the wrong body never goes away no matter how much they try to make it. It’s a mental illness. Trans people aren’t their own special unicorn race like they’d like you to believe they are. There’s nothing wrong with their bodies physically that requires them to take HRT and go under the knife. They all suffering with mental illness. Also I’d like to add on, I think gender dysphoria and AGP are completely different things although they can probably occur together.

I'm just going by what the dope on twitter posted. I know there aren't teens killing themselves because they can't be trans. It's a ridiculous notion. People like him need the trans population to be bigger than it is.

 

[Beluga]

Nathan (Natalie) Egan

Guy decides to make a brilliant career move to become a tranny entrepreneur who helps with "diversity". Before that, it looks like they taught old people how to use the internet/technology.

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Hello, My Name Is Natalie. I Am Transgender And I Am Proud — trans.cafe

As many of you know, and as many of you do not know, I don’t go by Nathan anymore. My full name is Natalie Jane Egan and today is kind of a big day. Besides coming out “online” as Natalie and now being openly transgender on the Internet, I am also announcing my new company: trans.cafe (more on th

www.trans.cafe

Hello, My Name Is Natalie. I Am Transgender And I Am Proud — trans.ca…

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Spoiler: five head and balding

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aULn_OSgMUkhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=nYFSW7aFUjc

Spoiler: Social Media

Natalie J. Egan (@nataliejegan) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Natalie J. Egan (@nataliejegan). CEO @Translator: Pioneering Diversity & Inclusion Technology • Openly transgender 2X venture backed tech founder • Also: Parent / Athlete / Artist / Human. NYC and all over the internet

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Natalie Egan | LinkedIn

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That superman chin

He looks like Buzz Lightyear without his spacesuit

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

More attention seeking from that mentally sub-normal, autistic, spastic Troon Amy Petrelli (Archive)

Edit: and BOOM! The inevitable suicide threat!