I'm two minutes in and I hear "So, basically, I had a one-nighter with a guy who shit the bed." I don't even need to hear any more.
No. No, you didn't Chantal. We are done here. That did not happen and everyone knows it.
Remember your last fake one night stand story was about a guy who supposedly got diarrhea and had to run to the bathroom while you were blowing him? And then proceeded to clog your toilet. Also did not happen and everyone knows it. Shit stories are not funny. They are gross. But even less funny when they are obviously made up.
ETA: Spoiler alert: The random one-night stand's roommate also wants to fuck her! What a damn surprise. Of course she gives him the side-eye because he is so beneath her. Chantal has standards, dude. She will apparently go home with random fat guys who shit themselves in bed just to avoid sleeping on her friend's boyfriend's couch. But how dare you even look at her, you weirdo!
Basically, the moral of the story is that all dudes want to fuck Chantal. All dudes can't control their bowels. And also, Chantal is a liar.
(But my favorite part was when she brought up the threesome story about the couple she catfished and then destroyed their bathroom. And then she had the audacity to blame it all on them because "they fed her too much booze and had no towels in their bathroom"). Fucking classic.