🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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God, why?

Also she has 500 dumpster lotions and just spent hundreds on a bunch of frou-frou bullshit from Lush or wherever. Moisturize your dry ass hands.
ugh it looks like she's got some kind of skin condition happening... usually they give your hands a nice warm lotion and oil massage with a manicure, why do hers look so dry and red and rashy?
 
I'm two minutes in and I hear "So, basically, I had a one-nighter with a guy who shit the bed." I don't even need to hear any more.

No. No, you didn't Chantal. We are done here. That did not happen and everyone knows it.

Remember your last fake one night stand story was about a guy who supposedly got diarrhea and had to run to the bathroom while you were blowing him? And then proceeded to clog your toilet. Also did not happen and everyone knows it. Shit stories are not funny. They are gross. But even less funny when they are obviously made up.

ETA: Spoiler alert: The random one-night stand's roommate also wants to fuck her! What a damn surprise. Of course she gives him the side-eye because he is so beneath her. Chantal has standards, dude. She will apparently go home with random fat guys who shit themselves in bed just to avoid sleeping on her friend's boyfriend's couch. But how dare you even look at her, you weirdo!

Basically, the moral of the story is that all dudes want to fuck Chantal. All dudes can't control their bowels. And also, Chantal is a liar.

(But my favorite part was when she brought up the threesome story about the couple she catfished and then destroyed their bathroom. And then she had the audacity to blame it all on them because "they fed her too much booze and had no towels in their bathroom"). Fucking classic.
 
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I'm two minutes in and I hear "So, basically, I had a one-nighter with a guy who shit the bed." I don't even need to hear any more.

No. No, you didn't Chantal. We are done here. That did not happen and everyone knows it.

Remember your last fake one night stand story was about a guy who supposedly got diarrhea and had to run to the bathroom while you were blowing him? And then proceeded to clog your toilet. Also did not happen and everyone knows it. Shit stories are not funny. They are gross. But even less funny when they are obviously made up.

ETA: Spoiler alert: The random one-night stand's roommate also wants to fuck her! What a damn surprise. Of course she gives him the side-eye because he is so beneath her. Chantal has standards, dude. She will apparently go home with random fat guys who shit themselves in bed just to avoid sleeping on her friend's boyfriend's couch. But how dare you even look at her, you weirdo!

Basically, the moral of the story is that all dudes want to fuck Chantal. All dudes can't control their bowels. And also, Chantal is a liar.

(But my favorite part was when she brought up the threesome story about the couple she catfished and then destroyed their bathroom. And then she had the audacity to blame it all on them because "they fed her too much booze and had no towels in their bathroom"). Fucking classic.
I feel like I definitely remember her saying during that story time that she brought her own bottle of liquor, chugged it on the ride over, and continued to drink once she got there as they looked on in annoyance and disgust. Now it’s much more convenient to blame them for “feeding her booze” against her will no doubt in an attempt to get her drunk and in bed with them, because she’s so irresistible.
 
  • her leg rolled over and felt something cold, mushy, and wet
  • Big Buck shit all over the foot of the bed
  • now we start eating the crust
  • references the failed-threesome-projectile-diarrhea-thong story
Never in my life have i had as many personal encounters with shit as chantal. no one has. why does she make up shit based stories? they're not relatable, you foul cunt, no one enjoys hearing you fart and shart and talk about poop while snarfing family size amounts of food.

i just don't get the disconnect between her professed desire to be someone people envy and emulate and the shit obsession. the two do not go together, Chinny.
 
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"Whaddya mean 'big catch'? Is that supposed to be like a fat joke?"
 
I feel like I definitely remember her saying during that story time that she brought her own bottle of liquor, chugged it on the ride over, and continued to drink once she got there as they looked on in annoyance and disgust.

Haha. That is totally what she said. I forgot about that until just now. I don't know if there is archival footage of that video or not. But I 100% remember her saying that.
 
Haha. That is totally what she said. I forgot about that until just now. I don't know if there is archival footage of that video or not. But I 100% remember her saying that.
I am not sure where the archival footage is, but dear leader did a stream where he showcased the infamous storytime. Timestamped for your convenience.
 
I’m beginning to think Bibi has a shit fetish, and Chantel clearly does too. That’s what’s keeping them together- nothing else seems logical.

Chantel is the grossest, most vile, disgusting woman ever birthed. Not only her appearance, personality, bodily noises,lies, but the fact that every “sexy” fantasy always includes crap shows how disturbed her mind truly is.

Mom is oblivious but her poor sister. I’ll bet she tells everybody she’s an only child.
 
I think the moral of Chantal's stories is that men want her, then sober up and shit themselves upon getting a better look at what they brought home.
Yeah, I don’t think I’m my entire life outside of my grandmother who seemed obsessed with my BMs that I’ve ever willingly discussed shitting with people. We all do it, but we all know it’s not polite conversation. It’s expressly impolite when you’re fucking eating. She’s just leaning in to being gross. You do you, sis.
 
I think the moral of Chantal's stories is that men want her, then sober up and shit themselves upon getting a better look at what they brought home.
It would definitely explain why they all have performance issues in her stories: they are liquored up to the point where they can barely get it up.

Also her stories are just so bizarre because it seems like she thinks that she comes up looking good. Saying things like the man was attractive and chose her over a more attractive woman does not change the fact that she was fine sleeping with men with tiny dicks who would shit themselves. These are encounters that most people would never talk about yet here she is boasting because any attention is good in her mind.
 
I can't decide which is grosser--the person you're sharing a bed with shitting all over it or the thought of Chinny having sex.......good thing neither one is true.

E;missing letter
 
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I’m beginning to think Bibi has a shit fetish, and Chantel clearly does too. That’s what’s keeping them together- nothing else seems logical.

Chantel is the grossest, most vile, disgusting woman ever birthed. Not only her appearance, personality, bodily noises,lies, but the fact that every “sexy” fantasy always includes crap shows how disturbed her mind truly is.

Mom is oblivious but her poor sister. I’ll bet she tells everybody she’s an only child.

At this point, she makes the Slaton sisters look more appealing.
 
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